Wait. Shouldn’t she be washing His feet?
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez‘s relationship, or “Jelena” as it’s now known in the bubble gum circuit, already has a superfan who’s dedicated to stalking these two love birds and taking uncomfortably close photos of their blossoming love. Photos like the one above of a shirtless Justin giving Selena a foot massage and wearing a hat that says, “Obey” because apparently he’s a stereotypical redneck movie character named Buford now. I’m pretty sure the next photo will be him asking why they’re out of Hungry Mans followed by a shot of him popping her in the mouth for visiting that “gotdamn” fortune teller (Cate Blanchett).
Photo: Twitter, Splash News
dude, you could do better than that…..
and 1st BTW
yes, he really could. Think of the options he has. Dummy.
He could do better than millionaire 18 year old chicks? Yeah…right. They are a dime a dozen. He should try for the ultra rare 18 year old who works at the mall. Those you NEVER see.
Mom, are the pizza rolls done yet?
Nice’n
Are they at my grandparents house?
Oh dear. If he’s washing his disciple’s feet, that means someone has already betrayed him.
On the other hand, if Selena went to see fortune teller Cate Blanchett, doesn’t that mean we get to see her tits soon?
MO-O-O-LE!!! Molay molay molay!! MOLE!!!
mole
I’m glad someone did this.
and the silver lining of course is more selena bikini shots! yaaaay!!
sweet ass shot, but why not take the extra couple mins and photoshop out the old geezer
Obey is a graffiti artist. If you haven’t seen Exit Through the Gift Shop yet, I would recommend it.
Either you’re confused or I am-Bansky is the anonymous graffiti artist who did Exit through the gift shop, Obey is by a guy named Shepard I think who is another street artist.
No, you are right. That Shepard guy is another street artist that is in the documentary. His clothing line is Obey.
Shepard Fairy
And here I was thinking it was from They Live, especially with the Bubble Gum reference above:
http://media.ifccenter.com/images/films/they-live_592x299.jpg
@Peanutty Ohhhhh. What’s funny is I downloaded it and haven’t gotten around to watching it yet. I keep hearing it’s really good though.
You could be right. Who the fuck knows what this lil’ TURD is into.
She uses her feet to excite me wee pecker!!!
@JustinBieber Ok, I’m now officially jealous of someone half my age (you) and have realized my destiny as an epic failure. I bet your penis even smells like dulce de leche.
Justin Bebier is about as interesting as a senile senior extolling the virtue of cranberry juice.
Or about as interesting as your comment.
Her cans are developing nicely. And that ass is tight.
how long do you suspect he will act like he’s black?
Courtyar dpigeon… As long as your ugly!
Definitely having sex. Wait – she’s 18 and he’s only 17. She should be arrested for having sex with a minor. Oh, that’s right, they are celebrities which means different laws and rules apply to them then us lower mortals.
…because every day you see high school juniors and seniors being arrested for having sex.
Let me point out once again that the age of consent is 18 in only about a dozen states, and most of those states have “close in age” exemptions. So, once again, no, this is not a crime. Well…not a crime so far as the law is concerned, anyway.
17 is legal in my state and so is 16 actually with parental consent.
Let me remind you that Miley Cyrus was 15 and had a 21 year old living with her and banging the snot out of her and the authorities did not care.
This is pretty harmless.
Blake Lively took naked pictures of ME!
Do you know when I try to get to the superficail through GOOGLE it says “The Superficial: Because you are stupid”. I can handle being ugly, but not stupid!
hahahaha how many times did you have to type that before it got its own autocomplete :D i’ll be typin ‘because you’re hung like a horse’ and see how many it takes
I didn’t do that!! In fact I resent-resemble that remark!
he gonna tap that (again) …
He got a 2″ dick when erect, if he even has a dick at all. She doesn’t fell shit.
what the hell is she thinking, he looks like a little kid, gross!!!!!! He reminds me of bud bundy
Would be hotter if she were wearing the cap!
Mom! The meatloaf! Fuck!
hahahahahahaha BEST!!!
I bet her taint smells like burritos.
her pussy likely smells of bean buritos and tacos…i fucking hate mexican chicks, they look good up to about 25 then they end up looking like shit.
Except Salma Hayek. Of course, she’s probably not Mexican.
tell us how you really feel about mexicans, mark.
These two are soul-crushingly boring. Wake me when she’s in a three way with iCarly and Victorious.
Miranda Cosgrove and Victoria Justice > Selena Gomez. I have no problem with any of them, though.
It took me a year to figure out that Victorious and iCarly were different people. It’d be like twins porn.
Wake me when Justin walks in on Selena and Demi becoming more than BFFs on the couch . Then where a story about Justin ripping his own dick off.
That deserves a standing ovation good sir.
Cosgrove is so fucken adorable, iCarly is one of the few shows on nick that I can stand to watch.
The OBEY hat works is kind of useful when she’s performing fellatio and looking up at him adoringly.
(BTW, he looks pretty douchey here)
“(BTW, he looks pretty douchey here)”
As opposed to other times?
Something’s with Selena Gomez. All I know is that she hasn’t leaked any nude photos to the press, isn’t doing drugs, doesn’t seek attention everywhere she goes, and was part of “Runway for Life” benefit for St. Jude’s Children Research Hospital.
Justin Bieber must have the magic stick (reminds me of that Lil’ Kim song) to have her swooning over his gay ass.
I have a foot fetish for Bieber too. I want to break my foot off in his ass.
finally, a winning comment!
I thought Usher’s cock was already in there.
TomFrank, I’m sure there’s plenty of room.
Say one thing…it must be her erogenous zone….she looks like she’s a split second a way from a yelp followed by about 10 seconds of groaning.
Ma!! The meatloaf! Fuck!
who here thinks JB’s got a fat dick?
He has a penis?
She looks good now, but give her a few years. Ever notice there aren’t any older ‘skinny’ Mexicans? It’s because the older fat ones eat the young skinny ones. It’s true.
Selena Gomez, aka Wife No. 4
god, i wish he’d put on a fucking shirt!
Staged photo-op, no doubt about it…it’s staged to further dispel rumors of his gayness. No sex happened between them on this trip , if for no other reason than his mommy was with them. Just like the Billboard Awards, when she sat next to Selena, mommy is protecting the virtue of the “Canadian Messiah”, while allowing photo ops of just enough intimate physical activity between them to prove he isn’t gay.
Damn that kid is a Douche bag!
Whoever doesnt think they’re fucking, is high on something.
“Son, for this photo op, you need to stroke he thigh. We MUST Dispel these gay rumours.”
“NO! The nearest I’m getting my hands to her pussy is her feet, goddammit!”.
Oh please, this kid has highly romantic level as 250%
OBEY? SO 2004.
This is what I want to see Demi and Selena becoming more than BFF’s. OKAY, Justin will probably envoke the “Right to Watch” law. of the Holy Laws of MAN.
“If man’s hotass GF gives in to sapphic desires with hotass friend, the man has the right to watch.”
wwoow markk u rr soo fuckkenn racisit && that other bitchh that saidd that mexicanss pussyy smellss like mexicann foodd..?? wtff..?? ssoo doo white girls smell like macaronii..?? & Salma Hayek is mexicann… do balck girls smell like soul foodd..?? chiness like chiness foodd..?? noo bitchh theyy dont.. soo why the fukk would mexicans smell like that??? take ur racisit shhiitt summ where else.. or better yett.. watch wat u say.. karma is a bitch…
Justin: Oh. Baby. You got some hot legs Usher….I mean Selena.
The lack of ass on her is frustrating….
If she was half as curvaceous as her mother, she’d be the hottest girl in the world easily, no question.
IDK what the big deal is with him grabbing her ass. She has no ass to grab.
If I ever want to get mad real quick, I just look at this pic. Instantly makes me want to kill something.
boy this crazy do she have a ass
She should not be doing that so young and especially so public. He is a baby. Gomez is a role model to young girls everywhere and needs to behave so in public. What she does in private is her biz.
This techiqually was supposed to be private…its a private beach…but paps get everywhere…and as for the age shes 19..kids now r doing way worse…way younger..its sickening
man she is not hot she still dose not have a ass
yes she do have a ass nd who say she dont mayb u dont have a ass
She is freakin’ awesome! How could she possibly be with that little what’shisname? Isn’t he like 16 or 17 years old?
I’m in love for the first time this year!
i love to have sex with justin bieber!!!