Justin Bieber Broke Up Miranda Kerr & Orlando Bloom? The Justin Bieber?

October 31st, 2013 // 33 Comments
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It’s pretty much a given that Justin Bieber banged Barbara Palvin after The 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, but now comes word that he probably also had sex with Miranda Kerr because Justice Scalia was right. The devil is real, and he is doing something besides making pigs run off cliffs. It’s this, he’s doing this. Via Hollywood Life:

Justin Bieber and Miranda Kerr allegedly partied together after the fashion show in Nov. 2012, which caused serious tension in her marriage with Orlando Bloom, 36. But did a reported hotel outing after the party lead to Miranda and Orlando’s split?
After the fashion show in NYC, Miranda sat in a booth with the Biebs at Lavo — but their night allegedly didn’t stop there!
Miranda told a model pal that she met up with Justin at his hotel after the party, In Touch reports.
No word yet on where they were in the hotel or how long Miranda allegedly stayed, but the two also reportedly exchanged scandalous text messages!
“She’s always very flirty with him” and they have exchanged “dirty texts,” a source told Us magazine about Justin and Miranda. Ouch!

Let me get this straight, so far the men (term used loosely) Miranda Kerr has chosen to have sex with besides Orlando Bloom are a shitty pop singer who absolutely no one can say with certainty isn’t Miley Cyrus, and a guy who likes to bang in Porta-potties. Fucking. Awesome. There’s no way any of us don’t rest somewhere on that spectrum which is also why I’ve poisoned you all. I guess that coffee really did taste different. MUAHAHAHAHA! *bedazzles penis, hides in shitter at a construction site*

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. fuck no. I refuse to believe this.

    • Cock Dr

      Reading this ruined my candy buzz.

    • ivan

      this is absolute bullship. as a hate article it surpasses the output of TMZ, a rabid anti Justin Bieber site. These reports have been refuted by gossip cop and a few other sites. Hollywoodlife has made so many wrong stories that it’s a shame gullible morons believe this stuff.

  2. catapostrophe

    I call complete and utter bullshit not worth repeating.

  3. Amanda Seyfried bangs Justin Long, sadly anything is possible. Walk around any mall, there is no shortage of gorgeous women with some fucked up looking men. If she can marry and have a child with Orlando Bloom, sadly, Bieber is a step up.

  4. Shut the front door. This did not happen.

  5. Inner Retard

    I prefer to live in denial (not just about this it’s more a lifestyle choice). But if this did happen then Miranda Kerr does not deserve me.

  6. JimBB

    Well, on the upside, her taste in men is still slightly better than either Rhianna or Katy Perry.

  7. Hugh G. Rection

    What’s the big deal? Some chicks just like gay guys with bad tattoos.

  8. Of all the things that never happened…

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    Bryan
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks like a 14-year-old girl dressing up as Vanilla Ice.

  10. Female

    LMAO ! I think this is so great. I hope it’s true.

  11. No way she was ever interested in this pre-pubescent kid.

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    sc4play
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn, girl! You gots tinker toys all over yo’self! Do you know how much I like me some tinker toys? Do you know????

  13. Dox

    Please let this be true.
    I want to see all the crestfallen faces, and dropped jaws of everyone that drooled over her, when they find out she banged Bieb’s….

    Nothing brings me greater joy than having my suspicions about humanity confirmed.

    • Umm, she was married to and had a kid with Orlando Bloom, it is not like she was fucking married to David Beckham or Liam Hemsworth or some shit like that. You act like this is so far out of the realm of possibility for her that we should be crestfallen by it.

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    unnamed
    Commented on this photo:

    “No way! Tinker Toys. Yeah girl, I got some tinker toys back in my crib. Can I show you after this?”
    “You mean, at your crib.”
    “No. In my crib.”

  15. Griefer

    Bloom wasn’t wimpy enough for Kerr.

  16. I would be severely disappointed in her if this was true. I mean, she can’t possibly be stupid enough to ruin her marriage and break up her family just to fuck Justin Beiber, right?

  17. Napoleon Bonaparte

    Please, this just confirms the retardation that is Australia (excluding Guy Pearce and Rachel Griffiths).

  18. Swearin

    This is like Fake Journalism 101; take 2 click-bait topics (Justin Bieber, Kerr/Bloom split), find a common link (Bieber was at a VS event) and throw them together, watch page views soar.

  19. Yeah, not buying it.

  20. right

    Rumor has it, Orlando fucked a Stewardess on a private flight he had taken, sometime around a year ago. Gerard Butler i get. But i doubt it phased Orlando. I think he just figured out it was payback sex. That probably pissed Miranda off. She didn’t get a reaction from him (Orlando). So she went after the closest douche. Bieber. If my theory is true, she went from a 9, to a 6.

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    Commented on this photo:

    It figures he would be more interested in the tinker toys.

  22. There is no way. We all know he doesn’t have boy parts and is really Miley Cyrus in drag with a bad tuck game. Plus talk about a step down, diaper boy who drinks sizzurp versus Legolas. Legolas wins cause you know Orlando loves to cosplay as Legolas on friday nights to have sexy times with his lady.

  23. bash

    this is ur hollywood media total bullshitters!!!!!!!!!!!!

    shame on the person who posted this without any proof we live in a digital age and suddenly to wake up and make stories like these with no proof is disgusting irresponsible damaging harrasing and complete bs so thesuperficial site should be sued unless proven

    and bloom is a man whether bieber is a transvestite with his testicles inside his body maybe in the mouth thats the why the voice u all hear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Teddy
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh boy here comes eddie murphy

  25. kery

    He is so girlie. Miranda should be with real men not with babies jejeje

  26. heey

    No, believable gossip suggests Miranda left Orlando because Orlando has HUGE drug problems, and wont go to rehab. She gave him chance after chance, but finally she took her son and left his sorry druggie ass.

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