As foretold by the prophet John, Justin Bieber dominated the American Music Awards Sunday night where he not only won Artist of the Year thus de-legitimizing the entire production in the process, but also managed to name-drop Michael Jackson in his acceptance speech without getting shot in the parking lot.
Then again, I think we can all agree there’s something reminiscent about a young boy saying Michael’s name. Hee-hoo. Shamone!
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Is he the youngest douchebag to ever grace The Superficial?
Good morning Superficial Group,
I had just a lovely weekend. Last night I watched a show entitled The American Music Awards. It had some fine performances which included the six dancing boxheads during The Black Eyed Peas song as well as Katy Perry in a red catsuit.
More importantly the biggest star of the night Justin Beaver walked away with several awards. He is such a tiny little gaffer for 16 years old. Most 16 year old boys do not have such small stature which adds to his allure even more. He has the voice of an angel and the dance moves of a little water bug on acid.
Love you forever Justin and keep entertaining us with your hits.
Randal
The “allure” of “16 year old boys”? Someone notify the authorities.
Randal. He’s under age. Put your dick back in your pants.
Sings like an angel? Yeea, an angel whose been kicked inthe balls a few times ….
I really enjoyed the six dancing boxheads doing the running man with the Black Eyed Peas.
Randal
Oh really
You went and made the number one mistake many who troll the Randal name make. If you took the time to look back to 2007 when Randal first started to post here and followed the history of this site, you’d know the rule you just broke.
You obviously don’t have the know how on being Randal. Nice try though.
yep
I uploaded the interview video. Enjoy funny joke
i see a hair out of place
the end is near
He must’ve said “BABY BABY BABY”
If there was a god all three of these people did huge amounts of recreational drugs, had an orgy in the limo, and were dumb enough to take some happy snaps while it all went down.
Justin, leak those pics to the SW & prove you’ve got a penis.
where did katys boobs go?
Which one wears the strap-on?
No shit! I think the dude with the massive stick-on lashes has one on at all times. Lard-assian, now this pathetic display. Yet another talentless fame-whore glomming on to beaver for some free publicity. You too, katy.
Who’s the chick on the left?
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The look on Katy Perry’s face screams “Whoa, there, sonny… lips that touch cock will never touch mine.”
i think russell brand sucked more cock than bieber .. im not too sure though..
My love for you is like a truck, BERSERKER!
Would you like to make some fuck, BERSERRRKERRR.
I bet Justin went home and beat off after being that close to katy perry. I know I would have.
Katy Perry boobs on your shoulder and you are staring at some dude across the room……
Your doing it wrong.
Another talentless lesbian hack gets an award……..wow !
This would be a scandal if it were a 16 year old girl and a 24 year old man.
she kissed a girl and she liked it!
Win!
The Brands seem awfully touchy-feely with the pixie girl there. Wonder what that’s about.
So that little bitch one not one but FOUR different awards? What a freaking joke. Were there a lot of ads during the telecast for My LIttle Pony, the new Harry Potter movie & acne medications?
LOL so bad I almost spit out my coffee! My Little Pony, indeed.
Hopefully the Biez grow out of this air kissing thing with girls…I don’t like the look of this…
“I’ve always wanted to be with 2 women at the same time.”
Pic 5 says it all: The beside-himself look on Brand’s face as he strokes the boy’s head as Perry glares at Brand.
That’s b/c Perry just mounted the boy, and beat Brand to it. He was planning on stroking the boy’s other head as he teabagged his young but nubile butthole.
I liked it better when that monster poppped him on sp
Wow, whoever did Ellen’s makeup really got her looking younger!
lol
Someone please shoot that vomitous whore Perry-Wash.
I’ve gotten the queazies.
The same week as The Beatles hooking up with iTunes. There’s your Yin and Yang of the music industry. Although I’d MUCH rather see Katy Perry naked than Yoko Ono. I’m still throwing up from that whole “Two Virgins” thing.
Seen here readying to kiss a girl (no word yet on whether she liked it)
And this, my friends, is the closest this blossoming lesbian will ever come to kissing a live woman.
Hillary Swank looks great!
I’m not saying she’s ugly, at least not with makeup on, but does Katy Perry have a receding hairline? Or, an exceptionally large forehead?
She’s attractive now but doesn’t look like one of those women who will age well, especially in the face. She has an “I’m from the backwoods of Arkansas/Indiana” look about her.
I remember being Bieber’s age. I don’t like Katy Perry, but if I was his age standing that close to her, I’d have had a severe hardon it would actually have started to ache.
mine aches when I look at her and I’m twice his age!
Byber is like scared chiken
Bieber’s head on Perry’s body would make a better than chick than either of them alone.
I gotta admit it, I love it when two hot chicks make out. Even if one of them is a little dykey.
This.
I bet Bieber was a hermie at birth. I have never seen such a pretty boy before.
Is this a still from her “I Kissed A Girl” video?
I know and bieber IS REALLY a girl
I don’t believe I’ve ever heard of Justine Beaver before. Who is she?
I guarantee that he’s jerked off to her after this.
So confused… Do I make a joke about him being young enough to still breast feed… (Get the rag Russel, he’s spitting up again…) Or do I make a joke about her being a media whore who would stoop to pimping Bieber moments… (I SAID get the rag Russel, he’s spitting up again!!!)
I’m from Canada, and I cannot Endorse Justin Beiber. Fack what’s wrong with my country and the performers we produce? Alannis, Avril Lavigne, Celine Dione, Justin Beiber? Fack!!! I think they put something in the water up here, thank goodness I only drink bottled water otherwise I’d be a Diva Lesbian who annoys the crap out of the world too!!!!
So confused… Do I make a joke about him being young enough to still breast feed… (Get the rag Russel, he’s spitting up again…) Or do I make a joke about her being a media whore who would stoop to pimping Bieber moments… (I SAID get the rag Russel, he’s spitting up again!!!)
Beauty and the beast
You gonna get raped…
FINISH HIM!!!
…DOES NOONE ELSE NOTICE THAT KATY IS COMPLETELY FLAT IN THE BLACK DRESS? where did her boobs go? is it all push up? noooo
he’s wearing face makeup
lol
What an ugly little twerp. Do not want.
Baseball bat. To your face, Bieber. Because you are not worthy of this situation.
katy perry looks here like a fucking duck with huge tits
That first photo looks like Demi Moore from Ghost. There is absolutely nothing masculine looking about that kid.
They both suck donkey balls.
Make that all 3 I see that unfunny greaseball Brand is there too.
Creepiest set of pictures in a good long while. The newly weds with the young boy thing is just so creepy.