Chris Brown and Justin Bieber have been friends for a while now, and if there’s one helpful piece of advice that Chris gave Justin it’s, “Always give into every stupid, violent impulse you have. You’re rich.” So here’s Justin outside the hospital where he was supposedly super sick, you guys, going absolutely apeshit after he bumped into a photographer. TMZ reports:
The photog — clearly upset by the physical contact — immediately claimed he was assaulted … and began to cuss out Bieber, who was already inside the waiting SUV.
But Bieber clearly heard the photog’s insults (“f**k off back to America”, “f**king little moron”) … ’cause the singer opened his SUV door and sprung out of the car … trying to attack the photog.
While Bieber’s bodyguard held him back, the singer screamed … “What the f**k you say?”
The photog shot back — “You heard what I said … you heard what I f**king said, mate.”
Bieber replied, “I’ll f**king beat the f**k out of you.”
Justin tried to swing at the photog, but his bouncers kept the singer at bay … and eventually pushed him back inside the SUV.
And by “pushed him back inside the SUV” TMZ means his bodyguard literally picked him up and put him in his car seat which is the only way to describe what’s happening this pic. Though God help them if they brought the wrong juice box. Justin hates grape. “Shit’s yucky!”
Photos: FameFlynet
Shouldn’t be too long now before he shaves his head and attacks an SUV with an umbrella.
I can’t wait.
Shouldn’t be too long now before he shaves…period!
Shouldn’t be too long now before his first period.
This is just hilarious.
I think I’d be frightened if some brandished a box of Kleenex at me.
No worries. Most boxes of Kleenex have had the firing pins removed.
*more frightened
woot!!!
omg i just dies laughing
damn me too jesus !!
and next on Comedy Central…..
glad the photog said “go back to America” he doesn’t know he’s from Canada and a lot of us are happy about that.
From what I’ve seen and heard, just about the most daft and silly fuckers in the Western world are British. Gay misogynist AND stupid.
I’ll bet it was the “f**k off back to America” line that set Justin off the most. Because he’s Canadian, and in their hearts, Canadians consider themselves closer to Britain than America. “We still have the Queen on our money! We’re metric! Don’t lump us in with the States—independence was a mistake! Forgive us! We’re just you with different accents!”
Also, that time Canada’s Prime Minister got the Queen to dissolve Canada’s Parliament for him because they were being great big meanies. (Oh yeah, Canada’s really independent, all right.)
Maple Boy should bear in mind that he needs the paps more than they need him. They’ll still be around after the tweener panties have dried and the Bieb is just another forgotten heart-throb hairball flavor of the week.
This Canadian is pretty much fed up with the very sound of a British accent, never mind the idea that we’re closer to the Brits than the Americans. Englishmen tend to be obnoxious, women-hating bum blasters.
Does an English person owe you money?
What’s really funny is the fact he’s stupid enough to think he could fight in those pants.
Whats really funny is that he thinks he can fight.
That’s his ‘sodomy face’.
“I’m gonna tell my mom!!!”
Be careful, those teeth are dangerous. You wouldn’t want him to know at your legs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZO6ch_ocWg
I wonder whether any portion of this event was real.
It was caught on tape by TMZ, you should look it up. Crazy funny in his high pitched voice
He’s about to beat the fuck out of someone!
* The bodyguard , I mean….
This is a meme just waiting to happen.
Bieber’s not ammused.
Grumpy Cat is sitting at home going ‘Oh well, I had a good run while it lasted’.
So wanted his body guard to just move out the way so this little fucker would shit his pants realizing that he would have to fight and 100% chance would get his ass kicked.
He and Chris Brown are the two biggest bitches on the planet. Studio gangsters as Eazy E would have described them.
If he is lucky he will just get his ass kicked, but with the company he keeps, he might end up on the wrong side of the barrel of a gun one day.
right/wrong sides of the barrel are relative terms.
100% of the time I don’t want to be on the end that ends my life so I consider that the wrong end of the barrel.
When is he going to start flashing his pussy?
Look at how low that asshole’s pants are. Do you think you can fight a fully grown man with your pants hanging off your ass? Even if you were a physical match for him, those pants:
1) Will restrict the movement of your legs
2) At the first sudden move you make they’ll most likely fall to your ankles.
What a jackass. He needs to get the shit kicked out of him like Shia LeBeouf did a while back.
I say we put Bieber, Shia and Weston Cage in the ring and may the biggest pussy win.
Can we add Chris Brown to the list?
I dunno, Chris beats up women, I can’t imagine those three would pose much of a challenge.
Cut him some slack. He just needs a diaper change.
Lol the pants was the first thing that I noticed! WTF? They are literally not even CLOSE to covering his underwear.
Think they fell down in his voracious attempt at a beat down?
That bodyguards just wishing he could let him go!
You can almost hear the body guard saying, “Easy there, Champ…”
Notice how the bodygaurd isn’t even trying? It’s like he’s holding a fluffy bunny!
I have never, EVER laughed harder at a picture on this site.
It really is hard getting a toddler into his seat. And you just know the second you get the fifty belts and clips finished he’s gonna say he has to go pee pee.
OMG He thinks he is 6 foot 5 in when he is a MIDGET…what is 5 foot 2 in…..My Daughter could kick his ASS. What a Puss:)
I see no reason to believe that JB hates grape.
I presume you refer to Purple Drank.
This a$$hat needs his head handed to him. The bouncer should’ve slipped and let the photographer pound the snot out of this douchebag. I’m embarrassed to be Canadian when someone asks where he’s from.
This little bitch boy needs to get the shit kicked out of him. If there was ever a poster boy for the entitled little pricks of the world, it’s little dick Bieber.
SWAAAAGGIIIIIEEEEE
Seriously, you need to fix your damn site. It works on my Mac, but you can’t see or make any comments on Chrome, that is when it does not have the malware shit happening to it.
And the slide shows don’t work correctly: The pictures change, but the descriptions do not. Also on Chrome.
take it easy on Bieber . He’s got a nasty yeast infection. Maybe offer him some cranberry juice for the bloating
Maybe some hot chocolate and a warm bath . That might make the cramps less painfull
This guy has probably never been in a real fight in his entire life. The only time he’s spitting blood is when the dentist is a little careless or he bites his lip inadvertently.
Brave with a cadre of bodyguards who are probably ex – marines . so far removed from the real world he doesn’t even see how inappropriate his sissy outburst is .
World: please stop buying his shitty products ! he can then go back to canada and farm maple syrup or can beer
Sometimes after a big day when the GP’s come to visit or we’ve been out to a movie, my little man gets like this too. Of course, my kid is 5 and will grow out of being a self-absorbed crazy person. Maybe the bodyguard should try a timeout or taking away Lego Batman. Works great for us.
“Unh, Brian Urlacher put girlie boy back in his booster chair, now.”
hahahahahahaha
i hope the world sees what a douchebag he looks like, and stops going to his shows.
I like how he waits for his handler to be there to grab him before he lunges, what a little puss. Needs to get the fuck beat out of him so he can perhaps turn into a normal person.
looks like a tickle fight…
With his pants sagging so low, isn’t he afraid his wiener will flop out and…oh, wait a minute. NOW I get it…
This lil bitch vs other lil bitch CBrown. No big bald bodyguards allowed. What happens: (a) fisticuffs, or (b) pants off dance off?
Sucker bet – no to “A”, maybe “B”. More likely? “C” – where they just do their respective “tough guy snarl” (see Billy Idol, circa 1983) and circle around, posing like they’ve actually hit another man in anger for about 20 minutes. Then then wave each other off and return to the nearest Orange Julius to stare at each other over a tasty, chilled orange beverage. Respective mom’s tuck them in that evening and read “Goodnight Moon” to their anxious lads.
What a bitch ho
Search youtube for “Bieber Oslo fans” and you’ll see that we’re stuck with the little fuck. There’s no fucking hope for humanity.
The ex-commando is like “Stop, oh stop. sigh. Or I’ll have to use my other arm too. Yawn.”
“Ok. Fine. We’ll do it like this.”
Come here you big boy! I think it’s time to change someone’s nappy!
He’s so gangsta. *eye roll*
The white Chris Brown, without the wifebeater rap, ugh. Needs to finish his Aaron Carter morph and go away already.
Ha! Just read the first sentence under the pic, great minds & all. And both these little douches have a chip up their butts about getting where they are in the biz by taking it up the butt. Just a philosophical observation.
LOL. Oh damn. He really looks fearsome. too funny
he missed Chris and Usher giving him the high hard one in the dressing room. A little ass pounding and he relaxes
He found out that selena now wants a real man instead of a boy, so he’s lashing out at people that can’t hurt him
What’s the 1994 on his hat represent? The number of cocks he’s sucked since January 1st?
Wow, he looks very haggard in the face.
Also, just outside the way station where former teen heartthrobs gather to catch the train to Hell, Leif Garrett is saving him a seat.
“I’m strong. I can fight. I can KICK!”
“Jesus, is he gonna do this every time he wakes up from a ‘Selina’ dream?”
“Be careful, everyone. He has a Black Belt in Handbag!”
Err…hate to dis the little fella’s attempt to be gangsta, but that’s not an SUV—its a Chrysler minivan.
Is is just me, or does anyone else feel like wearing out three pair o’ kneecaps kicking this kid’s ass?
i think he gets paid for his pics in penis.