So The Justin Bieber N*gger Video

June 2nd, 2014 // 32 Comments
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Yesterday, a video surfaced of 15-year-old Justin Bieber repeatedly saying “nigger” while attempting to tell a joke. A video that his people had kept under wraps for years, but apparently missed a protection payment on because now it’s fucking everywhere. Which is good because now we can have a nice little chat about racism, and I’m not talking about the video. I’m talking about you, The Internet. Jesus Christ, how many times do I have to say this? They’re allowed to use that word to talk about them. But, no, instead of acknowledging that Justin Bieber’s people took back a word that he heard every single day of his life hustling and bustling on the mean streets of Canada, y’all gotta make a motherfucker apologize and act like some polite, “How do you do?” white boy instead of the hard-as-nails black brother he was born to be. Why don’t you just put the poor kid in chains? Put him in chains and make him shuck n’ jive for the massa. Would that make you happy? Is that what y’all want? RODNEY KING!

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  1. Ugh. Fuck this guy. The joke wasn’t even funny. It really was the kind of joke a racist 15 year old would tell.

  2. Greg

    BORING…………back to Bewbs. #Bread&Butter

  3. You can tell he didn’t actually say one single word of that apology. It was obviously written by his publicist or crisis management team.

  4. I’m willing to forgive him due to his age, but I can never forgive him for ruining Selena Gomez and Adriana Lima for me. He should be burnt at the stake for that. #neverforget.

  5. Say, this reminds me of another joke. Why is Justin Bieber afraid of chainsaws? Because I once sent him a video of me using one to castrate him in effigy.

    Okay, maybe that wasn’t so much a joke as the reason for the restraining order. It’s not like I was going to go to his concerts anyway.

  6. Considering how many of his hangers on are afraid of chainsaws, he gets a free pass, otherwise the gravy train might end.

  7. Jesus, that joke is ancient. Surely he could use some more current references to dig his hole a little deeper.

    Hey, that reminds me. There was once a boy named Johnny Deeper…

  8. When will a rich, entitled, uneducated white people be able to use a word of extreme hate and prejudice in a video on the Internet without suffering the wrath of the multi-ethnic masses? Whatever happened to freedom of speech? Let my people go!

  9. ManWhoHasSeenAVagina

    I feel like I am expected to chime in here… but really, he wants to be black, so does anyone honestly think he’s racist? That is, traditionally racist. He obviously stereotypes blacks as wearing gold chains, having monochrome tattoos, wearing their pants really low, listening to rap, not finishing high school, and being barely literate. Which explains a lot of his behavior.

    Can’t we all come together and agree we want this dickbag to suffer extreme violence?

    The joke is kind of lame, but it isn’t even all that racist. The heart of the joke is onomatopoeia. People just get upset because the bad word is in it. It says nothing, at all, about blacks being inferior or ill-behaved or anything else negative.

    For those who haven’t seen the underrated “Beer League”, let’s look at some actual “racist” humor (I am paraphrasing, from memory) -
    Artie (white): The only time a white point guard is a good thing is when your sister says she is dating a point guard. Oh, hey Tim, I didn’t see you there, sorry.
    Tim (black): That’s a funny joke, man. It’s about how you people suck at basketball and how good we fuck your women.
    Artie (white): I never thought of it like that.

    • cj

      The joke is insensitive, but the joke he’s finishing at the beginning of the video is racist. Seems like he was just finishing up the “What’s a black mans least favorite holiday? Fathers Day” joke, hence the “that’s just ignorant” reaction he got.

    • I feel like I am expected to chime in here…

      And you’d be wrong.

  10. Aww, the poor little Bieber train to personal implosion is moving right along at a nice pace. Lovely to see. Maybe he could apply for trans-race protections? Analogous to the way that transgendered folks who identify as another gender can use the (biologically) opposite sex facilities. “you see, your honor, I was born caucasian, sure, but I identify african american!”

    • qqq

      I’m a little late to the party, but you’re comment was pretty good.. he’d fit in well with the trans crowd though because transracial/transethnic is actually a thing with them, they just keep it out of the media

  11. You would be racist too if you had to take it in the ass from Usher everyday for years.

  12. It’s times like this that I miss baiting schmidtler. Hey! I just realized: “schmidtler”—it rhymes with Hitler!

  13. anonym

    retelling an old joke.
    Shows a lack of creativity and talent.

  14. This reminds me… I should watch Blazing Saddles again.

    • The overarching genius of Blazing Saddles was not, of course, the excessive use of the N-word. It was the stupidity of the white people who used that word, as was deftly exposed by Sheriff Bart.

  15. Someday – hopefully real soon – this little twat is going to keep someone really happy in the penitentiary.

  16. Beer for thought

    Meh, I’ve heard much more offensive jokes. Not like I’m defending Beiber, but why is this type of thing always such a huge deal? Hundreds of people across the world are telling a racist joke right now.

    • Is anyone actually mad about this? I think people just think it is laughable and another sad notch on the totem pole of pathetic that is Justin Bieber’s life. Everyday he makes Vanilla Ice look better and better.

  17. Beer for thought

    …I wonder if he knows the two things you can’t give a black man, or why Indians hate snow or what you call a quarter pounder with cheese (still the worst)…my point is who hasn’t told or at least laughed at a racist joke, if you say you haven’t your a liar or should un-clutch your pearls.

  18. To be fair, he said it with an ‘A’

  19. Yup

    This bookends nicely with the Paris Hilton “We’re dancing like a bunch of N*ggers” video…

  20. cc

    ‘ hustling and bustling on the mean streets of Canada’

    Not just Canada…but STRATFORD! The home of the shitkickin’, thuglife, gangsta Stratford Festival. You gotta be fuckin’ hard to attend that shit man.

  21. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    Oh for God’s sakes, it’s a stupid teenager saying stupid stuff – get the fuck over it!

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