Mothaf*ckas Tryin To Stick Justin #BBare With A Robbery? RODNEY KING!
Just when my boy #BBare thinks he’s out, y’all mothafuckas pull him back in. But heavy is the head that wears the crown, naw mean? So let’s see what Donald Trump up charges the chump-ass poh-leese are trying to stick the Don Syrupleone of Pussytown with now. Twerk Midget Zapple:
Justin Bieber allegedly committed an attempted robbery … so claims a San Fernando Valley woman, and TMZ has learned the LAPD is now investigating. …
The woman says Justin and his crew got into an altercation with some guys at the batting cage when J.B. noticed she was going for her cellphone to take pictures. She says Justin demanded to see her phone so he could erase any photos. She says she refused to fork over the phone so he then went into her purse and grabbed it.
The woman says she began wrestling with Bieber, trying to get her phone back. She says he ripped it out of her hands but couldn’t accomplish his mission because the phone was locked.
We reached out to Bieber’s camp before posting this story … so far, no word back.
She says Justin gave her the phone back and demanded that she unlock it to see if she took photos. She obliged and showed Justin she had taken none. She says she told Justin she and her 13-year-old daughter just wanted to say hi, and Justin screamed, “You’re humiliating yourself in front of your daughter. Why don’t you just get out of here.” Her daughter started crying.
Sheeeeit. All this over some fee-male’s cellphone? Mothafuckas think just ’cause ya took down Al Capone for not using TurboTax ya can take a run at The King? #BBare’s a goddamn warlord, son. Look at him: He’s ridin’ a fuckin’ horse! When you ever seen a brotha ridin’ a horse? That’s some Jesus shit. And now y’all trying to cruise ship-fy him ’cause some bitch wouldn’t let him see her Camera Roll? Mothafucka’s gonna rot in hell, y’all. HEY-ELL. Break it off, B.
Oh, shit, dat’s right. #BBare was talkin’ about God up in there. GAHD-AH. Y’all arrested yourself a preacher. That’s some shameful shit right there. Your grandmama’s prolly cryin’ herself to sleep right now.