“Goddammit, Jennifer Love Hewitt. For the last time, he won’t marry you.”
Here’s Justin Bieber at last night’s Game 7 in Miami where not only did get he booed after his face was shown on the Jumbotron, but he also got burned by Topanga for his stupid, front-running hat. And if you have no idea what a Topanga is, why aren’t you in school? This is a grown-up site where we talk about serious, grown-up things, so shoo, scram. I’m not explaining myself to another PTA. You hear me, Hansen!
This astronaut should have taken his helmet off at the game. twitter.com/daniellefishel…
— Danielle Fishel (@daniellefishel) June 4, 2013
It’s no Olivia Wilde, but it’ll do, pig. It’ll do.