Calm Down, Justin Bieber Is The Perfect Robin

September 16th, 2013 // 25 Comments
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Over the weekend, Justin Bieber posted a selfie to Instagram showing him holding what looks like the script to Batman Vs. Superman with the caption “#robin??” which naturally made the Internet go horse-fucking bananas because this whole thing’s a compost heap of porn and comic books when it comes right down to it. (That’s how you lure in the cats for the photo takin’.) Fortunately for those people the whole thing turned out to be a Funny or Die prop except I was actually on board with this because the movie’s supposed to be inspired by The Dark Knight Returns, and you know who the Robin was in The Dark Knight Returns? Carrie Kelley. A girl:

Girl Robin Carrie Kelley The Dark Knight Returns

They even have the same hair! But apparently that only counts for Lex Luthor which is sexist as fuck. I said it.

Photos: Instagram, Raef-Ramirez/AKM-GSI


  1. cc

    He’d make the perfect gay porn Robin. Whenever Bigbat Man needs his twink to help him punish a villain he’ll call on Robin take care of his end of things.

  2. Good call on Carrie Kelly, but I was hoping for Jason Todd so that the Biebs could get exploded/flattened/folded/spindled/mutilated.

  3. Hugh Jass

    Robin as a gay wiggger…I like it!

  4. Joe Blow

    I dunno… “Batman and Homo-boy” doesn’t seem as catchy as Batman and Robin.

  5. They should keep him in mind for when they want to adapt “Death in the Family.”

  6. Justin Bieber: Funny or Die?
    Is this a referendum?


    PLEASE let this be true. This is just what Hollywood needs…a gigantic stinker bigger than Clooney’s “Batman and Robin” that will finally put an end to all these god damned comic book movies once and for all.

  8. Shitty movie decisions aside, why the mother loving fuck does Bieber look confused by technology in every damn photo?

  9. Just another day on the batpole for the Biebs.

  10. TMI Buddy

    When I read “Justin Timberlake, funny or die” my heart soared, because the little asshole isn’t funny at all. Then the word “sketch” appeared, and I got sad.

  11. Canadian Gay Porn is like American Gay Porn except with canadian bacon right?

  12. Margaret

    No. No one is hiring that dumb kid for anything.

  13. Jenn

    Beibs as part of The Ambiguously Gay Duo would be great casting. They’d have to stuff that codpiece though.

  14. Cat's Meow

    I think Justin Bieber will be the perfect Robin to Ben Affleck’s Batman.

    The producers obviously realized it is pointless trying to beat Christian Bales Batman.

    I see Ben Affleck as Batman, in the same way I see my man in his Batman costume. Poor attempt but amusing non the less.

  15. tlmck

    I’ll allow it as long as the opening scene is him getting blasted 247 times by angry CSI’s, and that is all the screen time he gets.

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