Justin Bieber’s a Foot Fetishist

June 1st, 2011 // 90 Comments

Wait. Shouldn’t she be washing His feet?

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez‘s relationship, or “Jelena” as it’s now known in the bubble gum circuit, already has a superfan who’s dedicated to stalking these two love birds and taking uncomfortably close photos of their blossoming love. Photos like the one above of a shirtless Justin giving Selena a foot massage and wearing a hat that says, “Obey” because apparently he’s a stereotypical redneck movie character named Buford now. I’m pretty sure the next photo will be him asking why they’re out of Hungry Mans followed by a shot of him popping her in the mouth for visiting that “gotdamn” fortune teller (Cate Blanchett).

Photo: Twitter, Splash News

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  1. Collegato

    dude, you could do better than that…..

  2. Richard McBeef

    Mom, are the pizza rolls done yet?

  3. TomFrank

    Oh dear. If he’s washing his disciple’s feet, that means someone has already betrayed him.

    • TomFrank

      On the other hand, if Selena went to see fortune teller Cate Blanchett, doesn’t that mean we get to see her tits soon?

  4. RoboZombie

    MO-O-O-LE!!! Molay molay molay!! MOLE!!!
    mole

  5. and the silver lining of course is more selena bikini shots! yaaaay!!

  6. Selena Gomez Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    sweet ass shot, but why not take the extra couple mins and photoshop out the old geezer

  7. Peanutty

    Obey is a graffiti artist. If you haven’t seen Exit Through the Gift Shop yet, I would recommend it.

  8. Justin B.

    She uses her feet to excite me wee pecker!!!

  9. Selena Gomez Bikini
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    @JustinBieber Ok, I’m now officially jealous of someone half my age (you) and have realized my destiny as an epic failure. I bet your penis even smells like dulce de leche.

  10. Peanutty

    Justin Bebier is about as interesting as a senile senior extolling the virtue of cranberry juice.

  11. Old man

    Her cans are developing nicely. And that ass is tight.

  12. Justin Bieber Selema Gomez Foot Massage
    Commented on this photo:

    how long do you suspect he will act like he’s black?

  13. freebie

    Definitely having sex. Wait – she’s 18 and he’s only 17. She should be arrested for having sex with a minor. Oh, that’s right, they are celebrities which means different laws and rules apply to them then us lower mortals.

    • duhderrdoye

      …because every day you see high school juniors and seniors being arrested for having sex.

    • TomFrank

      Let me point out once again that the age of consent is 18 in only about a dozen states, and most of those states have “close in age” exemptions. So, once again, no, this is not a crime. Well…not a crime so far as the law is concerned, anyway.

    • Venom

      17 is legal in my state and so is 16 actually with parental consent.

      Let me remind you that Miley Cyrus was 15 and had a 21 year old living with her and banging the snot out of her and the authorities did not care.
      This is pretty harmless.

  14. 'Nucks win the cup!

    Blake Lively took naked pictures of ME!

  15. Peanutty

    Do you know when I try to get to the superficail through GOOGLE it says “The Superficial: Because you are stupid”. I can handle being ugly, but not stupid!

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    cracker
    Commented on this photo:

    he gonna tap that (again) …

  17. dj

    what the hell is she thinking, he looks like a little kid, gross!!!!!! He reminds me of bud bundy

  18. Would be hotter if she were wearing the cap!

  19. Meat

    Mom! The meatloaf! Fuck!

  20. Mark B

    I bet her taint smells like burritos.

  21. mark

    her pussy likely smells of bean buritos and tacos…i fucking hate mexican chicks, they look good up to about 25 then they end up looking like shit.

  22. It had to be said

    These two are soul-crushingly boring. Wake me when she’s in a three way with iCarly and Victorious.

  23. cc

    The OBEY hat works is kind of useful when she’s performing fellatio and looking up at him adoringly.

    (BTW, he looks pretty douchey here)

  24. Michael

    Something’s with Selena Gomez. All I know is that she hasn’t leaked any nude photos to the press, isn’t doing drugs, doesn’t seek attention everywhere she goes, and was part of “Runway for Life” benefit for St. Jude’s Children Research Hospital.

    Justin Bieber must have the magic stick (reminds me of that Lil’ Kim song) to have her swooning over his gay ass.

  25. I have a foot fetish for Bieber too. I want to break my foot off in his ass.

  26. cc

    Say one thing…it must be her erogenous zone….she looks like she’s a split second a way from a yelp followed by about 10 seconds of groaning.

  27. meat

    Ma!! The meatloaf! Fuck!

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    benjy
    Commented on this photo:

    who here thinks JB’s got a fat dick?

  29. Selena Gomez Bikini
    J.R.
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks good now, but give her a few years. Ever notice there aren’t any older ‘skinny’ Mexicans? It’s because the older fat ones eat the young skinny ones. It’s true.

  30. Selena Gomez Bikini
    Charlie
    Commented on this photo:

    Selena Gomez, aka Wife No. 4

  31. mark

    god, i wish he’d put on a fucking shirt!

  32. The Critical Crassness

    Staged photo-op, no doubt about it…it’s staged to further dispel rumors of his gayness. No sex happened between them on this trip , if for no other reason than his mommy was with them. Just like the Billboard Awards, when she sat next to Selena, mommy is protecting the virtue of the “Canadian Messiah”, while allowing photo ops of just enough intimate physical activity between them to prove he isn’t gay.

  33. Rabbit

    Damn that kid is a Douche bag!

  34. Justin Bieber Selema Gomez Foot Massage
    theboner
    Commented on this photo:

    Whoever doesnt think they’re fucking, is high on something.

  35. “Son, for this photo op, you need to stroke he thigh. We MUST Dispel these gay rumours.”

    “NO! The nearest I’m getting my hands to her pussy is her feet, goddammit!”.

  36. Justin Bieber Selema Gomez Foot Massage
    384-SCHMACHT
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh please, this kid has highly romantic level as 250%

  37. Justin Bieber Selema Gomez Foot Massage
    ivo
    Commented on this photo:

    OBEY? SO 2004.

  38. Gary B

    This is what I want to see Demi and Selena becoming more than BFF’s. OKAY, Justin will probably envoke the “Right to Watch” law. of the Holy Laws of MAN.

    “If man’s hotass GF gives in to sapphic desires with hotass friend, the man has the right to watch.”

  39. sexyyomg

    wwoow markk u rr soo fuckkenn racisit && that other bitchh that saidd that mexicanss pussyy smellss like mexicann foodd..?? wtff..?? ssoo doo white girls smell like macaronii..?? & Salma Hayek is mexicann… do balck girls smell like soul foodd..?? chiness like chiness foodd..?? noo bitchh theyy dont.. soo why the fukk would mexicans smell like that??? take ur racisit shhiitt summ where else.. or better yett.. watch wat u say.. karma is a bitch…

  40. Arcachnar

    Justin: Oh. Baby. You got some hot legs Usher….I mean Selena.

  41. Selena Gomez Bikini
    The Voice of Reason
    Commented on this photo:

    The lack of ass on her is frustrating….

    If she was half as curvaceous as her mother, she’d be the hottest girl in the world easily, no question.

  42. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Foot Massage
    The Voice of Reason
    Commented on this photo:

    IDK what the big deal is with him grabbing her ass. She has no ass to grab.

  43. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Foot Massage
    The Voice of Reason
    Commented on this photo:

    If I ever want to get mad real quick, I just look at this pic. Instantly makes me want to kill something.

  44. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Foot Massage
    Commented on this photo:

    boy this crazy do she have a ass

  45. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Foot Massage
    jlo
    Commented on this photo:

    She should not be doing that so young and especially so public. He is a baby. Gomez is a role model to young girls everywhere and needs to behave so in public. What she does in private is her biz.

    • Kelsey

      This techiqually was supposed to be private…its a private beach…but paps get everywhere…and as for the age shes 19..kids now r doing way worse…way younger..its sickening

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    Jewel
    Commented on this photo:

    man she is not hot she still dose not have a ass

  47. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Foot Massage
    jodi carelse
    Commented on this photo:

    yes she do have a ass nd who say she dont mayb u dont have a ass

  48. Selena Gomez Bikini
    JustBeingTruthful
    Commented on this photo:

    She is freakin’ awesome! How could she possibly be with that little what’shisname? Isn’t he like 16 or 17 years old?

  49. Selena Gomez Bikini
    JustBeingTruthful
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m in love for the first time this year!

  50. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Foot Massage
    selena gomez
    Commented on this photo:

    i love to have sex with justin bieber!!!

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