Justin Bieber Threatens To ‘Beat The F*ck’ Out Of Photographer, Hilariously Thinks That’s Possible

March 8th, 2013 // 119 Comments
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Chris Brown and Justin Bieber have been friends for a while now, and if there’s one helpful piece of advice that Chris gave Justin it’s, “Always give into every stupid, violent impulse you have. You’re rich.” So here’s Justin outside the hospital where he was supposedly super sick, you guys, going absolutely apeshit after he bumped into a photographer. TMZ reports:

The photog — clearly upset by the physical contact — immediately claimed he was assaulted … and began to cuss out Bieber, who was already inside the waiting SUV.
But Bieber clearly heard the photog’s insults (“f**k off back to America”, “f**king little moron”) … ’cause the singer opened his SUV door and sprung out of the car … trying to attack the photog.
While Bieber’s bodyguard held him back, the singer screamed … “What the f**k you say?”
The photog shot back — “You heard what I said … you heard what I f**king said, mate.”
Bieber replied, “I’ll f**king beat the f**k out of you.”
Justin tried to swing at the photog, but his bouncers kept the singer at bay … and eventually pushed him back inside the SUV.

And by “pushed him back inside the SUV” TMZ means his bodyguard literally picked him up and put him in his car seat which is the only way to describe what’s happening this pic. Though God help them if they brought the wrong juice box. Justin hates grape. “Shit’s yucky!”

Photos: FameFlynet

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  1. Justin Bieber Fight Paparazzi London
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    Question: Is his mommy embarrassed by him yet? Or does she enjoy this cash cow of a boy?

  2. little turtle head

    This was a stunt… Google search tupac spits at photographer. then go to images. its when he left court in a redwings jersey with a red bandana on. there is actually a video of him spitting and yelling fuck them while his handlers pull him away. they put tupac in a caravan much like this and someone puts there hand over his mouth. this whole thing was staged…

  3. Burt

    When he threatened the photographer, he laughed at him and replied, “Lose your %@cking bouncers”. The little beaver came so close to getting his ass kicked.

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    child please
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    jumps in casket and slams lid shut. i’m dead already. i couldn’t survive the hilarity of this pic and that post.

  5. ratamac

    bitch fight! bitch fight!!!

    well, half of one, anyway…

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    Gina
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    Must be like holding back a rabid chihuahua..probably sounds the same too.

  7. Dear Justin Bieber’s Mom
    Please stop Justin from embarrassing our country.
    Regards Canada

  8. Fresco

    The bodyguard is going to be fired, I bet Bieber is blaming him for looking like a moron.
    But, the job was shitty anyway…

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    Turd Fergusson
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    One handed too. Is that Beeb’s water and cell in his other hand?

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    Dweeber
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    Bieber is going to bust out the “claw” . I haven’t seen that move since the good old WWF days

  11. Inigo Montoya

    “Hold me back bro!”

  12. Justin Bieber Fight Paparazzi London
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    “Thug LIGHT biatch!”

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    max hole
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    he doesn’t look remotely threatening. if that’s his mean angry face… i just.. i dunno. he sucks.

  14. I think I’d be more afraid if I were attacked by the baby on the side of the little Gerber bottles.

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    Don Draper's Dad
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  16. lolcopter

    somebody should pay a bum a to deck this kid just for kicks… lols

  17. Burt

    His bodyguards sure aren’t very big…I’m guessing that’s because he wants to create the illusion that he weighs more than 115 pounds on camera.

  18. Ew, go back to CANADA. Don’t pin this one on the U.S.–for once we don’t deserve the blame.

  19. maxconrad

    Poor little Justin.

    He thinks because he hangs out with a bunch of “gangsta” dressed lickspittles and acts like he’s from the ‘hood then he is in the badass club.

    That chicken wing weenie couldn’t snap a Tylenol in half.

  20. I like how the photog didn’t say go back to Canada. I don’t want him here. thanks. :)

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    Britt
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    Cocaine is a hell of a drug

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    marosi
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    if that’s not a picture of a retarded midget i’m a monkey’s uncle.

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    BRo
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    Shouldn’t it have been “F*** Off Back To Canada EH?!”
    The car seat was still strapped to his behind and the bouncer had to pick the sippy cup off the floor.

  24. kery

    What a fool and a clown :D

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    Evilgeniusnz
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    You know you fail at being a tough guy when you look less scary than ‘grumpy cat’.

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    Nonnie Moose
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    WAAAH!!! I want my binky!

  27. Justin Bieber Fight Paparazzi London
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    1994 bitches! aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

  28. Justin Bieber Fight Paparazzi London
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    I oughta busk you right in the mush.

  29. Justin Bieber Fight Paparazzi London
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    Somebody ppplease drop him off on the wrong side of any major city looking and acting just like this. Would love to watch he and Chris Brown claw it out to the death.

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    rimShot
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    pull your pants up while you’re at it you moron

  31. Justin Bieber Fight Paparazzi London
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    Aw….somebody’s cwanky! Did the pap steal his “binky”?

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    johnh
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    j-ho,rihanna.beyonce all kartrashians bieber jay z will smith chris bitchbrown flavor-aid,shoot them all!

  33. Justin Bieber Fight Paparazzi London
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    I’m always reminded of my grandma’s Pomeranian when I see Justin being “restrained” by his bodyguards (who are there to keep his ass from getting kicked, not to stop him from stomping people).

    The Pomeranian used to peer out between my grandma’s ankles and yap and growl at people and other dogs. If the dogs growled or snapped back at the Pom, the little furball would whine and beg for grandma to pick him up.

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