Dude, You Cropped Out Usher’s Head

August 5th, 2014 // 22 Comments
Justin Bieber Naked Instagram

Not cool, man. Not cool.

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  1. Cock Dr

    NOT RIGHT BEFORE LUNCH DAMMIT

  2. “I think I see a hair on my pee pee”

  3. cc

    ‘Hey, I am standing right behind a naked woman’s ass….and still nothing!’

  4. Justine Bleeper

    “So dizzy…Kris, you need to stop…”

  5. One Day, I am going to be a man

  6. He’s a little cutie. All the dudes on this site hate on him, but he’s a little tasty treat.
    I wouldn’t want to talk to him or anything, but he’s cut and a virile, young buck so I would most definitely fuck him.

    • This may be just a smidge too highbrow for the laughs you were seeking. Many might not know Evelyn Waugh was a man. And he probably would like to ride #BeBare

      • cc

        I would have got it if she used Oscar Wilde instead.

      • Nice catch on Evelyn Waugh, but I wasn’t really making a joke. I’m a pretty hot, young lawyer-lady and I would fuck this kid.

      • I’m not a lawyer, but I’m pretty sure you should have to disclose this information to your clients.

        “Before I accept your retainer, I’m required to inform you I would fuck Justin Bieber. — You no longer require my services? Fair enough.”

      • And this is why men find women inscrutable. He’s been 15 different flavors of a misogynistic anus to Selena, who by all accounts is mostly harmless. Bieber is a sort of the taint of a cultural amalgam of all that is foul today: endless self-referential egoism, sneering disdain for anything that doesn’t immediately enrich him, and an intellect on par with certain types of wood weevils.

        At this point, I hope you do get to ride him. Be careful of what you wish for. He’s probably slip you some roofies and post an unflattering photo of you on #Shots with him slimily smiling beside you, thumbs up.

      • Good God, man. I didn’t say I was fighting a culture war – I just wanted to see his sweet ass.

        Like you never lust after a stripper or mentally vacant but attractive woman…

      • And we’re just pointing out that you’re a fucking idiot for wanting it.

    • You are a moron. At least we know you’ll win a Darwin Award sooner or later. Hopefully it will be quite painful.

      • You want me to die a painful death because I think someone with a nice body but low character is attractive? The internet is awesome.

        You motherfuckers talk about wanting to fuck CoCo and Ana Braga and don’t get called a moron. Dudes are inherently insecure.

      • I call people morons on here for wanting to fuck CoCo all the time. It’s how Zoog and I bond.

  7. He needs a few more tattoos randomly selected from the parlor walls

  8. Beebs

    DOUCHE. Bag. Can’t wait for the O.D.

  9. I was actually curious who this Morrissey-haired, tattooed fellow was for a second. Then I found out.

    Excuse me. I have to go drown my shame in gin for the next six hours.

  10. Proof tattoos make you look stupid.

  11. Gordon

    This is disgusting, I just want to see hot babes with big boobs and nice butts on here, not guys with nice pecs and six-pack abs leading to a hint of their happy trail oops I came.

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