When #Bbare Calls You A Princess, You Kneel For The Syrup King, Girl

March 10th, 2014 // 50 Comments
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Welcome to Princess Selena Gomez‘s Palatial Pussy Palace.
Population: #BBARE

“Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber came in with his bodyguards a little after 10:30 in the morning for breakfast and were here for an hour and a half,” Lori Johnson, manager of Don Pepe’s McAllen Mexican restaurant, tells PEOPLE.
Bieber, 20, ate huevos rancheros while Gomez, 21, had pork chops with grilled onions, tomatoes and jalapeños. Along with their meal, the singers enjoyed some PDA.
“They were kissing,” adds Johnson. “They were sitting next to each other hugging and kissing in front of the staff. They weren’t hiding it and seemed to be boyfriend and girlfriend.”

And all ya mothafuckas laughed when my boy #Bbare called her a elegant princess like he ain’t all four of da ninja turtles at da ho game. I’m talkin’ Leenardo, Donnajello, Mikelbanjalo, Rafidelio. Or better yet, call my boy Shredder cuz dat’s what he’s gonna do dat ass once he cokes himself in da finest of vagrants:

They next visited the Royal Perfumeria shop, where Bieber purchased Obsession by Calvin Klein cologne and Givenchy Pour Homme.
“They came in together for about five minutes and he wanted to smell the Givenchy cologne and he wanted Obsession,” says owner Lydia Gonzalez. “And Selena was just browsing and looking at the fragrances for women. They were both polite and nice.”

“Damn, B-Bare, y’all smell like France. Stick it in my pussyhole.” – Story of #disnigga‘s life

Photos: Courtesy of TMZ / Splash News


  1. She is such a moron.

    • Yeah, but if she’s eating pork chops, onions and jalapenos for breakfast, she’s also way tougher than Mr. Ranchers’ Balls could ever hope to be.

      • tk

        She’s eatin like she’s knocked !!!

      • Yeah, because every woman in the first trimester craves pork chops for breakfast because they’re such a great cure for morning sickness. Saltines are for pussies.

        Have your mother smack you upside the head and explain some basic shit to you.

  2. If you’re going to bring the Ninja Turtles into a #Bbare post, may I suggest you work in a Vanilla Ice reference somewhere.

    (For the record, I only know this thing because I saw that Kraft Mac & Cheese commercial last week. It took a minute for me to connect the dots.)

  3. She’s always going to go back to him. She’s dicknotized.

  4. Good Lord, this chick is the saddest, dumbest asshole on the planet. Can’t sing, can’t dance, can’t act and has a peanut sized brain, I can’t for the life of me figure out how she got as far as she did?

  5. Rubick's Doob

    Better the Syrup King than the Yellow King. Ehhh, maybe not.

  6. There’s something kind of intriguing about a chick who eats pork chops with jalapenos for breakfast.

  7. Cock Dr

    That’s right….the world’s stupidity level continues to rise. It’s like global warming but without the new arctic shipping routes.

  8. Pork chops? I guess the poor dear has to get real meat somehow.

  9. “the finest of vagrants”…..

    Bieber is insufferable, but he could have nearly any girl under 21 and he wants Tard McChipmunk Face?

  10. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    Explain to us again why “males” under the age of 30 dress like retarded 5 year olds who dressed themselves?

  11. Swearin

    Hollywood Math 221:

    1) Girl gets on Disney show, gets name known
    2) Girl wants to move to next level, +1 teen boy pop star
    3) Girl makes her own music, wants film roles
    4) Teen pop star becomes a moron, – credibility, – the Girl
    5) Girl taken a bit more seriously, + credibility, + independent movie role (- clothing, + male fans over 20), + scripts for studio films, + meetings w/ Very Important People
    6) Teen pop star does absolute minimal gesture to win Girl back, Girl takes the bait, – credibility x 1000, – meetings in Hollywood, – media coverage beyond Cosmo Teen, + TMZ x 1000
    7) Girl breaks up with teen pop star again, publicly humiliates him on David Letterman, + credibility x 100000, + better media coverage, + red carpets during time independent movie comes out
    8) Teen pop star – intelligence, + ego x 10000, + police attention
    9) Girl makes studio movie that bombs horribly, – scripts for more studio movies, – media attention beyond Cosmo Teen, + teen pop star still doing absolute minimum to win Girl back
    10) Girl + teen pop star, – credibility x 10000000, + TMZ, + studio film roles (she fucking hopes)

  12. Stupid

    Enough of this bozo.
    Send Bieber back to Canada, and Selena back to Mexico.

  13. “They came in together for about five minutes and he wanted to smell the Givenchy cologne and he wanted Obsession.”

    Fuckin’ punk. If he weren’t such a pansy he would be requesting Brut and Allspice. ROARRRR…!

    • Jake

      Brut is good when working out or having to do yard work, it’s strong & long lasting. But unless you’re Kong it’s too over-powering for an office or social enviroment.
      The only people that wear AllSpice are geriatrics. Hell, my dad retired three years ago and he won’t even wear that shit

  14. Swearin

    He didn’t request any of the perfumes he endorses. I find that funny.

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    i just totally love this girl!

  16. Dr Doug

    Unfortunately Selena is damaging her career by doing this. Bieber is that toxic!

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    Body? OK.
    Face? Chipmunk.

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    nice side flab.

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  20. Selena Gomez Cameltoe Cleavage Legs Borderfest
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    Lohan-bloat becomes no-one

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    That black girl in the back is thinking “I went to Juilliard!!!”

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