It seems like only this morning we were living in world full of uncertainty and puppet butt sex, but almost like a ray of sunshine fisting it’s way through the clouds comes word that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez may already be rekindling their love which seems unusual because teenagers almost never break up then get right back together. Is NASA aware of this? We should probably write this down. TMZ reports:
Two Things.
Thing 1: Justin is not involved with anyone else. There are pics of Justin with a Victoria’s Secret model circulating, but there’s nothing there.
Thing 2: Justin would like to get back with Selena, and thinks it can happen. We’re told the way Justin sees it … they’ve broken up a bunch of times before and this is just another blip.
We’re told he’s not freaked out … he thinks there’s a good chance they’ll make up.
The two of them are also in New York right now and reportedly have plans to meet up tonight. And on that note, we all now know the evening plans for two teenagers, so let’s stop putting on airs and just buy a van already. I’m tired of pretending to not buy chloroform and pillow cases in bulk. Are we not men? If you prick us, do we not wish you were Jon Hamm? If you tickle us, do we not say, “I have a headache, Elmo?”
Photos: INFdaily, Splash News
Selena, you can do better than this Fetus!
i was hoping that she would spiral out of control and start flashing her boobs and gives us a couple of upskirts showing us Beiber’s first beaver. Alas, not to be…at least for now.
Ring, ring.
JUSTIN: Hello, Selena, I want to break up. Okay? Goodbye.
Ring, ring
JUSTIN: Hello, Robert Pattinson? Great news, I finally did it! Now we can finally–What? You got back together with her? You sonnova…I gotta go!
Ring, ring.
JUSTIN: Hello? Selena? I, uh, changed my mind. I love you and want to be with you again!
The fact that they’ve broken up many times before probably means they should just not be together at all, they’re the odd couple anyway and I bet he’s sucked a lot of groupie dicks.
i guess he finally gave into her demands for the new beard contract. They need to send her in to negotiate the NHL lockout.
True. They can both continue to pretend to be straight for a while longer.
She’s way more buff than Beaver.
so i see she is going back to beaver.
The sequence of events went something like
- they break up
- Bieber goes to VS show
- Bieber asks Ms. Swanepoel for date
- Ms Swanepoel’s tries to stifle her laughter but shoots SmartWater out her nose
- Bieber goes ‘Oh shit, maybe I’m not God’s gift to the world. Better get Selena back.’
I’m really tired of seeing these two chicks all over the internet. Especially the one with the short hair.
HER FACE LOOKS EW HERE. go back to looking like a 9 year old mila kunis.
“but almost like a ray of sunshine fisting it’s way through the clouds”
Oh my god, Fish!
hahahahahhaa
Another wonderfully factual report from the Fish…who uses the UK Mail as a source…no wonder this smells like a bunch of shit!
Facts? What are those? They sound dreadfully boring.
Thank goodness they are back together!!!
For those who are critical about the U.S. State Dept, shame on you…this proves the U.S. can forge foreign nations together.
She has a big head.
GOOD 4 her
LUV LUV LUV HER!!!!!!!!!!!!1