ALL HAIL #BBARE THE #TEFLONG #DONG
Ahem. Break it off:
Let me explain y’all mothafuckas how da world works.
If my boy wants to race through Miami with a sho-dee ridin’ shotgun in a Lambo. #Yalldealwiddit
If my boy want to violate da rules and reggae nations of airline travel. #Yalldealwiddit
If my boy needs to drain his dang-o-lang in a poh-leese station. #Yalldealwiddit
If my boy wants to address his people with a word his people gotdamn took back. #Yalldealwiddit
And if my boy needs to egg some cracka’s house for failin’ to recognize da King of Ontario-Town?
#YALL #DEAL #WIDD #IT
From dat Sex In Da City bitch’s mouf. (Get it? Cuz she a horse? — Man, fuck y’all.)
Justin Bieber will be charged Wednesday with misdemeanor vandalism for egging his neighbor’s house.
The L.A. County District Attorney will file the charge … after months of trying to decide whether to file the case as a misdemeanor or a felony. …
One prosecutor who investigated the case told the victim of the attack, “If this isn’t a felony, nothing is.”
Apparently the big wigs in the office disagreed.
Y’all just dealt widdit. #CHURCH
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