Justin Bieber Wants You To See Him Give Money To The Homeless

The Superficial / August 14, 2013

Justin Bieber has been an acting like an epic shithead for well over a year now except here he is generously doling out tuppence to the poor and unwashed so you should forget about all that other stuff he did. Particularly the parts where he has his bodyguard rob the paparazzi yet doesn’t mind repurposing their photos on Instagram when it shows him practicing the Good Maple Word:

“They will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or with a ho who would suck your dick for a large fry from McDonald’s?’ He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’ And then everyone will be like, ‘Oh snap!’ as His skin changes to black for surely this was his true form all along.” – 2 Droopypantsicus 19:4

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