It’s Justin Bieber’s Naked Butt

It’s been really tempting to walk away after last night’s Bill Cosby post and let it be my mic drop on the Internet. But it’s even more tempting to not go flat fucking broke, so here’s Justin Bieber naked on a boat because softcore pornographer (with a heart of gold) pays way more than Applebee’s server who’s been saying for the last five years that as soon he finishes his graphic novel, he is so outta here. On that note, but not really, I love how Chrissy Teigen’s nipple got pulled, yet Instagram’s totally cool with 12-year-old boy ass. Was Michael Jackson a secret investor? Because I’m going to need to see some paperwork. Let’s get a team in here.

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