BREAKING: Justin Bieber Could Still Be Father of Mariah Yeater’s Baby. This One Right Here.

November 16th, 2011 // 122 Comments

For those of you devastated by the news that Mariah Yeater dropped her paternity suit against Justin Bieber, the non-Maple Lord has heard your prayers. Turns out the paternity action is still going on with Mariah’s original lawyer still handling the case, only now outside of court for the sake of “confidentiality.” RadarOnline reports:

She believes Justin Bieber is the father. Right now there’s no more interviews for Mariah Yeater, I’m not going to allow that. Secondly, negotiations are going on right now with Bieber’s counsel and we’re trying to negotiate a private, secure DNA test with the same safe guards that would exist if there were a court order, but without a court order.
“The case is completely out of control and I don’t want something terrible to happen to my client or her child.”
While it’s still unclear whether or not Yeater’s case is still technically active, Leving said he hopes he won’t have to file a new lawsuit.
“My goal is that when the DNA test is completed, which I believe it will be…my goal is to keep everything confidential so the results will remain confidential,” he said.

While this sounds a whole lot like Justin’s legal team is trying to keep things under wrap should the DNA test go south for him, keep in mind Mariah sold this photo shoot not even two days after news of her paternity suit broke, so someone was clearly looking to cash in as quickly as possible. However, if Justin’s legal team really is trying to broker some form of secret settlement, her lawyer just totally fucked that all up.

JUSTIN’S LAWYER: Alright, we’ll just go ahead and sign this check. But real quick, and this is just a formality because no one’s this stupid, you didn’t happen to tell the media this was still going on, did you?
MARIAH’S LAWYER: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…

Photo: Bauer-Griffin

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  1. Mariah Yeater Baby Justin Bieber
    Monzie
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    That’s so Justin’s kid.

  2. Mariah Yeater Baby Justin Bieber
    Monzie
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    That’s so Justin’s kid.

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    Notabelieber
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    Um lemme think, Selena Gomez, or this chick, Selena or this chick??? whew

  4. terri lynn

    Justin bieber is not the father cuz he is better than that n would not do something

  5. regan

    how could he fuck someone like tht we all know tht he did not do it if he did where when how and why!!!!!!!!!!!! he is fuckin sexy and all but really i bet tht bitch just wants her fuckin ugly face all over the world well if it is ture then she is a fuckin whore fuck her oh wait justin already did tht for us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. rachael

    why drop suit all of a sudden thats bull! only logical reason that would happen is because she is a liar and just wants a few moments of fame. bieber has been with selena they deserve eachother. they are good people and all the haters out there need to grow up its justin and selena. justin and selena i am sorry people do this to you two. sincerly, rachael

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    XXBOOBOOZXX
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    wow she just wants to ruin mah litle justins life….. dont she see that justin and jelena are 22222222 happy 2gether……y would u let a 16 year old boy touch u………..u knowing that u could get arrested by u having sexual interscope with a minor i am a 12 year old and i even know this things……!!!!!!!!!! NOW U COULD LEARN FROM UR MISTAKESSSSSS

  8. star

    She looks way older than 20 more like 35

  9. davidson

    God I hope he’s the father. Stupid little prick. It would seriously make my day to hear this moron knocked up some chick so I can watch his “career” spiral down the toilet.

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    s
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    No 20 year old should have that many fine lines on her face. Faces of meth anyone?

  11. Mariah Yeater Baby Justin Bieber
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    My mom is turning 44 and not only looks younger than this bitch! Shes hot unlinke her! & Has less wrinkles too! GROSSS!

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    andrea
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    bueno Mariah Yeater, yo si te creo k ese bebe sea de justin bieber viendolo bin tiene la misma nariz de justin, ne gusta las musica de justin pero el no puede negar a ese bebe tiene la misma nariz de el….

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    ̶t̶e̶s̶t̶

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    juniperjennifer
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    Super cute baby…it breaks my heart that he is being introduced to the world in this way, and that he is unfortunate enough to have the mother he has. I wish this beautiful baby had a better start in life. Makes me sad…

  15. Ammie Olive Kratter

    EVEN though i really dislike Justin Beiber i really think this was a little i take that back WAY 2 FAR!!!!i feel bad 4 that poor kid.

    LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE

    IF IT IS YOURS = AN EPIC RAPE
    IF ITS NOT YOURS= AN EPIC SUE!!!!!!

  16. Glmgrl

    The baby looks like yeater except for the nose and face shape which isnt justin’s either

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    Jasmin
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    IM NOT SAYING THIS TO BE AN ASS BUT THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE JUSTIN.

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    TheListener
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    That is the cutest little baby.

  19. Mariah Yeater Baby Justin Bieber
    Rachell
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    They both have pretty steel grey eyes. very cool.

  20. Mariah Yeater Baby Justin Bieber
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    “I love you, my little passport to fame and wealth.”

  21. Mariah Yeater Baby Justin Bieber
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    “… and when you’re ten, you’ll star in a remake of ‘The Parent Trap’ …”

  22. Mariah Yeater Baby Justin Bieber
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    “… and when you’re 16, you’ll sing some songs on the YouTubes …”

  23. Mariah Yeater Baby Justin Bieber
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    ” … mmm, you taste just like money.”

  24. Mariah Yeater Baby Justin Bieber
    juicyfruit
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    Perhaps she could have taken the chipped and gross nail polish off before the photo shoot. Nice ‘ice truck killer’ look she has going.

  25. Mariah Yeater Baby Justin Bieber
    WTF
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    The BABY Is Adorable , NOT Yeater && I Just Wanna Say How The Hell She Has WRINKLES At Such a Young Age I Swear My Mom Is Not That Young And Still Has WAYYYYY Less Wrinkles Than Her !

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    TaT
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    That baby is soooooooo beautiful!!

  27. Mariah Yeater Baby Justin Bieber
    Laurita
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    there is no god.

  28. Mariah Yeater Baby Justin Bieber
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    Nice forced posing. Stellar parenting.

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    Temple Run
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    molly
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    justin is that your real baby xx:)

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