Marky Mark Called Justin Bieber ‘A Little Bastard’

August 7th, 2013 // 37 Comments
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Mark Wahlberg and America have an understanding that if he was on one of dose planes on 9/11 it woulda been a whole ‘nother story, so he’s not about to live in fear of some 14-year-old cawk-suckin’ girls gettin’ all hawt and bawthered over Justin Bieber who he just called a little pot-smokin’ bastahd. Via The Sun:

“Justin, are you listening? Don’t be so naughty, yeah? Be a nice boy, pull your pants up, make your mom proud and stop smoking weed, you little bastard.”

What’s even better about that quote is for a while there Justin Bieber thought he would be the next Mark Wahlberg and even went so far to try and remake Fear until Reese Witherspoon wisely pointed out it’d make more sense if he played her character because she’s the awesomest, always pregnant woman alive. — I actually don’t have anything else to say here. I just wanted to remind everyone about that time Reese Witherspoon burned Justin Bieber. And the Mark Wahlberg 9/11 stuff about how not masturbating makes him a gawd-damn terrorist fightah. “Why jerk off when you sistah can suck my cawk, Osama? Fawkin’ America!”

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  1. OBL’s sistah sucks a mean cawk. Just have to cut out a mouth hole in the burqa.

    Fatwa this, ya motherfawkas!

    • Just go through the eye hole. That’s what I do…you have to pull the whole hijab part forward a bit and do some gymnastics to get yer wang situated, but it’s totally worth it

  2. I’d like Marky Mark more if he actually gave the Biebs an enormous wedgie on camera and slapped him around a bit.

    • Yes. I would love to see Justin Bieber and Mark Wahlberg locked in a small room together. I feel like Justin would cry and/or pee himself in about 3 minutes.

  3. Keyshawn Johnson
    Sharon Osborne
    Marky Mark

    And I’m sure the list will keep growing. But hey, you know, some people are just going to tear you down, right? Fucking little shit.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      In Bieberhole69′s defense, those are 3 of the most gigantic assholes on the entire planet.

  4. Justin Bieber Acting Like A Douche
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    Aww. Matching onesies!

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    Mitch Haase
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    A red onesie? Bieber is beyond douche and I don’t even know what that would be.

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    Cock Dr
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    Imagine being a parent and having your tween daughters swooning and obsessing over this little turd.

  7. Seriously, who dresses this fucking idiot?

  8. Justin Bieber Acting Like A Douche
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    I can see the publicist saying ‘Biebs, you need to start wearing clothes that make you look like more of a fucking buffoon, er, playful youth.’

  9. JC

    I fully support calling Bieber names, but wasn’t exposed underwear one of Marky Mark’s trademarks back in the day?

    For example:

    Seems like we have a case of the douche calling the feminine hygiene product vinegar-y.

  10. Trek Girl

    Meh — what he is doing is par for the course when it comes to young, famous singers and/or actors and actresses. Even his clothing isn’t that shocking or ridiculous when you consider the fashion choices of past young artists.

    Have we all forgotten some of the crazy, tragic, and deadly incidents that happened in the 70′s, 80′s, and 90′s?

    Call me when he actually does something out of the ordinary.

  11. Thanks Marky Mark, but since everybody already knows that Beiber is a little bastard…not really news?

  12. As large a douche as Bieber certainly is people are totally justified in calling Marky Mark a hypocrite for this. He was the original teen heartthrob who thought he was black. Sadly for Bieber and his ilk we live in the information age where your every move is recorded, cataloged and stored forever. In today’s world you will never escape your past.

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    Where's Dildo
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    He’s wearing a fucking onesie. Really it’s very apropos, as it perfectly matches his baby dick.

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    le rat accompli
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    Walberg missed it by one chromosome…

    Should have been calling him a little bitch instead…

  15. “Make your mom proud …
    because you being born out of wedlock ain’t doin’ it for her.”

  16. anonymous

    Why is the black kid showboatin’? He’s just JB’s house boy who holds his phones.

  17. Justin Bieber Acting Like A Douche
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    “Tee-he he!”

  18. ManWhoHasSeenAVagina

    Marky Mark attacked and blinded a man, totally unprovoked, simply because he was Vietnamese. He says he does not have any remorse for what he did. He never apologized or compensated the man or his family.

    Just thawt you cawk-suckas should know dat.

    I want to kick Marky Mark’s ass even more than Bieber’s, partly because I would almost feel uncomfortable hitting such a femme ladyboy. At least Marky Mark can almost appear like a tough guy, you know, with millions of dollars of production value to back him up. Bitches all around.

    • Johnny Barbells

      …you got to it before me …you got some details muddled, but, yeah, there’s a vietnamese dude walking around in boston today missing an eye because of mark wahlberg, who says “he has forgiven himself” …and let’s not forget the incident where he and a gang threw rocks at black kids on the playground while calling them “fucking niggers” …all when he was over the age of 16 (ie; not a child) …the fact that he was the original dropping-his-jeans-to-show-his-boxer-briefs, wannabe-black pop star just adds hypocrite to his asshole resume.

  19. Jenn

    Well, of course Beibs needs to pull up his pants however, Marky Mark needs to go look at old pictures of himself showing his admittedly superior looking ass, then stfu and stop being a hypocrite.

    I’m going to Google Marky Mark’s ass.

  20. carolime

    We can probably trace Justin’s arc into uber-douchey-wannabe-thug territory directly to that insult from Reese Witherspoon. Dammit.

  21. Justin Bieber Acting Like A Douche
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    “You theeeee, I point at my weenie while the Biebth showth how he thuck it. He thuck it good, too.”

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    Bob Smalley
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    Is Justa Blabber still relevant?

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