Mothaf*ckas Tryin To Stick Justin #BBare With A Robbery? RODNEY KING!

May 14th, 2014 // 74 Comments
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Just when my boy #BBare thinks he’s out, y’all mothafuckas pull him back in. But heavy is the head that wears the crown, naw mean? So let’s see what Donald Trump up charges the chump-ass poh-leese are trying to stick the Don Syrupleone of Pussytown with now. Twerk Midget Zapple:

Justin Bieber allegedly committed an attempted robbery … so claims a San Fernando Valley woman, and TMZ has learned the LAPD is now investigating. …
The woman says Justin and his crew got into an altercation with some guys at the batting cage when J.B. noticed she was going for her cellphone to take pictures. She says Justin demanded to see her phone so he could erase any photos. She says she refused to fork over the phone so he then went into her purse and grabbed it.
The woman says she began wrestling with Bieber, trying to get her phone back. She says he ripped it out of her hands but couldn’t accomplish his mission because the phone was locked.
We reached out to Bieber’s camp before posting this story … so far, no word back.
She says Justin gave her the phone back and demanded that she unlock it to see if she took photos. She obliged and showed Justin she had taken none. She says she told Justin she and her 13-year-old daughter just wanted to say hi, and Justin screamed, “You’re humiliating yourself in front of your daughter. Why don’t you just get out of here.” Her daughter started crying.

Sheeeeit. All this over some fee-male’s cellphone? Mothafuckas think just ’cause ya took down Al Capone for not using TurboTax ya can take a run at The King? #BBare’s a goddamn warlord, son. Look at him: He’s ridin’ a fuckin’ horse! When you ever seen a brotha ridin’ a horse? That’s some Jesus shit. And now y’all trying to cruise ship-fy him ’cause some bitch wouldn’t let him see her Camera Roll? Mothafucka’s gonna rot in hell, y’all. HEY-ELL. Break it off, B.

Oh, shit, dat’s right. #BBare was talkin’ about God up in there. GAHD-AH. Y’all arrested yourself a preacher. That’s some shameful shit right there. Your grandmama’s prolly cryin’ herself to sleep right now.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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  1. Cock Dr

    No way I’m clicking that pledge video.
    It’s bad enough that I was tricked into viewing her steroid inflated pecs.

  2. Attacking people for their phones now? That’s alpha level douchebaggery.

  3. Commented on this photo:

    Howdy partner… I’ma lookin’ fer a Mr. Vladimir Pootin’… need to do some real boy to man nipple to nipple time.

  4. renzomatic
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    I have never seen him walk upright once. He must have contracted scoliosis so early in life. So tragic.

  5. It’ll never happen, but I’d pay to watch the video of his first night in prison.

  6. Juch
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    While Justin rode the bare-chested, later that evening the horse rode him bareback.

  7. malaka

    isn’t there supposed to be a brand new tool for underage idiot females to cream over at this point?

  8. Tonethius

    You know, with all those tattoos, he’ll never get a job waiting tables in a chain restaurant when he pisses away all his money in 10 years.

    ‘Hi, Um, I’m Justin and Uh, I’ll be your server tonight”

    • Marketing Mike

      You forget, the last time Bieber made any money was in early 2013,
      when people stopped coming to his concerts. He lost money for the
      rest of that tour, then released an album in November that sold
      4,500 copies and didn’t even chart at all, followed by a Movie
      that was pulled in 3 days, and lost at least 5 million dollars.
      Make that 7 years…

      • Dr Plaid

        There is a documentary on the lawsuit 30 Seconds to Mars had with EMI, and if BBare Butmunch’s record contract is anything like theirs,(and it likely is because of how he started out,) he is already millions in the hole to his record company. Record company accounting is something that only Will and Jaden Smith can understand.

      • Marketing Mike

        20 years ago, I was in the room as part of a group, and they gave
        us “the talk” that leveled us. They offer to pay for everything when
        you’re hot, and it’s so easy to get sucked in. The problem is, they
        earn interest on every fucking penny, and they only cut you off
        after it’s too late. Just remember, the label never loses a penny.
        Ever…

      • …artists don’t make the majority of their riches from record sales anymore …artists make the lion share of their wealth from touring (where they get to keep most of what they earn), and outside ventures (dr.dre & beats headphones / 50cent & vitmain water) …that’s why people like britney, pink, the stones, and celine have shit tons of cash, because they focus on concert tours and/or vegas shows (a few year back, i was involved with a venture that wanted to hire prince to do a 1 night concert appearance as part of an event, his quote was $2 million w/ a $500k upfront guarantee which he keeps even if the show gets cancelled for any reason) …justin may have lost some dough in the last year, but (barring any crazy MCHammer-like spending) those first couple of years when he was genuinely hot probably left him extremely well-off …i’m sad to say.

    • Rasputin's Evil Twin

      Thanks, Marketing Mike, for setting the record straight. From now on, the only times we’ll hear about this douchebag will be his run-ins with the police, an O.D. or three, hookers, and the lawsuits over his pissed-away money.

  9. Commented on this photo:

    What in the actual sweet hell the fuck is wrong with this kid?

  10. Commented on this photo:

    I think he might be retarded.

    Apologies to all the Corkys out there.

    • malaka

      emotionally, educationally and socially retarded; absolutely.
      i don’t think anyone should be offended. retarded is a perfectly legitimate word.
      idk why people choose to turn it into a big taboo.
      even if it is fun to call people retarded.
      its a real word with real concise meaning.
      not merely a slur.

      • Saying that someone is retarded is benign. But calling someone a retard, which anymore is the most utilized sense of the word, is really offensive. E.g., “Justin Bieber is retarded” is not offensive. But “Justin Bieber is a retard” is a fact. No, wait…

  11. Donald Sterling

    The new hats he’s been wearing are incredibly douchey, even for him. “Justin, you’re so iconic, you’re like Pharrel, you need that one hat people recognize you for.” – Justin’s “Swagger Coach”

  12. Commented on this photo:

    Darn this panty hose!

  13. Commented on this photo:

    Pull up your pants, asshole. You’re a white kid from Canada.

  14. Miley Cyrusis aslut

    I hear they already has a prison name picked out for him…Justina BFuckd…..Steal a woman’s phone, Whoa…Now that will garner you some serious street creds, right up there with taking candy from a baby.

  15. Art-Girl
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    Where in the sweet fuck is his helmet. The little pissant even managed to become a bad example for pre-teen equestrians >:(

  16. Once I wish he’d pull this on a parent of a fan who also has a 20-something son to kick his ass or a father of a fan. This kid needs a punch sqaure on his jaw. KO.

  17. thebutlerdidit

    If you purposely want pics of this little dick cheese, you deserve to have him take your phone and beat you in the head with it. He has a net worth of 130 mil, is he gonna piss it all away over petty bullshit like this?

    • Marketing Mike

      He Already Has…
      When you sign with a record company, they normally pay
      most of your bills for you. They only settle up when they drop
      you from the label. In Bieber’s case, sometime this summer.
      That $130 Million is going to look a lot more like $10 million,
      once they deduct his lifestyle the past 5 years (which they
      pay for and earn interest on). Those “Leopard Skin” Audi 8s
      and weekly $250k chartered flights add up. When they finally
      cut him, he’s going to sit there with his mouth hanging open
      in shock, when they hand him that final check. Life is good!

  18. Commented on this photo:

    Fer fucksake, someone give him a banana and put him back in his cage.

  19. Commented on this photo:

    “Sorry, Justin, I’d rather blow this horse than have sex with you. In fact, why don’t you just go on ahead and I’ll catch up with you in a half hour or so.”

  20. Commented on this photo:

    “I’m gonna text Selena and tell her this horse is a better ride than she is.”

  21. On the one hand, I could watch the video and maybe laugh. On the other hand, I could start watching the video and wake up in the hospital because I scraped out my eardrums with a screwdriver… hm.

  22. MoreMariaNow!!
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    He has to be the biggest douche in the whole wide world!! Donald Sterling is a saint compared to this asshole!!

    • Rotatoe

      He’s 20 YEARS OLD, millionaire without parental supervision (or with very little supervision).
      Give the kid a break.
      Your negative comments IMO reflects jealousy towards someone who made it big. I am sure all of you made mistakes in your 20′s….I know I did..and without the crowd of assholes this guy’s entourage is made up of.

      • Rotatoe

        I know this site if for joking or trashing celebs, but gosh it seems the only target is Beiber.

        Why not go trash smelly pussy pseudo-hot bitch Kruppa (’cause ya know, it takes 4-5 people + surgeries to make that bitch look the way she does). Still, she manages looks like a coked up whore every pic I see.

  23. Back pain
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    Isn’t that Vladimir Putin?

  24. Back pain
    Commented on this photo:

    Which one is the woman?

  25. D-chi
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    Dis how chicken look?

  26. Back pain
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    Diaper rash?

  27. balls
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    Who the fuck even walks like that

  28. jones
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    The look of pure despair and resignation on that kids face really says it all.

  29. Fish’s (Im copying others, I have no idea what your name is) B-Bare write-ups have returned! I do not understand the hatred I have for this kid, it just isn’t right. I know the shit music of today is not really his fault, he is only a pawn of the music industry. But I think the fact he pretends he is really “doing it” is so insulting. Like KK, Miley and the slew of other retarded folks out there.

  30. Tommy

    Let’s kill the little fucker and feed his wormy entrails to some gay dogs.

  31. Commented on this photo:

    Dude is positive he is all street from the hood.
    He’s a 20 year old wealthy white boy from London Canada.
    Someone please inform him.

  32. cc
    Commented on this photo:

    The chubby kid is riding English…Justin is riding ‘twink’.

    • Nitpicker

      I know you were just making a funny, but being a horse person I just couldn’t let this go… even though the kid is wearing a helmet which is much more common in English style, the saddle is in fact Western, which means the kid is riding Western not English.

      On a positive note, I think that “The chubby kid is riding Western…Justin is riding ‘twink” works just as well. :)

  33. cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Aha, that’s why California Chrome was too tired to win at Belmont.

  34. cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah yes, the fedora, a long time favorite among cowboys.

  35. cc
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    Yup, that looks like a group of dedicated equestrians.

  36. cc
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘Yup, it’s still there…dammit.’

  37. cc
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    Justin ‘Yup, it’s still there…dammit.’
    Michelle Rodriguez ‘Don’t worry, I can help. I’ve done this before.’

  38. cc
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    Justin ‘Yup, it’s still there…dammit.’
    Michelle Rodriguez ‘Don’t worry, I can help. I’ve done this before.’
    Justin ‘I’m not sure about this, but I’ll pull my pants down anyway’.
    Michelle Rodriguez ‘Okay, now I am going to lasso your cock and pull it off.’

  39. Commented on this photo:

    “Yo nigga, you riden dirty?”
    “For realz man, the dust is making me ashy.”
    “Shit, aint you a white Canadian.”
    “Remember that non-disclosure form you signed?

  40. Commented on this photo:

    WHY does he walk like a hunchback?

  41. Short Round
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    Hello, Ladies! Look at your man! Now look at me! He’s not me but he could smell like me. Make him ride in the hot desert. Put him on a cocaine diet. Switch him to Youg Douche aftershave and he could smell like me. Anything’s possible when you’re a dick. I’m on a horse!

  42. Commented on this photo:

    Did he shit his pants from riding a horse?

  43. Makrel
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    Same bathtub his mom makes Gin in…

  44. Commented on this photo:

    This horse needs to be sent to the glue factory ASAP. Had a great opportunity to rid the world of this douchebag and failed.

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