Justin Bieber: Lesbian-Haired Messiah

November 22nd, 2010 // 91 Comments

As foretold by the prophet John, Justin Bieber dominated the American Music Awards Sunday night where he not only won Artist of the Year thus de-legitimizing the entire production in the process, but also managed to name-drop Michael Jackson in his acceptance speech without getting shot in the parking lot.

Then again, I think we can all agree there’s something reminiscent about a young boy saying Michael’s name. Hee-hoo. Shamone!

Photos: Getty, WireImage

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  1. jojo

    Is he the youngest douchebag to ever grace The Superficial?

    • RandaI

      Good morning Superficial Group,

      I had just a lovely weekend. Last night I watched a show entitled The American Music Awards. It had some fine performances which included the six dancing boxheads during The Black Eyed Peas song as well as Katy Perry in a red catsuit.

      More importantly the biggest star of the night Justin Beaver walked away with several awards. He is such a tiny little gaffer for 16 years old. Most 16 year old boys do not have such small stature which adds to his allure even more. He has the voice of an angel and the dance moves of a little water bug on acid.

      Love you forever Justin and keep entertaining us with your hits.

      Randal

    • RandaI

      I really enjoyed the six dancing boxheads doing the running man with the Black Eyed Peas.

      Randal

      • RandaI

        Oh really

      • Ted from LA

        You went and made the number one mistake many who troll the Randal name make. If you took the time to look back to 2007 when Randal first started to post here and followed the history of this site, you’d know the rule you just broke.

        You obviously don’t have the know how on being Randal. Nice try though.

    • lolololololo

      yep

    • Michael.M

      I uploaded the interview video. Enjoy funny joke

  2. molly

    i see a hair out of place
    the end is near

  3. Justin Bieber at the American Music Awards
    moller
    Commented on this photo:

    He must’ve said “BABY BABY BABY”

  4. Justin Bieber at the American Music Awards
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    If there was a god all three of these people did huge amounts of recreational drugs, had an orgy in the limo, and were dumb enough to take some happy snaps while it all went down.
    Justin, leak those pics to the SW & prove you’ve got a penis.

  5. Justin Bieber at the American Music Awards
    ole
    Commented on this photo:

    where did katys boobs go?

  6. FattyFatty2X4

    Which one wears the strap-on?

    • felch-worthy

      No shit! I think the dude with the massive stick-on lashes has one on at all times. Lard-assian, now this pathetic display. Yet another talentless fame-whore glomming on to beaver for some free publicity. You too, katy.

  7. Who’s the chick on the left?

    .

  8. The look on Katy Perry’s face screams “Whoa, there, sonny… lips that touch cock will never touch mine.”

  9. Jester

    My love for you is like a truck, BERSERKER!

    Would you like to make some fuck, BERSERRRKERRR.

  10. looseasagoose

    I bet Justin went home and beat off after being that close to katy perry. I know I would have.

  11. Justin Bieber at the American Music Awards
    kayk
    Commented on this photo:

    Katy Perry boobs on your shoulder and you are staring at some dude across the room……
    Your doing it wrong.

  12. KANYEISGAY

    Another talentless lesbian hack gets an award……..wow !

  13. Justin Bieber at the American Music Awards
    Dave
    Commented on this photo:

    This would be a scandal if it were a 16 year old girl and a 24 year old man.

  14. lucci

    she kissed a girl and she liked it!

  15. The Brands seem awfully touchy-feely with the pixie girl there. Wonder what that’s about.
    So that little bitch one not one but FOUR different awards? What a freaking joke. Were there a lot of ads during the telecast for My LIttle Pony, the new Harry Potter movie & acne medications?

  16. Rough'ing with the stars

    Hopefully the Biez grow out of this air kissing thing with girls…I don’t like the look of this…

  17. Justin Bieber at the American Music Awards
    Russell Brand
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’ve always wanted to be with 2 women at the same time.”

  18. Lady Blah Blah

    Pic 5 says it all: The beside-himself look on Brand’s face as he strokes the boy’s head as Perry glares at Brand.

    • felch-worthy

      That’s b/c Perry just mounted the boy, and beat Brand to it. He was planning on stroking the boy’s other head as he teabagged his young but nubile butthole.

  19. I liked it better when that monster poppped him on sp

  20. Justin Bieber at the American Music Awards
    CptCreep
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, whoever did Ellen’s makeup really got her looking younger!

  21. teresa

    Someone please shoot that vomitous whore Perry-Wash.

    I’ve gotten the queazies.

  22. Crabby Old Guy

    The same week as The Beatles hooking up with iTunes. There’s your Yin and Yang of the music industry. Although I’d MUCH rather see Katy Perry naked than Yoko Ono. I’m still throwing up from that whole “Two Virgins” thing.

  23. Seen here readying to kiss a girl (no word yet on whether she liked it)

  24. Jacq

    And this, my friends, is the closest this blossoming lesbian will ever come to kissing a live woman.

  25. JesseJimmy

    Hillary Swank looks great!

  26. yling

    I’m not saying she’s ugly, at least not with makeup on, but does Katy Perry have a receding hairline? Or, an exceptionally large forehead?

    She’s attractive now but doesn’t look like one of those women who will age well, especially in the face. She has an “I’m from the backwoods of Arkansas/Indiana” look about her.

  27. cc

    I remember being Bieber’s age. I don’t like Katy Perry, but if I was his age standing that close to her, I’d have had a severe hardon it would actually have started to ache.

  28. Justin Bieber at the American Music Awards
    Lold
    Commented on this photo:

    Byber is like scared chiken

  29. Richard McBeef

    Bieber’s head on Perry’s body would make a better than chick than either of them alone.

  30. Bow Down Assholes

    I gotta admit it, I love it when two hot chicks make out. Even if one of them is a little dykey.

  31. Justin Bieber at the American Music Awards
    Julie
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet Bieber was a hermie at birth. I have never seen such a pretty boy before.

  32. Justin Bieber at the American Music Awards
    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this a still from her “I Kissed A Girl” video?

  33. JaQueerAmI

    I don’t believe I’ve ever heard of Justine Beaver before. Who is she?

  34. Justin Bieber at the American Music Awards
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    I guarantee that he’s jerked off to her after this.

  35. Justin Bieber at the American Music Awards
    GravyLeg
    Commented on this photo:

    So confused… Do I make a joke about him being young enough to still breast feed… (Get the rag Russel, he’s spitting up again…) Or do I make a joke about her being a media whore who would stoop to pimping Bieber moments… (I SAID get the rag Russel, he’s spitting up again!!!)

  36. I’m from Canada, and I cannot Endorse Justin Beiber. Fack what’s wrong with my country and the performers we produce? Alannis, Avril Lavigne, Celine Dione, Justin Beiber? Fack!!! I think they put something in the water up here, thank goodness I only drink bottled water otherwise I’d be a Diva Lesbian who annoys the crap out of the world too!!!!

  37. GravyLeg

    So confused… Do I make a joke about him being young enough to still breast feed… (Get the rag Russel, he’s spitting up again…) Or do I make a joke about her being a media whore who would stoop to pimping Bieber moments… (I SAID get the rag Russel, he’s spitting up again!!!)

  38. Justin Bieber at the American Music Awards
    Mike Walker
    Commented on this photo:

    Beauty and the beast

  39. Justin Bieber at the American Music Awards
    Mike Walker
    Commented on this photo:

    You gonna get raped…

  40. Justin Bieber at the American Music Awards
    Jess
    Commented on this photo:

    FINISH HIM!!!

  41. ole

    …DOES NOONE ELSE NOTICE THAT KATY IS COMPLETELY FLAT IN THE BLACK DRESS? where did her boobs go? is it all push up? noooo

  42. Justin Bieber at the American Music Awards
    boo
    Commented on this photo:

    he’s wearing face makeup

  43. Justin Bieber at the American Music Awards
    Laika
    Commented on this photo:

    lol

  44. Justin Bieber at the American Music Awards
    absinthe
    Commented on this photo:

    What an ugly little twerp. Do not want.

  45. atagnat

    Baseball bat. To your face, Bieber. Because you are not worthy of this situation.

  46. paco

    katy perry looks here like a fucking duck with huge tits

  47. Suds

    That first photo looks like Demi Moore from Ghost. There is absolutely nothing masculine looking about that kid.

  48. minajsstinkyasss

    They both suck donkey balls.

  49. minajsstinkyasss

    Make that all 3 I see that unfunny greaseball Brand is there too.

  50. D

    Creepiest set of pictures in a good long while. The newly weds with the young boy thing is just so creepy.

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