Justin Bieber Motorboated Selena Gomez
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez attended the Vanity Fair Oscar Party together Sunday night where they apparently stepped into a photo booth and “won” as the saying goes. Scope out the bottom left photo (here) and tell me that’s not the Canadian Messiah getting a face full of Disney décolletage. His mom’s gonna freak.
JUSTIN: Moms, what I do?
PATTIE: You ever see The Da Vinci Code?
PATTIE: Well, it was about Jesus getting a girl pregnant and it blew. Now get on the cross.
JUSTIN: Aww, man….
(Thanks to SFactor. Your reward shall be greater on Earth than it it is Heaven. Wait.)