Justin Bieber Got Another Jesus Tattoo

“Oh, shit, am I below camo shorts? Pssh. 2007 called, Justin.”

Because tattooing Jesus’ name in Hebrew on his rib cage apparently wasn’t enough, Justin Bieber now has the face of everyone’s favorite socialist hippie/ironic mascot of modern conservatism tattooed on his calf. Because if there’s one thing Jesus’ eyes should see as they turn upward on the cross, it’s a smooth, creamy field of Maple ass-cheeks. (Pants a little tight, Usher?) Had that been in The Bible, I’m pretty sure The Crucifixion Story would’ve gone a lot differently. “Father, why have you forsaken- ooh, helllooooooo. Nobody pull me down from here.”

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