Justin Bieber Pissed Into A Restaurant’s Mop Bucket. That’s A Gift, Son.
Full Disclosure: I’ve drunkenly peed on more things than I can count and/or possibly remember, but at least I always had the decency to immediately hide my shame like a cat and leave it as a surprise for somebody else because my parents raised me right. Justin Bieber, on the other hand, will drizzle that shit right in your mop bucket and expect you to treat it like gold from the Baby Maple Jesus. TMZ reports:
The clip was shot in NYC earlier this year — we’re told Bieber and his idiotic friends were leaving some nightclub, exiting through a restaurant kitchen, and Bieber decided he needed to take a leak.
But rather than go to a bathroom like a civilized person, Bieber — wearing pants that should literally be illegal — whipped out his junk and whizzed into a yellow mop bucket used to clean the restaurant’s floors … meaning whoever’s job it was to mop the place up had to physically change Bieber’s disgusting piss water.
And the worst part … Bieber’s friends act like the restaurant should be HONORED that the singer decided to piss there. It’s revolting.
[A]t the end of the video, Bieber sprays a photo of Bill Clinton with cleaning liquid for some reason … saying, “F*** Bill Clinton!”
I understand Justin Bieber is the big swingin’ dick in the big house, but maybe somebody oughta pull his ass aside and tell him Billy C was not only our greatest president, he was our BLACKEST. I mean, damn, I thought every brotha knew that. Unless Justin Bieber’s not really a brotha… Aw, shit, just playin’.