Justin Bieber Motorboated Selena Gomez

March 1st, 2011 // 103 Comments

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez attended the Vanity Fair Oscar Party together Sunday night where they apparently stepped into a photo booth and “won” as the saying goes. Scope out the bottom left photo (here) and tell me that’s not the Canadian Messiah getting a face full of Disney décolletage. His mom’s gonna freak.

JUSTIN: Moms, what I do?
PATTIE: You ever see The Da Vinci Code?
JUSTIN: No.
PATTIE: Well, it was about Jesus getting a girl pregnant and it blew. Now get on the cross.
JUSTIN: Aww, man….

(Thanks to SFactor. Your reward shall be greater on Earth than it it is Heaven. Wait.)

Photos: Getty

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  1. Cock Dr

    Yay. He may be bisexual. The world is his oyster.

  2. Happy Spillmore

    Shes his Goddess..and hes WINNING!

  3. rican

    child soft core porn

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    They do look adorable together.
    If they ain’t fucking they should be. Life is short.

  5. He was just looking for a snack like mommy gives him when he gets grouchy from staying up too late.

  6. ANGRYTWEEN

    OMG I’M 12 AND LIKE, SO MAD. I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU SELENA OMGLOL^.^

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    A glimpse here of the goofy looking adult he’s turning into.

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    eww
    Commented on this photo:

    Whose death grip is on the guy? Creepy ass hands!

  9. Naw he isn’t motorboating. She is cradling him like a little baby. This dude is a bitch and wouldn’t know what to do with selena.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Selena: There There baby. SHHHHH

    Justin: Waa Waaaa

  11. ZigZagZoey

    Don’t you need actual boobs to truly motorboat?
    I’d say it’s more like he gave a raspberry to her mosquito bites.

  12. PopeyesChicken

    It’s about time ol’ boy had his face in some boobs. Now maybe he will look and act like a man instead of a 20 something year old lesbian.

  13. DarthBlue

    how the fuck do you have a sad face when motorboating? If it was a ball sack it would be a ear to ear smile.

  14. “Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What’d you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
    [makes sputtering motorboat noise]
    You motorboatin’ son of a bitch! You old sailor you!”

    I’m Vince Vaughn, and I approve this message… go Jesus of the North!

  15. Nate

    My god they are soooooo FAKE!

  16. Talk Hard

    Bieber may be thinking WWJD and he turns the other cheek.

  17. ThisisnotTigerWoods

    That’s nice. They can start shaving at the same time.

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    Don
    Commented on this photo:

    Justin: But I want to have a boyfriend not a girlfriend!

    Selena: Just hold on until your voice changes and you can have all the boyfriends you want.

  19. RoboZombie

    Lucky bastard! At 16 I was lucky if girls would point and laugh at me….

  20. Crabby Old Guy

    How are we ever get him back on the farm after he’s be smooshed into those pert Disney pop star titties?!

  21. Mini Tom Cruise.

  22. She looks like a pageant baby and he looks like this will not end well.

  23. She is awfully young to be getting thunder arms… What’s up with that?

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    If you think her putting his nose to the upper edge of her breast constitutes “motorboating,” I have to wonder if you’ve ever gotten laid.

  25. nahhhhh

    …molehillboating?

  26. KC

    It’s a natural fetal response to want to breast feed.

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    Ron Mexico
    Commented on this photo:

    Beiber: MICHAEL JACKSON DIED TOOOOOOO SOOOOONNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We could have been together forever!!!!!!

  28. lesbian love,interesting, not that there’s anything wrong with it.

  29. LJ

    My bet is a quicky hand job on the way home so SHE can brag to her friends.

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    Freaky
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve had it up to HERE with the left-wing propaganda on this website. If you try to shove lesbians down my throat one more time, goddammit, I’ll leave for good!

  31. welldoneson

    Good for him, her, and them.

    And us.

  32. The Listener

    He’s not motorboating her. He’s just laying his head against her breasts. Real motorboating requires that he buries his head between her breasts and shakes his head quickly back and forth between and/or over her breasts.

  33. SIN

    He just wants to wear the dress next time.

    • “Is… is that organza on the bodice? It is! Iknewitiknewitiknewit! EEEE! You HAVE to let me borrow it!”

      Full disclosure: I had to Google “fancy fabrics” to write that. “Bodice” I knew, because it has to do with boobs.

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    nikkol
    Commented on this photo:

    it looks like this motorboat is out of gas. zing.

  35. Ill Rough you just the way you are

    Biebs? If by for any reason, you need help tapping that sweet ass, just give me a call or ask this website for my Email. I don’t usually share that kind of stuff but since you’re this generation’s spiritual leader ill make an exception…

  36. Pretty insensitive guys, he is clearly being forced. When will women learn, no means no!

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    crys
    Commented on this photo:

    they all look like cute little chipmunks lol

  38. Burt

    Doesn’t look like pictures normal kids would take for fun. It looks fake, as if they were posing for them while thinking these should be leaked to the paparazzi, …and, lo and behold, they found a way to do it.

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    ick-abod
    Commented on this photo:

    you can cut and paste their heads without noticing a difference

  40. why does everyone have to hate?

    first of all that is not motor boating and secondly was does everyone have to hate on him? i’m not even like a huge fan of his and i’ll go to defend him because he hasn’t done anything to anyone of you people who put up hate comments. one more thing : he can date whoever he wants so too bad for all girls who want to date him, if he’s happy with selena then let him be!

  41. J Beebs

    This girl is a full year older than Taylor Momsen. Hard to believe.

  42. miley's a slut

    wow their one year apart. big deal. what about miley dating a 20-year old man when she was 15?

  43. The Cheese Stands Alone

    Who wouldn’t want to motorboat those cute little titties?

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    cj
    Commented on this photo:

    kids these days….Selena, wear a nude or red bra….Bieber, hello black undershirt??

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    MRB
    Commented on this photo:

    Why do I feel all dirty inside whenever I look at picks of Selena Gomez? Oh yeah, it’s that despite the fact that she is hot, she’s only EIGHT-TEEN!

  46. Blech

    Need to go wash the pedophilia out of my eyes now.

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    lilee
    Commented on this photo:

    who cares.

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    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks more like he is saying, “What are these here for?” He is a little “Alice” if there ever was one! Selena Gomez is playing “mommy surrogate” to the little “girly-boy.”!

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    Cam R
    Commented on this photo:

    Selena: I can see my reflection in your eyes.
    Justin: I can see MY reflection in YOUR eyes.
    Both: Awww Soulmates!! Jinx! Double Jinx!

    They then dissolved into fits of twitters and giggles which sadly (awesomely) asphyxiated them. Bieber fans will be holding candlelight vigils all week. For the rest of, MARDI GRAS STARTS EARLY BITCHES!!

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    Jon Hex
    Commented on this photo:

    Beiber: “FIRST!”

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