Aww. Justin Bieber Got His First Arranged Girlfriend.

December 20th, 2010 // 92 Comments

With Demi Lovato on her way to becoming Dominick Lovato and Miley Cyrus unable to meet a camera phone she won’t throw her career away in front of, the stage was set for Selena Gomez to become the first marketing-approved girlfriend for Justin Bieber to pretend he’ll lose his virginity to. Here they are in Miami over the weekend where they were actually naive enough to believe their publicists didn’t call every single paparazzi in the state twice. This resulted in a series of shots of them fleeing where you can literally see Justin bail on Selena like the awkward gentleman we all were at 16.

JUSTIN: Quick. We’re gonna have to separate. You go that way while I run to Kim Kardashian’s house and pay her for a handjob.
SELENA: What?
JUSTIN: Huh?
SELENA: ….
JUSTIN: I can have you killed.

Haha! Just like prom. On that note, want to avoid an uncontrollable urge to punch a minor to death because you spent 80% of high school playing Magic: The Gathering? Don’t click here.

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Sybianz

    Please help me out, I went through all the photo’s carefully but still cant tell which is which, at any rate it has to be a setup, homo’s don’t just date girls by choice or for fun.

  2. J

    where exactly are these talentless, manufactured hacks going?
    1. No keys.
    2. No purse – either of them.
    3. No discernible location in which “stuff” is eaten, purchased, or viewed.

    Such as lame “paps” photoshoot.

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    AAA
    Commented on this photo:

    lol, it’s you who don’t have any fashion sense.

  4. Ray Sist

    He gets to nail the hot beaner Gomez. He’s a god in my book.

  5. Burt

    When did Lindsey and Sam get back….Oh, wait a second…Never mind.

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    Malewhore
    Commented on this photo:

    First!

    So that’s Tom and Katie when the were kids?

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    ugh
    Commented on this photo:

    cant wait for the skinny jean “thing” to die

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    tay
    Commented on this photo:

    omg!! do u see her shirt. its half cute. and it shows her tummy. hahaha slutttt alert is coming out!!

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    gluebomb
    Commented on this photo:

    he is more worried about his hair then she is worried about her hair LMFAO and what is with his gay leather fairy boots?

    bigger question is who is bearding for who ?

    selena is a lesbian
    justin is gay

    guess she has to look normal “straight” because she is still on di$ney and they hate gays…and justin needs to stay looking like he is into girls because if his fandom of little girls and ugly teenage girls found out he is gay his fame would be over

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    twistedRayman
    Commented on this photo:

    I would shtoop the both of them. They both got purdy mouths. lol.

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    askdjflkaf
    Commented on this photo:

    I love that look on her face
    shes like
    Fuck you bro

  12. asd

    I don’t like this kid. I dont like his music and i don’t like the person he’s trying to be. And frankly i don’t like gomez she’s a fake disney artist. Sorry fans. Don’t attack me. I think that they make a cute couple though but whats with the running?

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    EASY
    Commented on this photo:

    YES YOU AR RIGHT FLAVORFEST

  14. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez
    EASY
    Commented on this photo:

    ME TO

  15. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez
    EASY
    Commented on this photo:

    FUCK YOU TAY YOUR A SLUT

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