Justin Bieber Won’t Stop Going To The Playboy Mansion

Somehow I missed that Justin Bieber’s dad took him to the Playboy Mansion for his 17th birthday which is surprisingly awesome for a dad who also made him get a Jesus tattoo. At any rate, apparently Justin just shows up all the time because his life is the plot of Porky’s now. (Nobody got that, did they? Fuck, I’m old.) Via Hollywood Life:

“Justin is obsessed with the Playboy Mansion,” a source told MSN. “He actually has permission to show up whenever he wants. He’s invited to every party and he even visits just to hang with Hef.”

Oh, good. Because you know who won’t immediately slap you with a paternity suit so they never have to work again? Fake blonde plastic bimbos who fondle old man balls so they never have to work again. They probably just live there because it’s so close to the library.

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