Justin Bieber: Lesbian-Haired Messiah

As foretold by the prophet John, Justin Bieber dominated the American Music Awards Sunday night where he not only won Artist of the Year thus de-legitimizing the entire production in the process, but also managed to name-drop Michael Jackson in his acceptance speech without getting shot in the parking lot.

Then again, I think we can all agree there’s something reminiscent about a young boy saying Michael’s name. Hee-hoo. Shamone!

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