Justin Bieber Fans: ‘If He Kicked His Grandmother, She Probably Had It Coming’

June 28th, 2013 // 22 Comments
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WATCH: Justin Bieber's Fans Are F-cking Idiots

Here’s Jimmy Kimmel reminding everyone that not only does Justin Bieber still have an army of tween crazies that’s entirely supportive of whatever crimes he commits, but they’re gullible idiots who actually believe he’d win in a fist-fight against an elderly woman when there’s no way that’s possible. Even if he had a gun. “Time to go blickety blam, gramma. Just as soon as you get over here and pull this trigger for me. They hurt my finger.”

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  1. What a bunch of mindless retards.

  2. Well, I guess it’s time to pull out that rope and rickety stool I keep in my desk for just such an occasion…

  3. rantatonne

    I would watch Lie News as a daily tv show

  4. Emmett Till's severed penis

    WHAT, no Paula Deen post today?!


  5. The future of America… Good luck to us all!

  6. cc

    The fact he still has fans is marginally less depressing than contemplating that Chris Brown still has fans.

  7. Teenaged girls are known for their excellent decision making skills, as evidenced here.

  8. MD2020

    So I say to him, “Look buddy, your car was upside down when we got here. And as for yoru Grandma, she shouldn’t have mouthed off like that!”

  9. I love the balance he achieves between glam, pop and gangsta and . I call it, “Glopsta.”

  10. AteIsEnough

    BIGGEST…DOUCHE…EVER, and the vagina to match.

  11. Swearin

    Is it wrong if I say those last two girls are going to be smokin hot in 5 years? Then again, if they continue to be that stupid they better hope that their looks don’t fade

  12. Freebie

    This is the future generation? Lord help us.

  13. Justin could be throwing baby hamsters in a wood chipper these girls would hit puberty real quick.

  14. Shouldn’t Justin be registered on some watch list in some neighborhood?

  15. Am I the only one that thought it was pink when they saw the Thumbnail?

  16. Andrew

    Someone should write a thorough and comprehensive paper on why Bieber has fans to begin with. Maybe if that shit was explained to me I could make more sense of it. Maybe then I would stop having anger headaches. Maybe then I could, dare I say, belieb?

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