Justin Bieber Got Arrested For DUI

January 23rd, 2014 // 62 Comments
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Aww yeah, B-Bare’s up in you, Miami, and shit is poppin’ OFF. Models. Clubs. Street racing, POH-LECE. The numba one WILD KID is straight yolking dem asses. Make some NOOOOOOOOISSE. TMZ reports:

We’re told Bieber had just left a club and was driving a yellow Lamborghini at the time cops spotted him in a residential neighborhood. Sources say the person Justin was racing was also arrested — he was in a red Lambo.
Justin had a passenger in the car — a model.
Based on what we know … the traffic stop was for drag racing and cops determined he was driving under the influence.

And welcome to the end of Justin Bieber who’s now joined the Child Star Turned Walking Punchline ranks of Aaron Carter and what’s her face? The red-headed chick with the jugs? Became a hooker? It’s not important. Back to my point, where does Justin Bieber even go from here? He was a teeny-bopping, bubble gum pop star with a 13-year-old girl audience who has no fucking clue who or what an Eminem is, so they don’t want to hear “Lose Yourself” when their parents paid good money for them to hear songs about holding hands in math class. Not to mention, the kid looks like a goddamn My Buddy doll trying way too hard to look street, so there’s no way to take him seriously as the hip-hop artist he so desperately, and comically, wants to be. Because this is exactly how that would play out:

“Yo, nigga, this is a jackin!”
“Yo, nigga, you’re from Canada, and I’m calling your mother.”
“Aw, shucks, mister, I’m sorry.”

Just like that.

Photos: Pacific Coast News / Fame/Flynet, INFphoto

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  1. Lord Helmet

    Maybe there was a reason why not even Selena Gomez could float his boat. So, hopefully, finally he will be sexually satisfied. Whether he wants it or not.

  2. EDWARD ELIZABETH HITLER

    The steaming great twat likes to hang around with street garbage so what the hell do you expect? Bieber is like J-Roc from the Trailer Park Boys.

    And anyway what the hell is up with that picture? If they’re in Miami why the fuck are they wearing parkas and hoods? Oh right, they’re “street”.

  3. Beltliner

    That boy is in for such a spanking when he gets home!

  4. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    God almost answered all our prayers here. Guess it was too much to ask for this clown to total his car in a head-on with a busload of Kardashians and Lohans. But we’re very happy all the same.

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    Lord Helmet
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    The woman in the background is laughing her ass off.

  6. A celebrity arrested for a DUI? Oh no! 28 or 35 more of those things and he might have to pretend to perform a weekend of community service!*

    (Deduct 2 to 4 violations if he ever actually kills someone).

    • Jack

      Miami, unlike LA, doesn’t give a rat’s ass who you are. They bust models and Wall Street bankers ALL THE TIME. Prince or pauper; unless your name is Obama, Biden, or Rick Scott; they don’t care who you are or what your net worth is.

      • cmonreally

        Yeah, Florida law only cares if you’re white or black. Which in Bieber’s case, will be confusing for them. Do they let him off because he is genetically white, or throw the book at him because he “acts black?”

      • D-chi

        It’s true. They will arrest literally anyone. I can only imagine what would’ve happened if he’d had a drag race in Pinecrest. They would’ve already carried out the death sentence.

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    Lord Helmet
    Commented on this photo:

    Easy Rider – 2014. Dennis Hopper would be laughing his ass off.

  8. logan

    fo shizzle my nizzle de bunk to the hizzle.
    I don’t know what I just typed, but this news makes me happy.
    Maybe I could be a rapper?

  9. Greg

    Remember how Macaulay Culkin went crazy after he got way from Michael Jackson? The same thing is happening here. Bieber was a sweet innocent boy when Usher was jesus juicing him. I think what Bieber needs now is to get back on the shaft of Usher and ride this out. With Usher, Bieber could really slide down from the mountain.

  10. elephantman

    Little bitch just got slapped! HAHA!

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    So Paul Walker dies in a fiery crash but Bieber just gets arrested for DUI? Couldn’t you have switched that around, God?

    • Satan's Right Hand

      No way!!! Let’s not make a martyr out of this little bag of dicks. It’s better to just watch him squander his fortune and end up on some VH1 reality show in 10-15 years trying to marry Flava Flav.

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    Pics like this remind me that the teenage years are still something we’re going to have to deal with. God I hope my kid doesn’t turn into a little wiener like this one.

  13. Lindsay Lohan

    Come on Justin, get your shit together.

  14. Justin Bieber Before Getting Arrested For DUI Drag Racing
    Senor Trout
    Commented on this photo:

    Little Bieber – desperately wants to be black.
    Slightly Less Little Biever – desperately wants to be a more clean-shaven Billy Ray Cyrus.

    Good luck with all that, fellas.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    His life would now best serve the public good by dying in a horrible drunk while scooting accident.. I think the message sent to America’s youth would be very clear.

  16. Bane

    My God man. The Captain and Tennille are getting divorced and this is news?

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    what a total badass.
    wouldnt wanna run into that in a dark alley.

    oh and the beibz looks tots lol.

  18. anonymous

    Hopefully Miami can do a much better job than Los Angeles at actually prosecuting celebrities.

    The D.A. in Los Angeles is a big (but well paid off) joke.

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    dick thunder
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    Justin Bieber in Florida wearing a black hoodie. WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU ZIMMERMAN?!!!

  20. Justin Bieber Before Getting Arrested For DUI Drag Racing
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    Nice costumes, guys. What are you supposed to be?

  21. Sheppy

    Girl looks hot though.

  22. Just this once

    The eloquence of this post! I want to learn to embroider just so I can immortalise it on a pillow.

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    Mr. Beiber is trying really hard to look like a db from Entourage.

  24. I was going for hope that this little turd nugget was going for a fist fight with the cop,s so they can give him a ass kicking.

  25. JimBB

    I actually saw footage of him this morning on some red carpet, trying to pose all gangsta-style for the photographers. It was so pathetic that I actually felt sorry for him. His whole life is just a really bad imitation.

  26. If Bieber could manage to get photographed punching a hooker, that would really make my week complete.

  27. So I guess officers Stacey Koon, Laurence Powell, Timothy Wind and Theodore Briseno weren’t on the case in Miami… too bad.

  28. At some point, ideally before he kills someone while playing Vin Diesel with his remoras, popular culture is going to have an “The Emperor Has No Clothes” moment with this boy, and realize they are looking at a whiter-than-white Canadian whose androgyny leans far more to the fem than the him. This is what you would get if record executives had a genetics lab, and crossed Anne Murray with Easy E. He can’t sing; the “music” he “makes” is repetitive and generic, and were it not for fame, his co-opting of a culture utterly not his own would be universally recognized as so ridiculous it borders on racist parody. He is a walking Halloween costume of dubious taste. Compound this with a sense of ignorant, arrogant indestructibility only money can buy, and you’ve got a time bomb in the form of a pack of sugarless bubblegum.

    He is going to hurt someone soon, and more than likely within the walls of his own gated community.

  29. From his mug shot, you can tell he’s really broken up over the whole incident. Fucking little asshole. He doesn’t give one shit. He has more money than he could spend in ten lifetimes. In this day and age people don’t just stop being famous anymore. If you were famous for one specific thing, and you either don’t do that thing anymore or no one wants to buy what you produce, then guess what? You just go on being famous for being famous and the money keeps piling up.

    Honestly, why should he give a fuck how anyone feels about what he does? There are literally no consequences to him behaving anyway he likes. It has been more than ten fucking years since Lindsay Lohan did anything anyone gave a shit about other than be an absolute piece of shit trainwreck, but she’s still in the press every fucking day. And now Oprah has decided to descend from her summer home on Mt. Olympus to tell us all that LL is a movie star again because Oprah wills it to be so. And it will probably work.

    And the reason is, as always, 90% of Americans are complete and total fucking morons.

  30. Say What

    I can’t decide if he needs to find Jesus or George Zimmerman. He’s fucked either way.

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    Phuqueue
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey everybody look!!!…. VANILLA ICE finally found his long lost illegitimate daughter!! Ain’t she pretty?

  32. The Dude

    Driving around fucked up on weed, booze and pills?
    And they spotted him in his indiscreet yellow Lambo you say?

    Wow. How on earth was he ever spotted.

  33. I will have no satisfaction until AP and Reuters report that bieberbitchboy was put into isolation after being sexually assaulted by a violent prison gang.

  34. Swearin

    And the girl with him looks like Kim Kardashian hahahahahaha. Oh this is a gift, a wonderful, blessed gift from on high

  35. Ha ha, why am I not surprised he was with that professional slut Chantel Jeffries. She and that whore Draya from Basketball Wives are best friends. She probably called the cops herself so she could get name her out there and become famous. This fucking idiot Bieber.

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    AweseomeTownie
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    Juggalos!

  37. logan

    Know what probably pisses this little micro man off the most? On the police report under ethnicity they wrote ANGLO. Now we all have proof that the Biebs is white and not black. The MAN said so!

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    CK
    Commented on this photo:

    Please, the elderly woman in the black jacket on a hot Miami day’s got more cred than this douche.

  39. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    “Oddly enough, the guy who Bieber tried to unsuccessfully drag race was fellow Miami resident and guitar virtuoso Yngwie Malmsteen. Apparently, Beebs got pissy when Yngwie snickered at his Lambroghini (Yngwie is strictly a Ferrari kind of guy) and asked how the pint-sized Canadian managed to convince Stevie Wonder to take up cutting hair.

    Yngwie also reportedly laughed hysterically as he watched the little bastard get loaded into a squad car before pulling out one of his many Fender Stratocasters (he carries a few around in his dimension-warping coat) and playing “Happy Trails” with one hand much to the amusement of onlookers and officers from the Miami Police Department.”

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    mark
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, he looks tough.

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    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    I look at this shithead and think how little self-worth that bodyguard has to be ready to jump in front of a bullet to protect said shithead.

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    Bubba
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude, I can’t go with your dad watching

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