Justin Bieber Motorboated Selena Gomez

March 1st, 2011 // 103 Comments

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez attended the Vanity Fair Oscar Party together Sunday night where they apparently stepped into a photo booth and “won” as the saying goes. Scope out the bottom left photo (here) and tell me that’s not the Canadian Messiah getting a face full of Disney décolletage. His mom’s gonna freak.

JUSTIN: Moms, what I do?
PATTIE: You ever see The Da Vinci Code?
JUSTIN: No.
PATTIE: Well, it was about Jesus getting a girl pregnant and it blew. Now get on the cross.
JUSTIN: Aww, man….

(Thanks to SFactor. Your reward shall be greater on Earth than it it is Heaven. Wait.)

Photos: Getty

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    Eric
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    Lindsay is going to be pissed when she sees Sam with another chick.

  2. hapa

    i remeber moments like this. being in a suit and seeing another girl in a nice dress is the best feeling . takes me do my wedding swinging days when i was 8 ohhh the good times

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    fuzzmonster
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    With the boy king sedated by boobies, Gollum makes off with The Ring.

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    fjoird
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    not even the bieb is safe from madonna’s (or cameron diaz’s) death grip

  5. Noodle

    maybe they can do scissoring next time?

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    t-rex
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    he’s getting that creepy skinny long face like aaron carter

  7. captain america

    he is just trying to be seen as an american *SSHOLE.
    ALTHOUGH HE IS AN CANADIAN.

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    stav
    Commented on this photo:

    selina !? i hate you !!! you have boyfriend so hhhoooott ! justin ?? i love you !

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    reformed_druid
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    It’s his mom, trying to pull him away from the evil boobs.

  10. BenDoverman

    These kids need to eat something. My wang’s bigger than their arms, combined!

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    raychel
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    REALLY?? COME ON HE CAN DO SOO MUCH BETTER!!

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    Aliesha
    Commented on this photo:

    who care… but you know he shouldn’t be kissing her there anyway!

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    Steph
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    Motorboating or going in for a snack? Because there’s a pretty good chance his mother hasn’t weaned him off the titty yet. It’s not his fault if he doesn’t know not all breasts aren’t for suckling.

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    justcommenting
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    WOW! It looks like two siblings goofing off. HAHAHA. Selena looks like she’s babysitting. Well seriously, I think the couple is fake. Look at Selena, she dated Nick when he had the Jonas Brothers 3d Concert. Then they break up and then Selena started dating Taylor L when New Moon was just up. And now, she is dating Justin because he is very popular now. Totally publicity.

  15. Charlie

    So much for that purity ring huh?

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    Phil
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    If I was 17 – I’d be looking down the top of her dress .. he’s so gay he can’t drive straight

  17. Foo

    Kid looks like he should be dating elen degeneres

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    ewok tamer
    Commented on this photo:

    *Justin inhales deeply*
    “Oh god, that’s the same cologne Usher wears when we have our “quiet time” together…”

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    k;jhb
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    a lot of u ppl posting r mean, why can’t u just leave em be???

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    No
    Commented on this photo:

    That is fake! That pick is color but the rest aren’t and jbs shirt is black not red

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    bieberlover
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    i hate selena gomez she is a dirty whore and shes making justin act nasty like her and i hope she gets the crap beaten out of her and she needs to find someone her own age that dumb sluty bitch

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    lauren kish
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    Selena and justin are perfect for each other! :)

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