Marky Mark Called Justin Bieber ‘A Little Bastard’

Mark Wahlberg and America have an understanding that if he was on one of dose planes on 9/11 it woulda been a whole ‘nother story, so he’s not about to live in fear of some 14-year-old cawk-suckin’ girls gettin’ all hawt and bawthered over Justin Bieber who he just called a little pot-smokin’ bastahd. Via The Sun:

“Justin, are you listening? Don’t be so naughty, yeah? Be a nice boy, pull your pants up, make your mom proud and stop smoking weed, you little bastard.”

What’s even better about that quote is for a while there Justin Bieber thought he would be the next Mark Wahlberg and even went so far to try and remake Fear until Reese Witherspoon wisely pointed out it’d make more sense if he played her character because she’s the awesomest, always pregnant woman alive. — I actually don’t have anything else to say here. I just wanted to remind everyone about that time Reese Witherspoon burned Justin Bieber. And the Mark Wahlberg 9/11 stuff about how not masturbating makes him a gawd-damn terrorist fightah. “Why jerk off when you sistah can suck my cawk, Osama? Fawkin’ America!”

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