Justin Bieber Humping a Wax Statue of Justin Bieber

March 15th, 2011 // 105 Comments

The headline pretty much covered it.

Side Note: Is it me or does this thing look nothing like Justin Bieber? Or is it supposed to be a younger version of him? Because that would make the humping even weirder and also prove he really is the next Michael. (Case in point.)

Photos: Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. The Critical Crassness

    Which one is the wax figure? They both look like artificial creations to me!

  2. Sereniity

    ‘Go fuck yourself’ has never been more appropriate

  3. Ed

    It’s so meta

  4. just here for the laughs

    Brokeback Mountain: The Early Years

  5. The Critical Crassness

    The truth is out, Justin doesn’t love Selena Gomez……he loves himself! I mean look at him feeling up the wax figure or is it the wax figure feeling him up!
    No matter, either way he is in love with himself!

  6. Was this at Madame Two Sods?

    • reality check

      So, I suppose you’re accessing the fish via mobile web app from the front lines of the clean up efforts?? How’s it going down there??? Better get back at it now, dude.
      [For those that missed it: dudedoesdudesnotnondudes claimed in a previous post that he averages 27 HOURS A WEEK in rescue volunteer work! How 'bout that.]

      • My last word on the subject, take it or leave it. I’m here to bust on others. But then, as a public service~

        week 1: 12 on my duty nite, 24 fri nite to sat nite
        week 2: 12 on my duty nite, 24 sat nite to sun nite
        week 3: 12 on my duty nite, 12 sun nite to mon morn
        week 4: 12 on my duty nite, weekend off

        36 + 36 + 24 + 12 = 108. Then divide by four.

        Easy hours actually, and it gets you away from the wife. And btw I’ve seen people get thru the academy in their 60s. Fire, EMS, you seem to have a lot of energy, YOU SHOULD TRY IT. :D

      • oops probly shoulda mentioned thats ev 4 wks..

        take the rescue classes after fire 1, driver/pumper operator after fire 2.. unless you prefer to ride the wahmbulance

  7. Star Droppings

    “Show me on the Justin Beiber where Usher touched you”

  8. Satan's bitch

    That proves it! The only person who will give Justin Bieber a reach-around is Justin Bieber.

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    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh look! His thumb looks just like your thumb!”

    “No, baby, that’s my penis.”

  10. ConcernedCitizen

    Uh didn’t someone else, Divinyls, sing “I touch myself” ? Be calm America, this boy is, and it’s appropriate looking at this photo, flaming out quicker than Perez Hilton at an N’Sync concert

  11. Cock Dr

    Credit to wax artist: they did capture the sweet feminine quaility of the mouth.

  12. Justin Bieber Hump Wax Statue
    Commented on this photo:

    “Look his pee pee’s even smaller than yours!”

  13. That is so Beebs, LoLz

    • vitobonespur

      Bieber is so goddamn fay, even the name.:
      What’s your name?
      Justin Bieber.
      Just In, Beaver?
      Noooo…JUSTIN BIEBER.
      Do you have a speach impediment?
      No, it’s a Canadian accent.

      He’s (purported to be) in show biz. He should change his name to something a bit tougher sounding:
      What’s your name?
      Turk Bohannon.
      Ohhhhhhh…

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    noooooooooo
    Commented on this photo:

    Bieber doing his impersonation of Mosh Girl?

  15. JD

    Looks more like him than he does.

    That is not a compliment.

  16. Panda Thunder

    Damn, motherfuckers replicating! Y’all won’t be laughing in 2015 when Bieber clone 1163-4 is whipping your slave ass whilst we all build the 1000 ft golden monument. Bow down non-belieber infidel dogs.

  17. MB

    Ugh…the jab about MJ was totally uncalled for. Michael was innocent, Justin is not gay. This is getting tired and stupid frankly, purporting these falsities like they came straight from the Bible themselves.

    Grow up people. And quite frankly, it’s disturbing how many grown men are focused on the sexual orientation of a minor.

    Leave Justin alone.

    The title of this article is completely classless as well. He’s not “humping” the wax statue…obviously he’s inspecting it. Ugh, people have to turn everything into something perverted.

  18. “Usher says hugging me like this feels really good…and he’s right!”

  19. MarkM

    What I wouldn’t give to be able to take a flame thrower to that God awlful thing and melt it down into a hot pile of molten liquid! The wax figure I’d leave alone though, I kind of like it.

  20. PtC

    If I had a penis, I’d drop a load on that face. I won’t say which one.

  21. Chloe

    Lesbians who look like Justin Bieber look more like Justin Bieber than this thing.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Is it just me or does his wax figure look like a not-so-sleep-deprived version of Samantha Ronson?

  23. Justin Bieber Hump Wax Statue
    Commented on this photo:

    does this count as child porn?

  24. rican

    Ha! It’s Joran Van Der Sloot again

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    fartbucket
    Commented on this photo:

    now please use this statue to show us how the record execs touched you.

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    noooooooo
    Commented on this photo:

    Justin – “I swear it hangs right about down here in real life”

    Girl – “ROFL you’re a guy?”

  27. Volo

    Enrique Iglesias was caught dry humping a wax Justin Beebs… “Baby I like it”.

  28. Justin Bieber Hump Wax Statue
    Commented on this photo:

    *pat* *pat* ‘Hmm, thats weird. My wax figure has a couple of odd lumps in the erogenous zone.’

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    RebelMinion
    Commented on this photo:

    Justin realizes his greatest wish, having butt sex with himself. Courteous enough to offer the reach around.

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    lallie
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘He’s ignoring me, what an asshole… wait…’

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    lallie
    Commented on this photo:

    They clearly haven’t spent the appointed 6.5 hours getting the hair right.

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    lallie
    Commented on this photo:

    He obviously senses the tough guy persona they’ve given him.

  33. shithead

    This reminds me of the story in Greek myth about a boy named Narcissus.

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    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    Usher saw this and came.

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    BAHHAHA
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s his mother. I don’t think she’d be saying that lmao

  36. Carson

    “Hey mom! Check out this rad statue I found in ‘Uncle Usher’s’ closet! Totes rad!”

    (kids say rad, right?)

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    JessicaMarie
    Commented on this photo:

    it looks like zac efron! so weird.

  38. Raping yourself is only gay if you opt for the reach around. This is gay.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Here at Madame Tussaud’s, we take pride in complete anatomical correctness. Smooth like a Ken doll.

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    Synthe
    Commented on this photo:

    When Usher says wax you say “how smooth?”

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    Synthe
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain.

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    Amby
    Commented on this photo:

    he’s practically masturbating himself, might be one of longtime fantasy of his, since no one is better than Beiber other than Beiber himself in his tinny tinny world

  43. anon

    when did emma watson start dating justin beiber?

  44. cc

    ‘Is it me or does this thing look nothing like Justin Bieber?’

    No, it’s not just you. Maybe if he had a brother or something.

    • Squishy

      It looks like one of those MMMboping Hanson brothers.

      Did we really need another celebrity candle? Really?

  45. shannon

    “I kept trying to tell the artist I hang to the left, but no one would listen to me!”

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    shannon
    Commented on this photo:

    “You want me to put my mouth on what?? I don’t think Disney would approve!”

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    shannon
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh no, the same underpants gnomes that stole Ke$ha’s ass got Bieber, too. Quick, someone hide the Kardashians! Or tie them up and use them as bait. Either way.

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    fuzzmonster
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait a minute…. Where’s the vagina?

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    kodachrome
    Commented on this photo:

    this is high art

  50. Greenie

    What the hell is Emma Watson doing to Emma Watson?

    • medium rare

      Emma rejected him, she doesn’t dig on 4inch cocks. Selena won’t feel anything soon.

      • The Critical Crassness

        Ddi you see the face that Selena made after he kissed her on the corner of the mouth while waiting for their car at the Oscar After-party? I doubt she is really into feeling anything of his even now! I say she is being used as a beard!

      • LILY OLESON

        PEOPLE HE IS A SKANK LOL RIGHT??? :P

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