It seems like only this morning we were living in world full of uncertainty and puppet butt sex, but almost like a ray of sunshine fisting it’s way through the clouds comes word that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez may already be rekindling their love which seems unusual because teenagers almost never break up then get right back together. Is NASA aware of this? We should probably write this down. TMZ reports:
Thing 1: Justin is not involved with anyone else. There are pics of Justin with a Victoria’s Secret model circulating, but there’s nothing there.
Thing 2: Justin would like to get back with Selena, and thinks it can happen. We’re told the way Justin sees it … they’ve broken up a bunch of times before and this is just another blip.
We’re told he’s not freaked out … he thinks there’s a good chance they’ll make up.
The two of them are also in New York right now and reportedly have plans to meet up tonight. And on that note, we all now know the evening plans for two teenagers, so let’s stop putting on airs and just buy a van already. I’m tired of pretending to not buy chloroform and pillow cases in bulk. Are we not men? If you prick us, do we not wish you were Jon Hamm? If you tickle us, do we not say, “I have a headache, Elmo?”