Justin Bieber Is Sorry Your Kids Saw His Naked Butt

Justin Bieber put his bare ass on the Internet somehow not realizing that a few of his 33 million followers (swallows handful of pills) were kids. Specifically his friends’ kids, so along with that picture, he posted:

Hey I Deleted the photo of my butt on Instagram not because I thought it was bad but someone close to me’s daughter follows me and she was embarrassed that she saw my butt and I totally wasn’t thinking in that aspect. And I felt awful that she felt bad. To anyone I may have offended I’m so sorry. It was completely pure hearted as a joke but didn’t take in account there are littles following me!!! Love u guys

You’ll notice he chose to expose those same children to Death Row Records, where they can discover songs like No Vaseline and Ain’t No Fun. This would be like talking to a bunch of parents picking up their kids from your house after a sleepover and saying, “Hey guys, I didn’t even realize the kids put on HBO and they saw a few minutes of Game of Thrones, so I got them all blackout drunk and hopefully they’ll forget it.” So enjoy, parents whose kids love Justin Bieber, trying to explain what “Do Me Do we like BBD” means. (Seriously, if you figure that out, call me. I’ve wanted to know since high school.)

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