Justin Bieber Wants You To See Him Give Money To The Homeless

August 14th, 2013 // 13 Comments
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Justin Bieber has been an acting like an epic shithead for well over a year now except here he is generously doling out tuppence to the poor and unwashed so you should forget about all that other stuff he did. Particularly the parts where he has his bodyguard rob the paparazzi yet doesn’t mind repurposing their photos on Instagram when it shows him practicing the Good Maple Word:

“They will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or with a ho who would suck your dick for a large fry from McDonald’s?’ He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’ And then everyone will be like, ‘Oh snap!’ as His skin changes to black for surely this was his true form all along.” – 2 Droopypantsicus 19:4

Photo: Instagram


  1. Sophie

    That’s not money, it’s a tissue he just used to blow his nose.

  2. I’d rather be in this homeless woman’s shoes than his poor grandma’s.

  3. “Monster” Didn’t the 1st John get killed?

  4. JC

    So wait, he staged a photo-op to show him giving a fiver to a homeless woman? I’m no Christian scholar, but I could have sworn that bragging about your good works isn’t supposed to be part of the actual good works.

  5. Justin was overcome with self realization at that moment…realizing that if Roseanne Barr could fall so far, he himself was not immune.

  6. That woman is homeless because Justin got her pregnant then sued her ass for defamation.

  7. TheGhost

    I think the story is wrong on this. He’s her pimp and he’s COLLECTING money, not giving it to her. They didn’t show the pictures of him getting out and back handing her in the mouth because she was short

  8. GingerDevil

    “This covers the first child support payment, right?”

  9. Aww. Look at your little booster seat.

  10. I sure hope he slipped her a roll of thousand dollar bills, because it´s not like the little twat can´t spare it.
    It´s about time obnoxious, rediculously rich celebrities started sharing a bit of their money instead of being paid to make “help the needy” ads where they´re asking people with no money for ours.I cannot stand this little shit.

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