“Haha! You died.”
Just to bring everyone up to speed, a paparazzo died “chasing” Justin Bieber‘s Ferrari last night if chasing means ignoring the police who just pulled you over by walking into traffic for a better shot and getting struck by an oncoming vehicle like an idiot. A situation that sounds almost exactly like the time Princess Di died except Justin Bieber’s still alive because he wasn’t even there and, as Answer Bitch points out, she was killed in a drunk driving accident because her driver was drunk. So naturally all of this was lost on Miley Cyrus who tweeted the following between booty grabs:
Hope this paparazzi/JB accident brings on some changes in ’13 Paparazzi are dangerous! Wasn’t Princess Di enough of a wake up call?!
In Miley’s defense, Justin Bieber does have soft, feminine features and I’m sure The Queen wouldn’t mind killing him, too. It’s an honest mistake.