Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez At The AMAs

November 21st, 2011 // 119 Comments

After putting this whole paternity test in his reahview (I have no idea why I used that reference.), a triumphant Justin Bieber brought Selena Gomez to the American Music Awards last night where he’d earlier serenaded her during rehearsals which apparently works well with women because she practically banged him in the front row during the show. Otherwise, we have to consider the fact his Maple powers work like roofies now and none of you are safe. (I wear lead underwear. FACE.) Anyway, Selena Gomez rocked a ton of skin because I guess she really wants people to know how grown up and mature she is even though her date looks like an eight-year-old wearing his dad’s tux and probably has Micro Machines in his pockets. “Moms says long as I don’t bring the ones that make noise, it’s okay.”

Photo: Getty, Splash News

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  1. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez AMAs
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    “They don’t sell beaver tails here! How many goddamn times do I have to tell you this!?”

  2. cc

    You know you are rich and famous when you can go to a special occasion dressed like this and your date not only agrees to still go with you but actually pretends to be enjoying yourself.

  3. cc

    Serious, he’s got that much cash and he’s wearing a clip?

    Have to hand it to the tuxedo rental place…talk about chutzpah. “Yes, Mr. Bieber, this is exactly the tuxedo you should wear to such an occasion. You say velvet suit with tails and am embroidered sash makes you look like a waiter in a waiter in an upscale restaurant catering to the transgendered? Not at all sir, I assure you this will be a big hit. And you can have it for fif…er, eighty thousand dollars.”

  4. Mommy

    Doesn’t he look like Hillary Swank when she was in “Boys Don’t Cry”? I swear he looks like a girl pretending to be boy!

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    sprub
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    he’s been working on that ‘stache since november 1st… if he keeps it up, it will be visible from more than 2 feet away for Movember 2012.

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    Marley
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    This makes the AMA’s look so awkward, and not a lot of fun to go to. No wonder there’s always a few certain people who show up to awards shows drunk. It seems like one of those mandatory assemblies you had to go to in middle/high school.

  7. Scoob

    That debonair little bastard strikes again!

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    argleblargle
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    Is that a ZIPPER on his suit jacket? Are buttons too hard for him? I bet his shoes are velcro, or maybe just slip on.

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    argleblargle
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    Oh gross. I just realized his “suit jacket” is not only zippered, but quilted. Way to class things up, Biebs.

  10. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez AMAs
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    “How many times do I have to tell you? I do not trust you anymore when you say you are going to the bathroom to just pee!!”

  11. kulit

    Too much make up there, Bieber. Gotta take tips from Gomez.

  12. XFX

    Why is Selena Gomez dating a lesbian disguised as Hugh Hefner?

  13. Cardinal Fang

    Now why can’t girls like her have a wardrobe malfunction?

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    Heather
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    really? he couldn’t be bothered to have his stylist order a real bow-tie and then have his assistant tie it for him?

    really.

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    Honkey
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    Where do all the babysitters sit?

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    Honkey
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    Hugh Hefner wants his tuxedo back.

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    huezu
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    How come there’s a lesbian transvestite standing next to selena gomez and why is it wearing a tuxedo?

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    Scott
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    bleepbloop
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    Wanna smell my finger?

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    fackurselfJB
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    this is how big my penis is.

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    smd
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    by far the ugliest suit I have ever seen. This kid needs to hire a stylist cuz what he’s doing isn’t working.

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    Astronautum
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    UM…can we talk about the fact that Bieber is wearing a clip on bow-tie? Seriously? Jesus…

  23. Astronautum

    If would have been a total misstep if not for his clip on bow tie. That really saved the look. Classic.

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    Is she hamstering a meatball in her cheek?

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    Yoda Mann
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    I love it when the preschoolers play dress up just like actual adults. Or actual stars for that matter.

    Somewhere Carey Grant and Myrna Loy are glad they’re dead.

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    “My. Armrest. Bitch.”

  27. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez AMAs
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    So wait. Underneath the quilted jacket, he was wearing velour waders?

  28. anonym

    looks like lesbian couple.

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    Beth
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    When did Don Knotts come back from the dead?

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    Sour Grape
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    Wow, that kid really needs to fire his stylist….ridiculous hair, suit, tie. He looks like a moron.

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    ummyea
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    Baby Hef !

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    At least her wedding dress is better then Britney’s was. This isn’t a wedding? But why is that lady dressed worse then the bride and carrying the train?

  33. Rickshaw Pirate

    Selena finally starts to look like a woman while the Bieber like a proud lesbian. Good for them.

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    Elle
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    So are pre-pubescent boys going to start rocking THIS do now?

  35. Always say cunt

    I can barely describe how much I want to fuck that little girl.

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    The Maple Christ rocked a velvet tux and brought the Feed the Children girl he sponsors each month.

  37. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez AMAs
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    Guess which one likes maple flavored peen?

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    JANE
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    His suit is fucking velour. My fucking eyes.

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    Used2B
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    that little fuck beeber doesn’t deserve this …

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    that guy
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    what a dwarf hes like 5’5. forever a manlet

  41. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez AMAs
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    I like his jacket.

    That’s the only compliment he gets.

  42. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez AMAs
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    That took all his courage.

  43. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez AMAs
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    That looks high maintenance.

  44. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez AMAs
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    I’ll have the bitch sandwich to go.

  45. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez AMAs
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    “No! You have to insert three at a time, like this!”

  46. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez AMAs
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    The direction it points when Usher walks in the room.

  47. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez AMAs
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    Most forced smile ever.

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