When news of Mariah Yeater claiming Justin Bieber is the father of her baby first hit, I jokingly suggested that the Maple Lord could never sully his mouth with such heathen words as “I want to fudge the sugar out of you.” Turns out I was wrong because on top of his newfound love of dick-grabbing, he says “bitches” now. But not bullshit. That’s just too far, it’s too far. Via Twitter:
so this past week and even today every rumor and lie about me possible has been coming out in the press. Just need to ignore it..but…
even through all the crap and lies…my fans have been there for me…and i just got word..It is OFFICIAL!! that….
… #UnderTheMistletoe is the #1 Album on the BILLBOARD 200 this week!!! WE ARE THE #1 ALBUM!! so to the people making up this BS…
…SANTA CLAUS IS COMIN TO TOWN B*Tches! #ILOVEMYFANS!! THANK U. Here is the NEW VIDEO as Promised! THey cant break Us!
stay true to yourself. they can never break us. we are a family. #TEAMBIEBER goes HARD!
And by “hard,” Syrup Savior clearly means fucking batshit insane and going to kill us all:
According to the warrant — obtained by TMZ — someone went on tumblr.com, a social media website, using the name KILLSGANDCB — we’re guessing it means kill Selena Gomez and Caitlin Beadles. The perp said she was going to “murder” Beadles and had cameras trained on her 24/7, ominously promising the victim won’t know what’s coming until she “wakes up on the other side of her bed with a knife.”
TMZ has learned … the suspect is a 14-year-old girl who lives in Kentucky who is developmentally disabled. We’re told LAPD detectives contacted her mother, who is now closely monitoring her Internet activities.
For more Belieber insanity, look no further than this post of Justin and Selena in Hawaii from all the way back in May that’s still getting comments that have me convinced America is literally one bubble gum pop star away from imploding into a pile of child sodomy and emoticons. Like this one from not even an hour ago:
I’m gonna fuck kil selena he is my man and she nows me I’m from suriname and not afraid of her!!!!!!that bastard I hate u selena I fucking hate Youuuu!!!!!!!!! U slut
I guess I could send that to the police, but then I think to myself, what would football legend Coach Paterno do? And order a quality Denny’s breakfast at an affordable price instead. The man’s more inspirational than Jesus.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
well fuck him then
I guess Fish is insecure about his penis.And also is a homophobe, since he has a problem with dick grabbing.
*yawns*
Somebody should enroll Bieber at Penn State…..
Hey Justin, just wanted to send my congratulations to you for the hard work and dedication you’ve shown over the years in making, recording and releasing your music to millions of music lovers around the world!
This puts your latest album with such musicians as Michael Jackson, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles and even your local lady friend, Shania Twain.
Randal
Never mention this no-talent’s name in the same sentence with the Beatles or Led Zeppelin.
Randal – still the funniest troll on this site.
Nah, Randal’s too predictable, and his little gag is not original; I can even recall Spy Magazine having a similar regular feature. But get used to it, as I don’t think Randal will give us anything different.
I’m so confused. Is this article about him swearing or is it about crazy Bieber fans? And who the fuck is Caitlin Beadles???
He’s SO black!
And SO ghetto!
Who knew a white kid from Stratford, Ontario could be
so BLACK and GHETTO!
“Santa Claus is comin to town b*tches!” indeed…
He didn’t say “bitches”. Looks like “botches” to me. The kid’s still pure!
I think he meant *britches*.
After seeing those Lipnicki photos, I did start to wonder if you’d eaten too many “Rooty Tooty Fresh ‘N Fruity” breakfasts at Denny’s.
For future reference RTFnF is an IHOP product
Oops. I switched to coffee and stress for breakfast several years ago, guess I lost touch with breakfast shtick. Consider me corrected.
SPAM
Uhm, I posted the above to identify a spammer comment (which has since been removed), I’m not calling the story spam nor advocating spam. Although, real spam blended with bananas, yogurt and ice makes a delicious smoothie!
STFU
Spam smoothie…I just threw up a little bit in my own mouth.
SPAM is a Hormel product.
McBeef is a dildo
McBeef is a McDonald’s product.
Me too TomFrank! That is sick Mr. Burns! Just seeeaaack!!! McBeef is a dildo? Oh Jesus he’s cooler than I thought! (flashes McBeef.) Peanut butter cups!! PEANUT BUTTER CUUUUPS!!!
I’ve still got those minis whenever you are free. Also, send the flash pics to richardmcbeef3000@gmail.com
That’s a fake email address. I know it.
is it?
Uhhh…I’m a dildo, too, kimmy.
…”have me convinced America is literally one bubble gum pop star away from imploding into a pile of child sodomy and emoticons…”
That’s a gem, Fish.
Y’all mark ass bustas betta recognize dis christmas album is off da fuckin hizzy, for shizzy. canucka mafucka is out, yo.
+5
In my head, I’m going to end that with a mic drop.
I’ll never understand why young girls like pretty boy douche nozzles.
He is not #1 in the top 200. He is #1 in something stupid called the “Social 50″ which is “A ranking of the most active artists on the world’s leading social networking sites”
The comments here are the best out of any other gossip site comment column lol
This is why if I had talented kids, I’d keep them as far out of the limelight as possible. Too many fucking psychos out there.
This kid ain’t street, yo! I called my preschool teacher a bitch while that bitch was wiping up my mess yo! I was 4, bitches!
He’s turning into a huge poseur (that’s my nice way of saying ‘douchebag’, see how much more cultured it sounds?).
Turning into? Just now? Have you been living under a rock?
the hat, the clothes, the grabing balls: everything yelled samantha ronson. but then the girly fringe gave biever away.
the hat, the clothes, the grabing balls: everything yelled samantha ronson. but then the girly fringe gave bieber away.