Justin Bieber: Lesbian-Haired Messiah

November 22nd, 2010 // 91 Comments

As foretold by the prophet John, Justin Bieber dominated the American Music Awards Sunday night where he not only won Artist of the Year thus de-legitimizing the entire production in the process, but also managed to name-drop Michael Jackson in his acceptance speech without getting shot in the parking lot.

Then again, I think we can all agree there’s something reminiscent about a young boy saying Michael’s name. Hee-hoo. Shamone!

Photos: Getty, WireImage

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  1. Justin Bieber at the American Music Awards
    Junon
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    Is that Will Smith’s son or daughter? …or just some random kid?

  2. macratistan marinda

    doesn’t that make her a pedophile, or is it just women f**ing over men?

  3. JJJJJJ

    OMG JUSTIN BEIBER LOLOLOL OMG I LOVE YOU LOL SO CUTE WTFLOLOMG.

  4. JJJJJJ

    I’MG GOING TO GO BUY A LEATHER JACKET NOW AND GROW BEIBER-HAIR SO I CAN BE COOL TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 LOLOMGWTFLOLWTLOLOL

  5. JJJJJJ

    Seriously though, his nuts haven’t dropped yet.

  6. Justin Bieber at the American Music Awards
    Ariel
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    It’s their illegitimate son.

  7. Justin Bieber at the American Music Awards
    KillerCam
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    Yeah, the AMA’s don’t count for shit anymore. Taylor Shit got famous due to Kanye and Beiber got famous due to Usher….two very white people who got the “Black bump” from people who don’t even have street cred. As far as I’m concerned, Kanye is a college dropout nerd, and Usher is a pretty boy who happens to be black, and since that may sound like an oxymoron, it makes him one of a kind…

  8. Justin Bieber at the American Music Awards
    abbey
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    he’s cute. its depressing people hate him to such a degree. he’s awesome and he know sit

  9. Justin Bieber at the American Music Awards
    abbey
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    he’s cute, and this is pretty funny. its depressing seeing people justify their hate for him, for dumb reasons.. although its understandable if someone hated him cuz katy perry was all ovr his balls

  10. Justin Bieber at the American Music Awards
    abbey
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    haha look at that smirk
    “attention haters of the world.. i own you.. kneel before me..”

  11. PPP

    look, how long that girls hair is on the left.

  12. anonym

    katy perry’s face looks all squished and distorted in that picture

  13. Ian

    Katy Perry is so ugly. I can’t believe she is considerd “hot”. Horrid face on her.

  14. Justin Bieber at the American Music Awards
    Smart Potato
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    Bieber’s days are numbered. And not soon enough.

  15. Justin Bieber at the American Music Awards
    Smart Potato
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    And WOW, Russell B is one UGLY dude!

  16. Justin Bieber at the American Music Awards
    Danno
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    Normally I’d deem this post a skimmer but then I noticed Katy’s INTENSE burning focus on little beiber. Attempting to ignite Justin’s heart and soul afire, Katers? I don’t think he’s much for the boobies nor your attempts to sustain a fews seconds of “though I know you crave my womenly caress, the fates simply won’t allow me to pluck your delicate flower” eyeballin’. He’s all, “You’re old.”

  17. Justin Bieber at the American Music Awards
    Jazzy
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    Justin Bieber discusts me :(

  18. Justin Bieber at the American Music Awards
    Jazzy
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    awwwwww♥ Katy Perry has a crush on Just in Beib er! yuck!

  19. Justin Bieber at the American Music Awards
    Jazzy
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    Justin bieber has no balls he has a crotch the size of a fingernail. ;D

  20. Anonymous

    I didn’t really get to watch the AMAs. So can anyone fill me in on how JB name dropped MJ?

  21. Justin Bieber at the American Music Awards
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    wow that is alot of awards go justin i love u

  22. Justin Bieber at the American Music Awards
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    i hate how they named this pics it is so rude

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