Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez attended the Vanity Fair Oscar Party together Sunday night where they apparently stepped into a photo booth and “won” as the saying goes. Scope out the bottom left photo (here) and tell me that’s not the Canadian Messiah getting a face full of Disney décolletage. His mom’s gonna freak.
JUSTIN: Moms, what I do?
PATTIE: You ever see The Da Vinci Code?
JUSTIN: No.
PATTIE: Well, it was about Jesus getting a girl pregnant and it blew. Now get on the cross.
JUSTIN: Aww, man….
(Thanks to SFactor. Your reward shall be greater on Earth than it it is Heaven. Wait.)
Photos: Getty
Lindsay is going to be pissed when she sees Sam with another chick.
i remeber moments like this. being in a suit and seeing another girl in a nice dress is the best feeling . takes me do my wedding swinging days when i was 8 ohhh the good times
With the boy king sedated by boobies, Gollum makes off with The Ring.
not even the bieb is safe from madonna’s (or cameron diaz’s) death grip
maybe they can do scissoring next time?
Ha ha! A tribadism joke! Well done!
he’s getting that creepy skinny long face like aaron carter
he is just trying to be seen as an american *SSHOLE.
ALTHOUGH HE IS AN CANADIAN.
selina !? i hate you !!! you have boyfriend so hhhoooott ! justin ?? i love you !
It’s his mom, trying to pull him away from the evil boobs.
These kids need to eat something. My wang’s bigger than their arms, combined!
REALLY?? COME ON HE CAN DO SOO MUCH BETTER!!
who care… but you know he shouldn’t be kissing her there anyway!
Motorboating or going in for a snack? Because there’s a pretty good chance his mother hasn’t weaned him off the titty yet. It’s not his fault if he doesn’t know not all breasts aren’t for suckling.
hahaaa so true
WOW! It looks like two siblings goofing off. HAHAHA. Selena looks like she’s babysitting. Well seriously, I think the couple is fake. Look at Selena, she dated Nick when he had the Jonas Brothers 3d Concert. Then they break up and then Selena started dating Taylor L when New Moon was just up. And now, she is dating Justin because he is very popular now. Totally publicity.
So much for that purity ring huh?
If I was 17 – I’d be looking down the top of her dress .. he’s so gay he can’t drive straight
maybe bc hes not a pig like u…
Kid looks like he should be dating elen degeneres
*Justin inhales deeply*
“Oh god, that’s the same cologne Usher wears when we have our “quiet time” together…”
HAHAH!
a lot of u ppl posting r mean, why can’t u just leave em be???
That is fake! That pick is color but the rest aren’t and jbs shirt is black not red
Thank you so much for sharing. You can contact us at โมนาวี
i hate selena gomez she is a dirty whore and shes making justin act nasty like her and i hope she gets the crap beaten out of her and she needs to find someone her own age that dumb sluty bitch
It?s actually a cool and useful piece of information. I?m glad that you shared this helpful information with us. Please stay us informed like this. Thank you for sharing.
you are in reality a good webmaster. The web site loading speed is incredible. It sort of feels that you are doing any distinctive trick. Moreover, The contents are masterwork. you’ve done a excellent process in this subject!
hello!,I love your writing very so much! share we keep up a correspondence extra about your article on AOL? I need an expert in this area to unravel my problem. Maybe that’s you! Taking a look forward to look you.
Somebody essentially help to make significantly articles I would state. That is the very first time I frequented your web page and so far? I amazed with the research you made to create this actual submit incredible. Excellent process!
Selena and justin are perfect for each other! :)
YOU AR DIRTY MRB