With Demi Lovato on her way to becoming Dominick Lovato and Miley Cyrus unable to meet a camera phone she won’t throw her career away in front of, the stage was set for Selena Gomez to become the first marketing-approved girlfriend for Justin Bieber to pretend he’ll lose his virginity to. Here they are in Miami over the weekend where they were actually naive enough to believe their publicists didn’t call every single paparazzi in the state twice. This resulted in a series of shots of them fleeing where you can literally see Justin bail on Selena like the awkward gentleman we all were at 16.
JUSTIN: Quick. We’re gonna have to separate. You go that way while I run to Kim Kardashian’s house and pay her for a handjob.
SELENA: What?
JUSTIN: Huh?
SELENA: ….
JUSTIN: I can have you killed.
Haha! Just like prom. On that note, want to avoid an uncontrollable urge to punch a minor to death because you spent 80% of high school playing Magic: The Gathering? Don’t click here.
Photos: INFdaily, Splash News
Please help me out, I went through all the photo’s carefully but still cant tell which is which, at any rate it has to be a setup, homo’s don’t just date girls by choice or for fun.
where exactly are these talentless, manufactured hacks going?
1. No keys.
2. No purse – either of them.
3. No discernible location in which “stuff” is eaten, purchased, or viewed.
Such as lame “paps” photoshoot.
lol, it’s you who don’t have any fashion sense.
He gets to nail the hot beaner Gomez. He’s a god in my book.
When did Lindsey and Sam get back….Oh, wait a second…Never mind.
First!
So that’s Tom and Katie when the were kids?
cant wait for the skinny jean “thing” to die
omg!! do u see her shirt. its half cute. and it shows her tummy. hahaha slutttt alert is coming out!!
i mean its half cut*
he is more worried about his hair then she is worried about her hair LMFAO and what is with his gay leather fairy boots?
bigger question is who is bearding for who ?
selena is a lesbian
justin is gay
guess she has to look normal “straight” because she is still on di$ney and they hate gays…and justin needs to stay looking like he is into girls because if his fandom of little girls and ugly teenage girls found out he is gay his fame would be over
I would shtoop the both of them. They both got purdy mouths. lol.
I love that look on her face
shes like
Fuck you bro
I don’t like this kid. I dont like his music and i don’t like the person he’s trying to be. And frankly i don’t like gomez she’s a fake disney artist. Sorry fans. Don’t attack me. I think that they make a cute couple though but whats with the running?
YES YOU AR RIGHT FLAVORFEST
ME TO
FUCK YOU TAY YOUR A SLUT