When #Bbare Calls You A Princess, You Kneel For The Syrup King, Girl

Welcome to Princess Selena Gomez’s Palatial Pussy Palace.
Population: #BBARE

“Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber came in with his bodyguards a little after 10:30 in the morning for breakfast and were here for an hour and a half,” Lori Johnson, manager of Don Pepe’s McAllen Mexican restaurant, tells PEOPLE.
Bieber, 20, ate huevos rancheros while Gomez, 21, had pork chops with grilled onions, tomatoes and jalapeños. Along with their meal, the singers enjoyed some PDA.
“They were kissing,” adds Johnson. “They were sitting next to each other hugging and kissing in front of the staff. They weren’t hiding it and seemed to be boyfriend and girlfriend.”

And all ya mothafuckas laughed when my boy #Bbare called her a elegant princess like he ain’t all four of da ninja turtles at da ho game. I’m talkin’ Leenardo, Donnajello, Mikelbanjalo, Rafidelio. Or better yet, call my boy Shredder cuz dat’s what he’s gonna do dat ass once he cokes himself in da finest of vagrants:

They next visited the Royal Perfumeria shop, where Bieber purchased Obsession by Calvin Klein cologne and Givenchy Pour Homme.
“They came in together for about five minutes and he wanted to smell the Givenchy cologne and he wanted Obsession,” says owner Lydia Gonzalez. “And Selena was just browsing and looking at the fragrances for women. They were both polite and nice.”

“Damn, B-Bare, y’all smell like France. Stick it in my pussyhole.” – Story of #disnigga’s life

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