“Oh, shit, am I below camo shorts? Pssh. 2007 called, Justin.”
Because tattooing Jesus’ name in Hebrew on his rib cage apparently wasn’t enough, Justin Bieber now has the face of everyone’s favorite socialist hippie/ironic mascot of modern conservatism tattooed on his calf. Because if there’s one thing Jesus’ eyes should see as they turn upward on the cross, it’s a smooth, creamy field of Maple ass-cheeks. (Pants a little tight, Usher?) Had that been in The Bible, I’m pretty sure The Crucifixion Story would’ve gone a lot differently. “Father, why have you forsaken- ooh, helllooooooo. Nobody pull me down from here.”
Photos: GSI Media
*First* Jesus looks sad, like he wants the Father to come take him away.
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The face on that tat seems to be saying “Im pretty sure I gave men testicles. What’s up with the vag? And why does the difficult brown look so much larger than normal?”
LOL!! I have just spit my Diet Coke all over hell! LOL
Why the hell is he getting Jesus tattooed all over himself! Seriously! That is so stupid!
Well he is the Maple Christ.
Jesus likes the upskirt as much as the next guy.
So Jesus has to sit there and watch him get banged in the ass by Usher or whoever for the rest of his life? Awesome…Bieber is such a tool.
I’m just going to put this out there – this isn’t any stupider than the shitload of tats that every half-witted celebrity is getting.
oooh…awesome comment! it isn’t any stupider…but it’s mighty stupid, like all of them…and I could be wrong, but isn’t there something in the Bible about the body being a temple and shouldn’t be defiled?? blasphemy while feigning holiness…always nice
if any of these pussy-ass celebs really wanna be edgy [looking YOUR way, russell brand] – how about a tat of muhammed on the shitter or somethin?? c’mon people, grow a fuckin pair
There’s something in the Bible about just about everything, including the proper way to beat your slaves, when it’s ok to dash your kid’s head with rocks, and being prideful is the equivalent of being gay (both are considered “abominations”).
Since when did stupider become a word? Just putting it out there.
Not that it matters in such a grammatically haughty place like The Superficial, but “stupider” is acceptable.
While you’re checking, look up “go fuck yourself” and see if that’s in there.
Yup, that’s in the also douche face
“That’s in the also?” That sucks when you rag a guy for casual English then fuck up a simple word.
what a cockstain. Jesus loves calf tattoos.
Those camo pants have 15 billion pockets but he still carries his phone and keys in his hand.
Classy
Justin’s next move is to open his own “church” and make Selena wear makeup and dress like Tammy Faye Baker. That way he can earn money for himself AND Jesus.
But I don’t even believe in Jebus!
mohammed ali will be next.
…….ON HIS UPPER LIP, folks!!
Oh look, Forrest Gump got hisself a new handle. The quantum of suckitude is still the same.
+1
Trying to be All Things To All People:
Little white Canadian boy from privileged background in idyllic rural town crossing over to become American Hip-Hop/R&B/and soon to be Rap star.
Photographed kissing Selena and ogling her creamy caffe latte mounds while under Usher’s “tutelage”.
Appealing to the Dems “Ahh, he’s just a nice, clean-cut kid!” and to the Republicans “Abortion is Murder. I can’t name well-known geographical regions of the world. I have a Jesus Tattoo!”
To the Christians “I LOVE Jesus so much he’s on my calf for, like, LIFE, eh!” and to the Jews “But I got his name in Hebrew on my ribs, y’all!”
One day he’s going to be called on it, and have to express a real, non-album selling view… and that’s when the ‘House Of Bieber’ will collapse.
Can’t wait…!
Unfortunately, this one actually has to witness the Difficult Brown in action.
Jesus tattoos are one of the cutest forms of irony.
I like how Jesus appears to be rolling his eyes at this fuckin kid. I know, Jesus. I’m not in the mood for this shit today either. Now, about the apocalypse…
Is it wrong of me to want to bang this dude in the worst, demeaning way possible, and send him crying back to his trailer trash daddy?
Wrong? Nay, deranged.
Not at all.
First you will have to define “bang”; at first glance the sentence makes me think Adam Lambert is behind this persona. Personally, I’d beat the shit out of the little snot.
People getting this particular tattoo never seem to be aware that they’re wearing Jesus making the ultimate “Bitch Please” face on their bodies forever.
But when is Jebus going to teach Bieby baby to pull up his goddam pants?
Even Jesus looks exasperated.
He put that tattoo where it is because he doesn’t want Jesus to see him doing nasty things to Selena’s sweet latina ass.
Yea take that Jesus!!!!
Actually wasn’t he punished enough?
“Wait, is that Justin’s ass up there? That whole Crucifixion thing, totally worth it now!”
Sorta looks like a Zombie Jesus, but that’s redundant.
Oh, that is going to be soooo bad when (if) he grows. Imagine it all stretched…..
I hear the neighbors complain about he and Selena being loud … they keep hearing ‘Let Jesus fuck you, let Jesus fuck you!!!’
Even Jesus is rolling his eyes.
Shame on you! Coffee all over my computer!
Who the hell eats at SHAKEYS PIZZA?
Selena must have vetoed the tramp stamp. The difficult brown becomes impossible when your strap-on keeps going limp.
Holy Shit, who cares about this useless like twerp, why is his life so important?? Let’s see some stories on REAL people like people in the Army, Navy, Air Force & Marines! You stupid Hollywood assholes need to get a fucking clue as to who counts in this world and it sure ain’t this young punk. Damn!!
Three religious tattoos, one for after every time he and Selena banged
Yeah you jerks, why is this celebrity news site full of celebrities and not our troops in iraq! For shame!
That’s not how the messiyah Yahoshua looked but whateva
first of all…i think that if you’re gonna put some celebrities pictures on here…you might as well get their names right….its BIEBER…by the way…