Justin Bieber Thinks He’s Eminem Now. Of Course.

July 29th, 2013 // 41 Comments
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WATCH: Justin Bieber Performs 'Lose Yourself' In Detroit

Here’s Justin Bieber performing the first verse of Lose Yourself in Detroit, of all places, last night because when you’re the King of the Wild Kidz, son, you spit what you want. In fact, none of this is so ridiculous that even some old British lady like Sharon Osbourne could possibly see this shit for exactly what it is:

“He wants to be a mean boy, and he’s about as mean as a fuckin’ kitten, and he’s trying to act out. It’s like pissing in a bucket. It’s like, “Oh, we’re the bad boys!” Fuck off! You don’t know what bad is. And I think that he’s lost, I really do. I think he doesn’t realize he’s white and not black, that’s a huge problem.”

OH DAMN. She called you a kitten! Best bring that shit to pistols, yo. Teach ol’ Nanny McGee how Bieb-dawg rolls.. or just trip over your pants ’cause they down around your ankles. That’s hard frontin’, too, dawg, don’t let nobody tell you otherwi- aight, I’ll stop talking and get a Band-Aid. Spongebob or Looney Tunes?


  1. At least the Malibu ad that came before was good

  2. Shasta

    Not that Bieber isn’t the biggest twatwaffle regardless of what color he thinks he is, but is she saying it would be okay for him to act out if he was black instead of white?

    • Brooke

      In Sharon’s mind, he’s not really doing anything wild, so… I think that race comment was 100% directed toward his low-hanging hammer pants.

  3. The only redeeming factor here is this has just GOT to make thugs want to pull their pants up now.

  4. Red

    Only eminem is allowed to be black. Only.

  5. I don’t suppose that praying he’d actually lose himself in Detroit would do any good, would it?

  6. Hearing a young Brett Michaels performing “Lose Yourself” can now be checked off that list. : puts gun in mouth :

  7. For god’s sake kid, pull up those pants! FUCKFACE period

  8. Kara

    omg i officially despise him


  10. Problem with the link, Fish—I clicked on it for Bieber, but I got some kid rapping in a suburban high school talent show.

  11. Watch in shock and awe non believers of the MAPLECHRIST as he not only channels Eminem but NKOTB’s Joey McIntyre, Micheal Jackson and 80′s pop sensation Tiffany!

  12. Robb7

    This little pussy-assed, anemic white boy better be careful in case one of the brothas decide to teach him a lesson.

  13. PumpkinBob

    Hasn’t Detroit suffered enough….?

  14. alex

    Sharon Osborn’s cock is much bigger than JB’s.

  15. kam

    He may have started out singing Lose Yourself, but I’m sure it eventually turned into “My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
    The Travel Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime (yo)”

  16. I KNEW Dexys Midnight Runners would make a comeback someday!

  17. skunk

    did he start singing “Baby” right after?

  18. Brooke

    Sharon is used to Motley Crue and Ozzy tour shenanigans, so naturally peeing in a bucket isn’t bad enough. Only when he’s slurped and snorted his and his cohorts’ pee will she consider showing him to the big kitty litter box.

  19. poop

    I dont care for bieber, but whats the big deal? WHO CARES

  20. I watched it with the volume muted… are you sure he wasn’t singing Lose Your Pants?

  21. If they could have afforded to buy bullets in Detroit they would have capped his ass for that shit.

  22. well, good to know the steroids have already made him lose his fucking mind. can’t be long now before he’s out. buh-bye.

  23. I hope Eminem gives him a wedgie for singing that song,at least those pants will get pulled up then.

  24. Nick

    I think the worst part about this is that hes behind the beat. Come on Justin, you call yourself a musician?

  25. McFat

    There are homosexual men out there that are more masculine than him.

  26. I’d like to see someone lose their foot up his ass.

  27. anonym

    somewhere, Eminem is laughing his ass off, or plotting to beat the shit out of Justin for mutilating his song.

  28. I think Bieber ought to join Club 27, only do it tomorrow. He can write us an IOU for the other eight years.

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  30. PinkyTuscadero

    the worst part of this was that his rapping was awful. just awful. kelly clarkson is 10 x the thug justin is. kelly. fletching. clarkson. google kelly /lose yourself

  31. “Can a man still be brave if he’s afraid?”
    “That is the only time a man can be brave.”
    I’m not brave, I can’t fucking bring myself to open the link. I will leave this page…unscarred.

  32. as a proud Canadian I was never a fan of JB. I supported the thought of a ‘good Canadian boy’ making it big but now I just shake my head at the level of douchbaggery of this little fucker. I am honestly ashamed and embarrassed this little cunt is from Canada and I cringe every. Single. Time. I see the reference to him being Canadian. On behalf of all Canadians I APOLOGIZE to each and every single person IN THE WORLD for this little fucktard. I would call him a cunt but I doubt he has the depth, warmth or usefulness to be called one and just wouldn’t want to insult cunts like that.

  33. but doesn’t Eminem have talent?

  34. Last time I saw someone have there pants down like that, there was a hobo with his hands around his ankles crapping a snooki out. yelling Baby Baby Baby.

  35. Ronaldo

    such a douche.

  36. kery

    he is a wannabe he doen´t know what to do to forget that he is known for singing “baby, baby” ooohhhh pussy….

  37. Jen

    Too bad this little kid doesn’t get the fact that Eminem wrote the because THAT WAS HIS LIFE EXPERIENCE! Poor Bieber doesn’t even know what a poser he is…laughing stock. But I guess as long as he keeps the ignorant teen girls screaming he thinks he’s God.

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