There Is.. Another.. Bieber Baby

By: The Superficial / May 30, 2013

What? He loves his fans. SPEAK NOT OF THIS BULL!

For those of you who don’t remember the Mariah Yeater incident, let me sum it up for you in a nutshell: In 2010, a 20-year-old California woman was raped backstage by Justin Bieber resulting in a pregnancy which she carried to term. After suing him for paternity in 2011, Justin Bieber then used his vast wealth and power to remove all matter of evidence from existence and make it look like Mariah’s ex-boyfriend was the real father right down to altering the kid’s DNA. Except I know the truth in my mind which is why if some unlucky accident should befall me – If I should get shot in the head by a police officer, or if I should hang myself in my jail cell, or if I’m struck by a bolt of lightning, you should blame Justin Bieber. So with that information, here’s a new woman claiming she got Maple Spermed after meeting at a TGI Friday’s. Via Page Six:

They supposedly met at a T.G.I. Fridays after the singer’s concert in Florida and he took her back to his room at the Gansevoort South hotel, the mag claims.
After the alleged one-night stand, the woman gave birth in late October 2010 to a baby girl, a “source” said in the report.
“She gave birth to a baby girl later that year, and Justin didn’t know anything about it. She just wanted to protect her baby. She wanted to keep her and her family away from any spotlight,” the source said. “In my opinion, she does look a lot like Justin did at that same age.”
To take it a step further, the tabloid printed alleged texts between Bieber and the woman after their supposed hook-up where he says “thanks 4 last night” and calls it “Our little secret?”

Keep in mind, Justin Bieber would’ve only been 15 when this happened, so I’m just going to assume he said something to his mom along the lines of, “Shit, nigga, this kid’s menu is off the hook!” which prompted this woman to go, “Put a baby in me. Put a baby in me NOW.” (I used to wait tables. I know how these things work.)

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News