Here’s how that’s working out.
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It looks like so much fun.
You can feel the excitement on their faces.
Their undivided attention is also an indication of the level of enjoyment had by all.
So yacht parties are just everyone standing around staring at their phones? Sounds like a hoot!
You have to be pretty fucked up to rent a boat that nice, and have so many butt ugly women as groupies.
Ugliest people EVER!
I think Biebs got lost and ended up on the wrong yacht. Judging by average girth, this is clearly the “People of Walmart” reunion cruise.
You may have muscles and sleeve tats, but you guard Justin Beiber…my neighbor’s Chuihuaha is harder than you.
Noah was smart enough to keep the livestock caged up.
WE’RE ALL ON OUR PHONES! THIS PARTY IS THA SHIT!!!!
I guess money really doesn’t buy hot chicks, huh?
Looks like it buys trannys though. Who knew? Hank Baskett.
Apparently all of us had a much better 4th than the Bieber Brat. Looks like a tedious crowd on that boat. The brat has to take hard drugs in massive quantities just to tolerate his entourage.
That looks like the least fun you can possibly have on a mega yacht. Embarrassing.
The topless chick with the baseball hat and tats is by far the most bangable chick on that boat.
Fat and ugly. Can’t Beiber pull better ass than this? Jesus.
Asshole in the Heat jersey is trying to stare down a helicopter. Clearly shares his boss’ intellect.
Where are the Somali pirates when you need them?
JB and Selena have a lot of fat ass “friends”.
His shorts and her swimsuit are heading in opposite directions.
Where are the Great White sharks when we need them
Damn this looks a remake video of Sir Mix-a-Lot ‘Baby Got Back’ :P
what a bunch of fucking lames…
It seems to be working out pretty fat.
Bitches with huge asses & stupid guys texting… WHAT EXACTLY is it that I’m supposed to impressed with? So far, I don’t see it.
#6 there is pissed because now all of his friends know he’s not really an assassin or bouncer at a mob joint… he bodyguards Justin fucking Beiber and a bunch of … hey bartender, how about another vinegar and water for my friend here…
“WIDE” Section, please.
Rupert Murdoch’s crew has managed to hack the cell phone of the woman in the black dress, front and center. Her text was the following:
“Aggh! Buh-kah. Teedee Jedi! Teedee Jedi! Oowaaaaaaaaygh! Toota oolya! Bah! Pwegh! Pwegh! Oolyambwooba! Yahn Chass Solo chung!”
Really?! You’re going to put on a seethrough yet one piece bikini and tape your nipples!
One piece bikini?
How the hell is this boat staying afloat?
Buttaface with thunder thighs… You’ll need Viagra to be hard enough to fuck that fat hoe in about 5 years, top.
No way she isn’t a working girl.
Bieber had the most unfortunate task… informing his yacht-mates that this voyage would have to continue without their most precious resource.
After traditional maritime distress calls came up fruitless, the passengers had little left to rely on but iPhones and their indomitable spirits.
The distress texts read:
MORE BUTTER PLEASE
Bieber is truly dumber than any of us could have imagined if he’s risking his thing with Gomez for any of those girls. Let’s just call them “average–at best.” fuckwit canadian toolbag. thanks a lot canadia! you know the whole world thinks he’s “ours.” like america’s global rep wasn’t bad enough!
“Allright, allright already! See, I’m pulling my trousers down… here are my undies… Hey! Wait a minute! You’re not Usher! GUARDS!”
“Hey yo fat girl, c’mere-are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat. Look at me, I’m skinny.”
Florence Nightingale didn’t always wear a hat with the red cross.
Dude, you have a see through chubbier
That is a serious boatload of douche.
Wow. And they’re all holding onto their smart phones for dear life.
Get a fucking life you douche bags.
More to life than constantly checking your Twitter account. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU…
Her parents must be so proud
His parents are proud
That is Miley Cyrus in disguise.
KS: “Yo, dawg, you should drive the boat with your dick like Tommy Lee.”
JB: “We’re gonna need a smaller boat…maybe a canoe.”
whole lotta douche
Celebrities! They’re just like us!
From the looks of those girls – it looks like Selina was the one who invited them!
The long-term impact of Sandy is just beginning to be felt as the Jersey shore finally starts washing up on South Beach.
This is the outcast boat they’re sending back to Cuba.
so many fucking ugly ass hos. god damn.
I am not envious. That lifestyle seems so empty.
This is NOT partying.
Wow! That is a boat full of POINDEXTERS who have no idea that they’re massive losers. That looks like the least fun boat party I have ever seen. I had more fun on a canoe with my dad and my cousin once, and shit, my dad forgot the bait. I had more fun with my grandmother on a PADDLEBOAT. Why? Because we were normal people not being all RIDICULOUS and affected as shit. Ooooh RICH people, you make me so MAD!
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