Justin Bieber Pissed Into A Restaurant’s Mop Bucket. That’s A Gift, Son.

July 10th, 2013 // 53 Comments
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Full Disclosure: I’ve drunkenly peed on more things than I can count and/or possibly remember, but at least I always had the decency to immediately hide my shame like a cat and leave it as a surprise for somebody else because my parents raised me right. Justin Bieber, on the other hand, will drizzle that shit right in your mop bucket and expect you to treat it like gold from the Baby Maple Jesus. TMZ reports:

The clip was shot in NYC earlier this year — we’re told Bieber and his idiotic friends were leaving some nightclub, exiting through a restaurant kitchen, and Bieber decided he needed to take a leak.
But rather than go to a bathroom like a civilized person, Bieber — wearing pants that should literally be illegal — whipped out his junk and whizzed into a yellow mop bucket used to clean the restaurant’s floors … meaning whoever’s job it was to mop the place up had to physically change Bieber’s disgusting piss water.
And the worst part … Bieber’s friends act like the restaurant should be HONORED that the singer decided to piss there. It’s revolting.

From there he goes on to insult our Most Pimpenest President even though by the time Bill Clinton left office Justin Bieber was only in kindergarten. In Canada:

[A]t the end of the video, Bieber sprays a photo of Bill Clinton with cleaning liquid for some reason … saying, “F*** Bill Clinton!”

I understand Justin Bieber is the big swingin’ dick in the big house, but maybe somebody oughta pull his ass aside and tell him Billy C was not only our greatest president, he was our BLACKEST. I mean, damn, I thought every brotha knew that. Unless Justin Bieber’s not really a brotha… Aw, shit, just playin’.

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  1. Minky Wail

    I don’t know which is more surprising, his sense of entitlement or that he’s not sitting down.

  2. Realest black kidz pizz on Kim Kardashian, yo.

  3. pavement_smear

    Well, artistically speaking, it is the best thing he has produced.

  4. JC

    I’m going to fix the last sentence for you:

    “I understand Justin Bieber is the big swingin’ dick in the big house, but maybe somebody oughta pull his ass aside and then force his head into a bucket of his own piss until he drowns in it.”

  5. Tronald Dump

    Justin Bieber should be dressed up like a boy scout, hogtied and thrown into a room with Jerry Sandusky and a maglite.

  6. Freebie

    Send him back to Canada, Please.

  7. “Fuck Bill Clinton”? No. No, son. It’s “fuck Justin Bieber”.

  8. Fuck this cuntface. Can somebody please kill him already?

  9. benbot

    I would pay a lot of money to get in the ring for five minutes with this little speck of shit.

  10. Beltliner

    As someone who appreciated the work of a good wordsmith, Fish, everything about this story is golden.

  11. In his defense, and from the looks of it, he had already shit his pants. No reason to double down.

  12. Parents, every time you think you’re being a little harsh when you punish your kids, look at this little turd and remember why you provide guidelines, structure, and accountability.

  13. Dirk Diggler

    I like how this Canadian douche-bag is saying fuck bill clinton

    • cc

      He’s probably not even sure who that is…you could have put up a pic of Don King with Bill Clinton’s name on it and he wouldn’t have known the difference.

  14. Kirk Cameron

    What’s Bieber got against Bill Clinton?

  15. rican

    Seriously, this kid needs one good ass kicking to bring him back to earth.

  16. The Clintons have been rumored to have taken out a person or two. I would not fuck with ol’ Billy Clint, Bieber, President of the USA still trumps little girl bitch turd singer any day of the week.

  17. Pat C.

    I hope Bieber doesn’t watch Jimmy Kimmel’s LieWitness News – he’d probably do all those things.

  18. logan

    Here’s hoping that some day this little twit doesn’t have a pot or bucket to piss in.

  19. I’d make him drink that entire bucket, the little cunt.

  20. Ugh. This vile, spoiled little shit is like the IRL version of King Joffrey, probably rapes and pillages just as much, and is equally in need of a swift beheading.

  21. Odbarc

    If he were really pissing in it, he’d be sitting down.

  22. beer for thought

    Don’t worry, karma is a real bitch, I have seen it in action in all of it’s beautiful glory and it will piss all over this little shithead. No one gets away with that much douchebaggery without consequences. Bieber, I have a feeling your whole family is going down.

  23. If anything, this vid reveals the enabling assholes he’s surrounded himself with. Like when WWII ended, there should be a Nuremberg trials for all of these dudes after Bieber’s career has burned up. If Amon Goeth can get hanged for contributing to Hitler’s cause…

  24. pat

    I am so sick of all you haters talking crap about this young man. I just hope that is the worst thing he ever dose and it sure didn’t look like a restaurant to me. lay off . just maybe that was the only place to relieve himself . looked to me like he was performing and had no time to go to the restroom. I am sure he is not the only person to do something like that. hang in there Justin we love you

    • Randal already covers this angle around these parts. But thanks.

    • when did 12 year old girls start reading the superficial?

    • Places to relieve yourself while exiting through a nightclub kitchen that don’t involve contaminating the mop and wash water that’s used to clean up after everyone else:

      1) Any wall or dark corner outside the nightclub.
      2) A drink glass
      3) The restroom the kitchen staff uses
      4) A kitchen sink
      5) Those unfortunate pants

      All of these are alternatives if you’re an overgrown toddler who can’t wait to make wee-wees. A mop and bucket that someone might then use out of ignorance? Not so much.

      Now take a second out of your vapid “hater” victimization spiral and think of the last time you handled something that came in contact with the floor of a public accommodation, like a shopping bag, your purse, or your shoes, and remember how you touched your face and mouth and hair afterwards. Now remember what’s used to clean those floors. You’re welcome, cupcake.

    • logan

      Pat, please remove your rose colored glasses before typing. What really gets me going over this whole story is, if that had been a homeless man his ass would have been in jail. But since it was a “famous” person it’s “maybe the only place he had to relieve himself”. Please don’t even make such a pathetic statement. It’s like saying Lindsay Lohan stole a coat because she was cold. Or Courtney Stodden walks around practically naked because they just don’t make clothes to fit her. Stop making excuses for these assholes and see them for what they are. Assholes!! Oh, I know Courtney Stodden has amazing store bought boobs. Beat ya to it.
      Look at it this way Pat, what if the service person did not know that Justin Bieber pissed in his bucket and mopped the dining area and YOUR child crawled around on that floor. Would you be o.k. with that…..that your child crawled around in Justin Bieber piss? Oh…………….never mind.

  25. At least Harvey Korman was nice enough to leave his piss boy a tip afterwards.

  26. Jenn

    Bieby better watch it with throwing around the ‘fuck Bill Clinton’ line because as girly as he looks Billy boy may take him up on it.

  27. Please Bieber, Don’t Hurt ‘Em

  28. I Beliebe he’s a cunt.

  29. Why did Bieber piss in a bucket? Was his diaper already full?

  30. Mike

    Who is the creepy guy staring at Bieber’s dick the whole time he’s pissing?

  31. Yudhis

    His mom must be really proud.

  32. Yudhis

    His friend’s are super moron’s. I bet their brains are smaller then his dick!

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