Justin Bieber Sexually Assaulted His Grandmother

August 12th, 2013 // 42 Comments
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Holy shit, those priests were right. The children are the real predators!

What you’re looking at are photos TMZ obtained from October 2012 when Justin Bieber decided it’d be hilarious if he walked around his grandmother’s house buckass naked during Canadian Thanksgiving because naturally the whole day should be about him and not whatever the hell Canadian Thanksgiving is about. (Celebrating the day Eskimos taught you hockey? I’m going with Eskimo hockey.) In related news, Jerry Sandusky reportedly opened his eyes for the first time this morning after violently squeezing them shut for an entire week. “Did it work?! Tell me it worked!” he was quoted as saying.

Photos: Courtesy of TMZ


  1. Urbanspaceman

    We do this in Canada all the time.

  2. Hugh Jass

    The best thing about grandmothers is that they love you no matter how much of a douche bag you are.

    • I had a tough grandma from the old country. If I had done something like this, she still would have loved me, I’m sure, but I’m also sure she would have whacked me a good one across the head* with her slipper.

      *The upper one, if I was lucky.

      • Grandmas have instant access to knitting needles, hot tea and the TV Guide Crossword book, and the elastic in their knickers has usually seen better days. Never approach one in a state of nakedness unless you want to either be critically injured or fucked – or both.

    • Sorry, but Bieber’s gone way past douche bag and (so far) has landed directly in Sociopathic Prick!

  3. Shout out to the family member who’s so sick of his narcissistic bullshit that they leaked this photo to TMZ

  4. Justin Bieber Naked
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I challenge anyone to determine the gender.

  5. I can’t ever remember a time when I was overcome with the urge to expose myself to my grandmother. Or play guitar left-handed.

  6. Justin Bieber Naked
    Commented on this photo:

    I love the look on her face. It’s the look of a woman who is regretting having kids.

  7. Can someone build me a time machine so I can go back and punch Justin Beiber’s dad in the balls, before he unleashes this abomination on an unsuspecting world?

  8. Whatever, prudes. Showing your grandma your wang is never not a solid idea.

  9. Justin Bieber Naked
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s the prank in this? See how far you can push those in your family, that want your money, before they comment?

    He totally reminds me of Hillary Swank in Boy’s Don’t Cry…

  10. More Sir Please!

    Silly fish. Justin is much too old for Sandusky. It’s like trolling for cougars.

  11. Robb7

    Pussy-assed POS!

  12. Justin Bieber Naked
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s not what unplugged means, idiot.

  13. I’m surprised there aren’t more comments about jerking off since Biebs has the same body as many of the 15 year old daughters of celebs pics we see here. He’s even topless!

    • Cock Dr

      Young nubile pop star…..completely naked….and no one gives a damn. Everyone is flaccid. That’s pretty sad.

  14. Justin Bieber Naked
    Commented on this photo:

    OK. It is cute when you are two years-old to walk around while naked with a guitar. When you are past the age of five, it is just fucked!

  15. Justin Bieber Naked
    Commented on this photo:

    10 to 1, he got a hold of some good shit to smoke.

  16. Justin Bieber Naked
    Commented on this photo:

    Photoshopped . Not a guitar but an ukulele in real life.

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    Robot Pilot
    Commented on this photo:

    Justin knows how to play the guitar?
    I thought the only thing Justin knew how to play with was his training-bra.

  18. Brit

    Grandma: What a dick – in both ways

  19. Canadian Thanksgiving is in October because by November it’s so cold we only have frozen food to eat, and nobody wants that for Thanksgiving. True story.

  20. Justin Bieber Naked
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy shit, I can see her boobs!

  21. Awww..Is that Miley Cyrus as a kid? She´s always been a feisty little thing hasnt she?

  22. Justin Bieber Naked
    The Electrician
    Commented on this photo:

    Sure, she’s slender now, but when she grows up there’ll be a nice set o’ birthing hips on that wee lass.

  23. cc

    He looks like a golf tee.

  24. cc

    He needs ‘Thug Life’ tattooed on his ass.

  25. jenn

    My grandmother would’ve seen a nekkid ass as an opportunity to cut a switch then, give him “somethin to cry for”, especially if he put said nekkid ass on her furniture. Lysol can only do so much.

  26. rican

    “Hi Ma’am, I’m here to serenade Usher”

  27. After this grandma I get out the skin flute and play for the whole family at dinner.

  28. Justin Bieber Naked
    Commented on this photo:

    Justin beiber is nice but why play naked for his grandmother. What an ass hole

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