Aww. Justin Bieber Got His First Arranged Girlfriend.

December 20th, 2010 // 92 Comments

With Demi Lovato on her way to becoming Dominick Lovato and Miley Cyrus unable to meet a camera phone she won’t throw her career away in front of, the stage was set for Selena Gomez to become the first marketing-approved girlfriend for Justin Bieber to pretend he’ll lose his virginity to. Here they are in Miami over the weekend where they were actually naive enough to believe their publicists didn’t call every single paparazzi in the state twice. This resulted in a series of shots of them fleeing where you can literally see Justin bail on Selena like the awkward gentleman we all were at 16.

JUSTIN: Quick. We’re gonna have to separate. You go that way while I run to Kim Kardashian’s house and pay her for a handjob.
SELENA: What?
JUSTIN: Huh?
SELENA: ….
JUSTIN: I can have you killed.

Haha! Just like prom. On that note, want to avoid an uncontrollable urge to punch a minor to death because you spent 80% of high school playing Magic: The Gathering? Don’t click here.

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Kayne East

    I generally dig watching lesbians. I just can’t get into these two.

  2. Ukiddingme

    Since she’s already 18 shouldn’t we consider this a form of paedophilia and call the cops?

  3. MoozBoy

    Hey kid, you’ve got money. Why the fuck are you wearing $12 in clothes? Plain t-shirt, dumpy jeans, and bummy shoes?

  4. When1800

    Imagine that sex tape!! 15 secs of humping, followed by 30 mins of crying!!

  5. Will someone just please off him???? I am so tired of seeing his stupid face all over the TV. You would think he is the second coming of the Beatles…. And that fucking pasted down hair. The little butt pirate. die die die…… Ok I feel better now

    • trousers

      yes let’s not start by offing the west baptist church or some radical evangelical, let us kill the biebs to start the cleansing

  6. young lesbians in love.

  7. Since she’s 18 and he’s only 16, shouldn’t we be having the “OMG Pedophile sex0rz!!!!” reaction that we’d be having if the ages were reversed?

  8. They both run like girls.

  9. Alpha Pablo

    Marketing indeed!
    Bieber is as straight as Ricky Martin in 1998… little turd-burglar.

  10. Something tells me Kim pays him.

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    charlotte
    Commented on this photo:

    they are a very cutie couple i would not mind if they went together

  12. His pants are tighter then hers…

  13. GravyLeg

    Clearly he is so light in his loafers his feet won’t even touch the ground anymore…

  14. DarthBlue

    Can 2 girls lose their virginity if they scissor or will they make an exception cause it’s Justin Bieber?

  15. What a cute Fairy Tail.

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    Doomed!
    Commented on this photo:

    What a great relationship. They could totally wear each others clothes!

  17. Jeremy

    I condone bullying thanks to turds like this.

  18. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez
    flavorfest
    Commented on this photo:

    i wouldn’t want to be seen with him either

  19. “marketing-approved girlfriend for Justin Bieber”

    So true.

  20. babablacksheep

    Dear Santa,
    What do you want for Christmas?
    Ha-ha,
    Justin

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    rien
    Commented on this photo:

    they look just like whatsisname with the hair and whatshername with the sexts from those movies with the singing.

  22. Meh he’s annoying but he’s doing what we would all do given half the chance. Become a millionaire on mininal talent and take what he can get at his age. I’d fuckin do it. Yeah, he probably had to suck a few cock but he already had that tendency. So being 16, a multi millionaire, with cock and pussy waiting at his disposal, I say why not??? I can’t stand seeing his face everywhere either but I don’t blame him, I blame the schills who buy his albums and go to his concerts for demanding more of him.

    • trousers

      Better yet, blame the dead inside people who sign, produce, and market this spooge pop, only because they know little miss cutesy vag will buy it up untill her hymen pops.

    • Cardinal Fang

      My feelings too. We’re all just jealous cuz we’re not in his position.

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    Greenman
    Commented on this photo:

    Those two kids can’t dress for shit.

  24. Hollywood…where you are assigned a beard, even before you can grow one.

  25. Demi's Coke Binge

    I don’t see how Kim Kardashian would be able to give this chick a hand job. At best, she’d be fingering Bieber.

    Yes, I was talking about the girl with the high voice, not the pre-packaged, overexposed bundles of boobs who’s probably off screwing serial killers when Disney isn’t gushing about how good she is.

  26. ZigZagZoey

    Good enough for Roman Polanski, good enough for me I say!

  27. So the little homo gets an 18 year old girlfriend and he hasn’t even learned to lace his shoes yet? My fucking brain hurts…

  28. jojo

    His handlers have been worried he is going to chip his teeth on Kardashian’s dildo. ” Justin, you don’t have to turn it on.”

  29. Elle

    Isn’t Selena Gomez a little young to realize she’s a lesbian?

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    avil
    Commented on this photo:

    Selena does not have back skjaksjas

  31. ewwwwwwwwwww

    Justin Bieber looks like fugly lesbian.

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    absinthe
    Commented on this photo:

    I will NEVER see the appeal of Justin Bieber to anyone over the age of 10. Selena is 18, wouldn’t she rather date an older guy? These Disney relationships are so contrived.

  33. meiner

    do not be so stupid and believe each of his 15 minutes of fame for making false statements need

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    BENWAW
    Commented on this photo:

    Justin isn’t she on the other team?

  35. Kodos

    now which one is the bitch, again??

  36. SIN

    He goes to Kim K to compare note on how cum taste and the best way to get the guys off.

  37. Peter Pan and Wendy are running to catch the bus to Neverland Ranch.

  38. …”Ahh, Martha.” “Yes Mister Newman.” “Yea, before you go to lunch, put in a call to central casting, the Bieber lad needs a girlfriend for a week or two. The job pays scale.” “Yes Mister Newman, I’ll get on it right away….”

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    Julie
    Commented on this photo:

    They make a cute pair of lesbians

  40. nuby

    wow, she is 18. I must be getting old. If she was naked with her legs spread eagle in the air, I would look at her and say, “what you want me to do?”

  41. trousers

    Hey Fisch, did you really pay for 22 pictures of these cunts frolicking aboot?

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    jujee
    Commented on this photo:

    I never thought someone could look more gay than Justin Bieber while running next to Justin Bieber.

  43. The Listener

    So being a cute and clean cut teenage boy worth tons of money and having an equally cute girl friend (or girlfriend) makes him gay?

    And the fact that he was caught only a few months ago making out with a girl in his car and interviewed about it on TV by Barbara Walters couldn’t possibly make him straight, right?

    I can’t tell whether everyone posting here genuinely thinks he’s gay or if you’re just poking fun at him just because he’s a cute famous kid.

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    Nevaeh
    Commented on this photo:

    Now I have a REAL reason to hate justin. Motherfucker better step away from Selena!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  45. Chris

    Shouldn’t he have a butt where the belt is at???

  46. GeorgeWBush

    Wow, looks like the younger generation now have their own mini-version of Cruz and Holmes. Weird.

  47. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez
    noooooooo
    Commented on this photo:

    JB: I swear there’s nothing down there, I’m like a Ken Doll
    SG: LOL NO WAI

  48. jaime

    come on, selena! you can do better, he’s a freaking baby. at least your co-star was older than you, even if he wasn’t me…
    date a real man, not a tiny lesbian!

  49. Have you ever find yourself beween a rock and a rough place?

    Oh geez!. Bieb? you’re suppose to let her run in-front of you not the other way around.

    I need to get this kid under my wings!

  50. wim

    be patient all you F*GGOTS.
    he will suck c*cks………….HE WILL!!

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