BREAKING: Justin Bieber Could Still Be Father of Mariah Yeater’s Baby. This One Right Here.

November 16th, 2011 // 123 Comments

For those of you devastated by the news that Mariah Yeater dropped her paternity suit against Justin Bieber, the non-Maple Lord has heard your prayers. Turns out the paternity action is still going on with Mariah’s original lawyer still handling the case, only now outside of court for the sake of “confidentiality.” RadarOnline reports:

She believes Justin Bieber is the father. Right now there’s no more interviews for Mariah Yeater, I’m not going to allow that. Secondly, negotiations are going on right now with Bieber’s counsel and we’re trying to negotiate a private, secure DNA test with the same safe guards that would exist if there were a court order, but without a court order.
“The case is completely out of control and I don’t want something terrible to happen to my client or her child.”
While it’s still unclear whether or not Yeater’s case is still technically active, Leving said he hopes he won’t have to file a new lawsuit.
“My goal is that when the DNA test is completed, which I believe it will be…my goal is to keep everything confidential so the results will remain confidential,” he said.

While this sounds a whole lot like Justin’s legal team is trying to keep things under wrap should the DNA test go south for him, keep in mind Mariah sold this photo shoot not even two days after news of her paternity suit broke, so someone was clearly looking to cash in as quickly as possible. However, if Justin’s legal team really is trying to broker some form of secret settlement, her lawyer just totally fucked that all up.

JUSTIN’S LAWYER: Alright, we’ll just go ahead and sign this check. But real quick, and this is just a formality because no one’s this stupid, you didn’t happen to tell the media this was still going on, did you?
MARIAH’S LAWYER: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…

Photo: Bauer-Griffin


  1. Mariah Yeater Baby Justin Bieber
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    the kid almost looks like justin…almost..kinda same features.

  2. funnyman

    That looks like Sandusky’s kid.

  3. Rooster

    mushmouth, FAS, praying to a nonesxistent god for SIDS.

  4. D-chi

    That is one cute baby.

  5. Mariah Yeater Baby Justin Bieber
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    those two creatures are the scum of humanity. how repulsive.

  6. sexybrains

    Firecrotch is a pretty inherited gene. She doesn’t look to be one and Bieber isn’t one so…… McQueary?!

  7. Arkon

    I highly doubt this is Bieber’s baby. The fact that he jumped at a chance to take a paternity test seems to indicate that he’s not hiding anything. The whole point of this is to make him uncomfortable enough for him to tell his handlers to just “settle it” and make it go away. Her lawyer’s probably looking to keep it out of court so that he doesn’t counter-sue the fuck out of her for slander and libel. But I hate people who’ll try shit like this for quick money grab.

    • Or, that’s a great tactic to get you to post what you’re posting right now.

      The fact that this is going to negotiation behind closed doors means that Mr. Tiger Beat may just have stuck it and quit it.

      So many people get so fucking weird over that kid.

    • dachseb

      these photos are to gain public sympathy, if they portray her as a loving sweet innocent mom and the adorable baby, they gain public trust…bieber looks bad.

  8. o0o_me_o0o

    How old is she? whether it is his or not dont talk bad about a baby. what kinda person does that

  9. Alex

    You have to be kidding me. This person actually passes the bar exam? I know meth addicts that could give a less invasive yet much more effective statement than that.

  10. hahahasuckatobeyou

    Shes what 20 and hes 17? is that not statutory rape?

    • Alex

      It’s makes a good point for softening a dumb jury, but highly doubtful as a formal charge because of the time span.

    • TomFrank

      If what she claims is true, then yes, it was. If what she claims is true, when Justin took her into the bathroom, got on top of some type of shelf, put her legs around him, and fucked the shit out of her—this is her story, remember—she was statutorily raping him, because you have to be 18 in California to legally have sex with an adult, and there’s no exception for people who are close in age.

      All that being said, I don’t think it happened.

  11. Alex

    Fuck, they could have taken the Suge Knight ghetto route and do better with, “These allegation false.” And there’s no allegations to make!

    • dontkillthemessenger

      I thought you meant hang the chick over the balcony by her ankles until she agrees to drop the suit altogether.

      Fish is REALLY into this story…

  12. Mariah Yeater Baby Justin Bieber
    Any Guy
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    poor fuckin’ kid. no matter who’s the father – this tramp is still his ‘mother’. cute kid though.

    • juniperjennifer

      I feel the same way…adorable little boy. So sad he is being exploited like this by his mother. I wish he had a better start in life.

  13. Dinosaurland

    Sure, we all think he’s cute now, but he’s not going to be so cute when he turns fourteen and drops a single so catchy it’s like musical herpes. Then we’ll all know the truth. We could have stopped this. WE COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS.

  14. The Critical Crassness

    This sounds a good deal more like reality than the suit was dropped….Bieber is a typical kid with raging hormones and conceited attitudes..the only thing that separates him from the average 17 year old guy, who is constantly hit on…is money to buy his way out of a paternity issue if one arises. This kid is no saint nor is he the devil incarnate..he is just a 17 year old with too much money and too many people ready to idolize him. Oh and NO, that’s ZERO musical talent!

  15. Evil Dick Tater

    Just once I’d like the DNA test to prove that one of these little bastards belongs to Maury Povich.

  16. Carolyn

    One of the cutest babies I’ve ever seen. Too bad his mother appears to be a nitwit.

  17. Mariah Yeater Baby Justin Bieber
    The Most Interesting
    Commented on this photo:

    “Mmmm… that Selena breast milk *is* tasty.”

  18. Fester

    Poor kid, early onset male pattern baldness is a bitch.

  19. Mariah Yeater Baby Justin Bieber
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    That poor poor baby :(

  20. Nada

    It’s really simple. If I was a famous person, and IF I was innocent of her accusations, then the only way to come out of this with as little damage to me as possible is to publicly destroy everyone involved in this. Take the blood test, have it prove that I’m not the father, then publicly state such. Then, sue her for defamation of character, libel and slander. Sue her & her attorneys for an illegal defraudment for the puposes of commerce (they used her “story” to sell to tabloids, magazines, etc; it’s nothing more than a calculated money grab). Submit everything to the review board, to have the lawyers licenses pulled, as they purposely lied & pushed an obviously immoral & unethical action, just for monetary gain.

    Basically, destroy everyone & donate any money you receive to charity. That’s the only way he comes out of this in 1 piece.

  21. Kevin

    I’m not a fan of Bieber but I seriously doubt he would sink as low as to want to “fuck the shit out of her.” He has millions of teenage girls that want to have sex with him and he has sex with her? I bet there were 20 girls in the first row at his concert hotter than that girl.

    • Venom

      My buddy is a 8 figure a year Top 30 NBA player and I have watched him fuck everything from Lisa Raye to downright nasty hood rat skanks from the club, strippers whatever. So don’t assume that Bieber did not have sex with her.

      A lot of people also are judging her from her post pregnancy body. You also have to remember that he was not always rich, only just recently, before that he was Canadian white trash and maybe he identified with her more than some Cali rich model type blonde.

      • Kevin

        It’s not so much her body that I am questioning…it’s her busted up face. I guess some people just don’t have standards.

  22. Mariah Yeater Baby Justin Bieber
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    the baby is cute, though.

  23. Serious?

    *faceplam* Every time the woman was questioned about that day she either stayed silent or got off camera and changed the subject. She’s either desperate for some kind of fame (I mean if a rich, big-assed woman who made a sex-tape could be famous, why not her?!) or she truly believes in her mind that he did father that child. It’s obvious that he didn’t and I am not a Bieber fan, but no one deserves to be thrown under the bus like that and have their name smeared with nasty comments that are unfounded.

  24. Mariah Yeater Baby Justin Bieber
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    And I was like baby, baby, baby, oh
    Like baby, baby, baby, no
    Like baby, baby, baby, oh
    I thought you’d always be mine, mine

  25. Satan's bitch

    Why ain’t she breastfeeding that kid? She appears to be capable.

    • Kevin

      For some reason women these days don’t like to. Here are some of the excuses I have heard…It hurts, it makes your boobs saggy, it’s easier just to give them a bottle, formula is just as good as breast milk…I hear women give so many stupid excuses, especially poor ones. Guess what? Breast milk is free! Formula is expensive. And breast milk is better for the baby. Who knows though…just a little rant.

      • Carolyn

        Couldn’t agree more. What could be easier than breastfeeding? It’s always there, it’s free, it’s warm and you don’t have to haul out of bed in the middle of the night to fix it. If you’re capable I don’t understand why anyone would ever use a bottle.

        PS: it doesn’t hurt, and boobs are going to get saggy anyway.

      • Are you an OB,GYN or do you just go around taking ridiculous polls?

      • Previous comment was meant for Kevin.

      • Carolyn

        Maybe he has a wife or mother who was smart enough to breastfeed? What does what he said have to do with polls?

      • Satan's bitch

        I was actually cracking wise, paraphrasing a line from “Raising Arizona” – however! I am a breastfeeding advocate and agree with everything Kevin & Carolyn say here. Breast is best!

  26. bustin jieber

    She was forced to drop the lawsuit because it was frivolous and when Bieber’s lawyer called them on it by filing countersuit, the lawyer realized he was going to be liable for damages and Bieber’s cost of defending a frivolous paternity suit. Without a court order Bieber doesn’t have to do anything.

  27. rough by design

    Talk about a floodgate to easy money.

  28. The Royal Penis

    The little fucker has a pig nose just like Daddy. Might be coincidence…or maybe Porky Pig is out skanking around with two bit crazy whores on the back of Beibster by imitating his “style”.

  29. just a girl

    unless you have breasts you shouldn’t be commenting on breastfeeding, just saying.
    they aren’t excuses they are valid points.

    • Johnny Cochran's Tumor

      Drooping breasts and outright inconvenience constitute valid points against breastfeeding? Apparently for you, ‘nuh-uh’ in a debate constitutes as a witty retort.

      • Carla

        Men who give such a huge shit about them womensfolk not breastfeeding need to strap a screaming kid to eacfh hairy man boob and have at it. And “boobs get saggy anyway” – speak for your selves dumb broads who agree. You’re welcome!

      • Johnny Cochran's Tumor

        I had really thought about turning this into a full-blown debate, but since I initially jumped into this discussion with a snarky comment, I’m not going to pretend that I was standing on some moral high ground when you responded.

        I’ll just return to my delegated man duties of being a silent sperm donor and wallet.

  30. Mariah Yeater Baby Justin Bieber
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    The baby is gorgeous… can’t say the same for the mom though.

  31. tom

    Now that the baby’s out, go back to work and earn money again with your vagina please.

  32. Llama

    She’s only sticking to her accusation so she doesnt look like a dumbass. Like that’s even possible considering shes already gone so low. I feel bad for Bieber, although I’m not a fan, I believe he’s truly been nothing but honest and recognizes that this kind of shit cimes with the public figure package.

  33. cricket

    Have you seen that chin? It’s obvious that Reese Witherspoon is the father.

  34. forrest gump

    stop this, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, you kill me!!

  35. Mariah Yeater Baby Justin Bieber
    Pip pip cheery-o
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    Kid kinda looks like Beiber there…hmmmm

  36. Brooke

    I believe shes an f***n liar



    • OK, this is getting to be ridiculous. Fish, did you hook up a dedicated data pipeline to the Peculiar Palace or did a bunch of “unfortunates” get early release? It’s getting so we need a a few translators in here to let us all in on the info these folks are spewing.

  38. becks

    By keeping the results of the DNA test confidential, she can save her ass while the rest of society has doubts on Justin’s innocence in this scandal, tarnishes his reputation.

  39. Fabian


  40. Thank god there are so many authorities in here, otherwise I wouldn’t know WHAT to think!

  41. Mariah Yeater Baby Justin Bieber
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    Looks like she couldn’t afford nice baby pictures so did all this for the baby album…

  42. butterbun

    The only reason she’s doing this, is because she knows that no matter the outcome, it’s her ticket into the porn industry!!

  43. Mariah Yeater Baby Justin Bieber
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    Beautiful baby. mariah looks like she lost quite a few pounds compared to the bathroom room picture. But she looks way older than 20.

  44. Mariah Yeater Baby Justin Bieber
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    She looks like she’s lost some weight since the famous posing in the bathroom pic. She looks way older than 20. Her baby is a doll.

  45. Jill Ess

    But how does she REALLY know? Does the baby sing and dance?

  46. Mariah Yeater Baby Justin Bieber
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    Mariah slut, Y U NO BRESTFEED?

  47. Mariah Yeater Baby Justin Bieber
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    Looks like Tilda Swinton. Sadface.

  48. Mariah Yeater Baby Justin Bieber
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    Looks like he’s thinking, “Please help me!”

  49. Mariah Yeater Baby Justin Bieber
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    “I don’t care who my father is – just get me away from my mother.”

  50. Mariah Yeater Baby Justin Bieber
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    Homegirl looks 35.

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