Thanks for posting this. I was a little constipated.
I see him more as an Ali McGraw.
Rebel Without a Clue
Little bit country, little bit rock & roll. Full douchebag.
If he really wants to go for the look he should drive his car into a ditch.
If he really wants to emulate Marilyn, he needs to have a couple Kennedy’s jizz on his face.
looks like he needs proactive.
Is that Cigarette a Virgina Slims? I think James smoked a little more manly.
Right? Did he steal that 100/110 from his mom’s purse?
Sigh, kill me now.
“Justin sits back, collects his thoughts for a moment,
Scratches his head, does his best gay queen…”
Selena says “Baby, you ain’t James Dean.”
That’s a decent Samantha Ronson impression. Yeah, I’ll bet that pulls in the hot chicks.
If James Dean was alive to see this, he would be screaming, “Help! Let me out of this box!”
Somebody needs to fix this jerk up with Lohan, so that when one of them has a fatal accident, the odds of getting both are greatly improved.
With our luck,they’d reproduce.
You know what? I’ve decided I like this kid. In fact I’m going to let him drive my Porsche 550 Spyder.
Miley has done it again, what an attention whore. She really needs to grow her hair out, its not flattering at all on her. Though based on this picture she is starting to look more feminine.
That seems about right. Dean hated the character and modeled him after the shittiest, most fucked up pieces of trash he’d ever met.
This little twat stain is a joke. Looks like James Dean…my ass!!!
Yup, James Dean didn’t look twelve.
He looks more like Sal Mineo (one of the first openly gay actors in Hollywood) than James Dean:
He doesn’t look like James Dean OR Sal Mineo. He looks like Sandra Dee.
Nah, not at all…But James Dean is a gay icon and was most probably gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that).
please please please buy a Porsche Spyder
would make a great cologne add for “Cool Douche”
So Miley Cyrus wants to be James Dean now?
The real James Dean shit bigger than this little fucking pansy.
Can we get Jaden Smith in the same room with him? I think they’d immediately start a douche-off and keep making this face at each other until one of them keels over.
Kind of like when you put a mirror up to a Betta fish and it gets all puffed up trying to fight itself?
Now if only he could follow the path James Dean took to the very end.
I thought this was the “Gay Elvis” look.
Seriously…just give me a shovel and 5 minutes alone with this walking detritus…
Moron! Is he chewing on a pen?
Even his cigarette’s limp.
I know two James Deans. One died before I was even born. The other is the top male pornstar in the world. And both of them are more man than this little asshole will ever be.
Wait a minute! You can’t forget James “Jimmy” Dean of “Big, Bad John” and sausage fame. “Jimmy Dean sausage…taste America’s favorite!”
Consider this: he came up with this photo idea while having a post-coital smoke after banging Selena Gomez, again, and then try to convince me God isn’t dead.
Fucking Bieber is doing so many things to convince the public that he is a bad-ass. Can you imagine what a repressed childhood he must have led? Not making an excuse. He’s still a dirty little cocksucker.
Is he trying to look like K.D. Lang?
…not that there’s anything wrong with that if he is.
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