The headline pretty much covered it.
Side Note: Is it me or does this thing look nothing like Justin Bieber? Or is it supposed to be a younger version of him? Because that would make the humping even weirder and also prove he really is the next Michael. (Case in point.)
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Which one is the wax figure? They both look like artificial creations to me!
‘Go fuck yourself’ has never been more appropriate
Yeah, this is not exactly the way you go about dispelling gay rumors…
It’s so meta
Brokeback Mountain: The Early Years
hahahaha! good one.
BAHAHAHAHAHA
The truth is out, Justin doesn’t love Selena Gomez……he loves himself! I mean look at him feeling up the wax figure or is it the wax figure feeling him up!
No matter, either way he is in love with himself!
Was this at Madame Two Sods?
So, I suppose you’re accessing the fish via mobile web app from the front lines of the clean up efforts?? How’s it going down there??? Better get back at it now, dude.
[For those that missed it: dudedoesdudesnotnondudes claimed in a previous post that he averages 27 HOURS A WEEK in rescue volunteer work! How 'bout that.]
My last word on the subject, take it or leave it. I’m here to bust on others. But then, as a public service~
week 1: 12 on my duty nite, 24 fri nite to sat nite
week 2: 12 on my duty nite, 24 sat nite to sun nite
week 3: 12 on my duty nite, 12 sun nite to mon morn
week 4: 12 on my duty nite, weekend off
36 + 36 + 24 + 12 = 108. Then divide by four.
Easy hours actually, and it gets you away from the wife. And btw I’ve seen people get thru the academy in their 60s. Fire, EMS, you seem to have a lot of energy, YOU SHOULD TRY IT. :D
oops probly shoulda mentioned thats ev 4 wks..
take the rescue classes after fire 1, driver/pumper operator after fire 2.. unless you prefer to ride the wahmbulance
“Show me on the Justin Beiber where Usher touched you”
Damnit!
That proves it! The only person who will give Justin Bieber a reach-around is Justin Bieber.
late in the game, but GOTTA SAY LOL!!!
“Oh look! His thumb looks just like your thumb!”
“No, baby, that’s my penis.”
Uh didn’t someone else, Divinyls, sing “I touch myself” ? Be calm America, this boy is, and it’s appropriate looking at this photo, flaming out quicker than Perez Hilton at an N’Sync concert
Credit to wax artist: they did capture the sweet feminine quaility of the mouth.
“Look his pee pee’s even smaller than yours!”
That is so Beebs, LoLz
Bieber is so goddamn fay, even the name.:
What’s your name?
Justin Bieber.
Just In, Beaver?
Noooo…JUSTIN BIEBER.
Do you have a speach impediment?
No, it’s a Canadian accent.
He’s (purported to be) in show biz. He should change his name to something a bit tougher sounding:
What’s your name?
Turk Bohannon.
Ohhhhhhh…
Bieber doing his impersonation of Mosh Girl?
Looks more like him than he does.
That is not a compliment.
Damn, motherfuckers replicating! Y’all won’t be laughing in 2015 when Bieber clone 1163-4 is whipping your slave ass whilst we all build the 1000 ft golden monument. Bow down non-belieber infidel dogs.
Ugh…the jab about MJ was totally uncalled for. Michael was innocent, Justin is not gay. This is getting tired and stupid frankly, purporting these falsities like they came straight from the Bible themselves.
Grow up people. And quite frankly, it’s disturbing how many grown men are focused on the sexual orientation of a minor.
Leave Justin alone.
The title of this article is completely classless as well. He’s not “humping” the wax statue…obviously he’s inspecting it. Ugh, people have to turn everything into something perverted.
Die in a fire?
Not if I push you in first…prick
Why are you even here? This article is the definition of what this site is about. Go be overly sensitive on a site that gives a fuck about your feelings.
@MB “Inspecting” it, or showing off his prowess at the reach-around?
Hey, MB, you run on ahead. We’ll catch up with you at the barn raising. And don’t forget the lemonade.
MJ was innocent, Justin is not gay, the sky isn’t blue, the grass isn’t green…
this didn’t give me a boner
How you doing , Mrs Bieber? Nice to see you hang around the celebrity gossip sites!
“Usher says hugging me like this feels really good…and he’s right!”
What I wouldn’t give to be able to take a flame thrower to that God awlful thing and melt it down into a hot pile of molten liquid! The wax figure I’d leave alone though, I kind of like it.
If I had a penis, I’d drop a load on that face. I won’t say which one.
Lesbians who look like Justin Bieber look more like Justin Bieber than this thing.
is awesome…thank you Chloe, best joke o’ the day IMHO…
Miley Cyrus as Justin Bieber looks more like Justin Bieber than Justin Bieber does! So what’s your point, Chloe?
@TCC: lame.
Is it just me or does his wax figure look like a not-so-sleep-deprived version of Samantha Ronson?
does this count as child porn?
Ha! It’s Joran Van Der Sloot again
now please use this statue to show us how the record execs touched you.
Justin – “I swear it hangs right about down here in real life”
Girl – “ROFL you’re a guy?”
Enrique Iglesias was caught dry humping a wax Justin Beebs… “Baby I like it”.
*pat* *pat* ‘Hmm, thats weird. My wax figure has a couple of odd lumps in the erogenous zone.’
Justin realizes his greatest wish, having butt sex with himself. Courteous enough to offer the reach around.
LMAO
‘He’s ignoring me, what an asshole… wait…’
They clearly haven’t spent the appointed 6.5 hours getting the hair right.
He obviously senses the tough guy persona they’ve given him.
This reminds me of the story in Greek myth about a boy named Narcissus.
Usher saw this and came.
That’s his mother. I don’t think she’d be saying that lmao
Creepy, I don’t follow info on the kid so I figured it was one of his psycho fans.
“Hey mom! Check out this rad statue I found in ‘Uncle Usher’s’ closet! Totes rad!”
(kids say rad, right?)
it looks like zac efron! so weird.
Raping yourself is only gay if you opt for the reach around. This is gay.
Here at Madame Tussaud’s, we take pride in complete anatomical correctness. Smooth like a Ken doll.
When Usher says wax you say “how smooth?”
I’ve watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain.
he’s practically masturbating himself, might be one of longtime fantasy of his, since no one is better than Beiber other than Beiber himself in his tinny tinny world
when did emma watson start dating justin beiber?
Nothing like insulting Emma Watson by calling either one of these figures by her name!
‘Is it me or does this thing look nothing like Justin Bieber?’
No, it’s not just you. Maybe if he had a brother or something.
It looks like one of those MMMboping Hanson brothers.
Did we really need another celebrity candle? Really?
“I kept trying to tell the artist I hang to the left, but no one would listen to me!”
“You want me to put my mouth on what?? I don’t think Disney would approve!”
Oh no, the same underpants gnomes that stole Ke$ha’s ass got Bieber, too. Quick, someone hide the Kardashians! Or tie them up and use them as bait. Either way.
Wait a minute…. Where’s the vagina?
this is high art
What the hell is Emma Watson doing to Emma Watson?
Emma rejected him, she doesn’t dig on 4inch cocks. Selena won’t feel anything soon.
Ddi you see the face that Selena made after he kissed her on the corner of the mouth while waiting for their car at the Oscar After-party? I doubt she is really into feeling anything of his even now! I say she is being used as a beard!
PEOPLE HE IS A SKANK LOL RIGHT??? :P