Justin Bieber Pissed Off Legolas By Bragging About Miranda Kerr

Now that Orlando Bloom is the hero the Internet deserves, but not the one it needs right now, here’s what prompted him to take a swing at a lesbian rapper early this morning, according to Page Six:

“Justin was at one table, and Orlando was at another,” a source told us. “But when Bieber and his party were later walking past Bloom’s table, Orlando refused to shake Bieber’s hand.” Then “Bieber said something rude to Orlando, like, ‘She was good.’”

And, of course, Justin’s people have their own spin which surprisingly doesn’t involve him getting baptized:

Another source close to Bieber countered that the pop star didn’t make any rude comment and that “Justin didn’t even know Orlando was there. But when they saw each other, it was Orlando who was just being an a-hole to Justin.”

And you know what? That bullshit might’ve actually worked had Justin Bieber not posted a bikini picture of Miranda Kerr on Instagram immediately after the fight:

Miranda Kerr Justin Bieber Instagram

Keep in mind, he deleted it not even two seconds later because nothing says hardass gangsta like scrubbing your social media account so a British pretty boy won’t get mad at you. I can’t tell you how many times I see that shit out on the streets. “Yo, dawg, you erase them tweets yet? Can’t have no mothafuckin’ elves rollin’ up in here. Their hair’s beautiful.”

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