Justin Bieber’s a Foot Fetishist
Wait. Shouldn’t she be washing His feet?
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez‘s relationship, or “Jelena” as it’s now known in the bubble gum circuit, already has a superfan who’s dedicated to stalking these two love birds and taking uncomfortably close photos of their blossoming love. Photos like the one above of a shirtless Justin giving Selena a foot massage and wearing a hat that says, “Obey” because apparently he’s a stereotypical redneck movie character named Buford now. I’m pretty sure the next photo will be him asking why they’re out of Hungry Mans followed by a shot of him popping her in the mouth for visiting that “gotdamn” fortune teller (Cate Blanchett).