“A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Justin Bieber, a young loner on a crusade, to pop and lock the cause of the innocent, the boyfriend-less, the swagger-less. In a world of celebrities who operate above the law… Douche Rider.”
Here’s Justin Bieber riding – and standing – on his Ducati yesterday afternoon after getting pulled over for tooling around in his Ferrari the day before because he’s clearly lost the will to live. Which is a normal reaction to being an 18-year-old hornball who can’t decide which hot chick to bang at his convenience. Christ, at that age, I only had to worry about getting into college, working a full-time job to pay for it and figuring out how to guilt my girlfriend into giving me a handjob while her mom’s at the grocery store. He’s practically in a prison.
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Who in their right fucking mind signed off on an 18 year old getting a Ducati bike?………plus he looks to be a scrawny 120Lbs child on it, if he even stops awkwardly it’s going over on him.
Thumbs up for anyone who actually heard let alone remembers the night rider theme.
Is he really wearing clothes that match the colors of his motorbike?
Where is a 16-ton truck out of control when you need one…
Aww…He got the training wheels taken off of his big boy bike,
Justin Bieber has a 200mph Ducati Pangile which he rides (badly) without proper safety gear in traffic. There is a god!
Well, if he does crash and burn, I hope they bury his god awful shoe collection along with him.
super squid.
Well Justin I have always supported you and your endeavors and I won’t stop here. Good luck trying to kill yourself, and I truly mean that!
this little dude has so much money he has no idea what to do with it. Too bad he cannot get a doby transplant to stop looking as Heidi.