Justin Bieber’s Trying To Kill Himself

November 15th, 2012 // 68 Comments
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“A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Justin Bieber, a young loner on a crusade, to pop and lock the cause of the innocent, the boyfriend-less, the swagger-less. In a world of celebrities who operate above the law… Douche Rider.”

Here’s Justin Bieber riding – and standing – on his Ducati yesterday afternoon after getting pulled over for tooling around in his Ferrari the day before because he’s clearly lost the will to live. Which is a normal reaction to being an 18-year-old hornball who can’t decide which hot chick to bang at his convenience. Christ, at that age, I only had to worry about getting into college, working a full-time job to pay for it and figuring out how to guilt my girlfriend into giving me a handjob while her mom’s at the grocery store. He’s practically in a prison.

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  1. banner man

    Who in their right fucking mind signed off on an 18 year old getting a Ducati bike?………plus he looks to be a scrawny 120Lbs child on it, if he even stops awkwardly it’s going over on him.

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    Thumbs up for anyone who actually heard let alone remembers the night rider theme.

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    kilgore trout
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    Is he really wearing clothes that match the colors of his motorbike?
    Where is a 16-ton truck out of control when you need one…

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    The collective "meh"
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    Aww…He got the training wheels taken off of his big boy bike,

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    Justin Bieber has a 200mph Ducati Pangile which he rides (badly) without proper safety gear in traffic. There is a god!

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    Well, if he does crash and burn, I hope they bury his god awful shoe collection along with him.

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    super squid.

  8. Skink

    Well Justin I have always supported you and your endeavors and I won’t stop here. Good luck trying to kill yourself, and I truly mean that!

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    this little dude has so much money he has no idea what to do with it. Too bad he cannot get a doby transplant to stop looking as Heidi.

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