Selena Gomez Didn’t Wear A Bra This Weekend And Possibly Got Drunk With Justin Bieber

March 12th, 2012 // 67 Comments
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When you conduct high stakes Internet journalism like I do, you’re often faced with tough decisions. Tough decisions like, what’s the real story here? Selena Gomez not wearing a bra so her tank top gives off the slightest hint of nip? Or Selena Gomez possibly leaving a bar drunk with Justin Bieber last night even though they’re both underage which would constitute a crime? Fortunately for you I went to college where I majored in haphazardly mashing shit together and calling it a day. On that note, I’m going to go out on a limb here and say Selena probably didn’t get drunk (The Biebs? Fucking gone.), mostly because she’s eating pickles in the braless shots which clearly means Justin Bieber had unprotected sex with her vagina thus fertilizing her eggs with his sperm. And, yes, we’re back to that, so allow me to suggest “Maplethorpe Gomez-Bieber.” It’s a strong name that practically punches you in the butt with thick maple heritage. It’d be child abuse not to use it.

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  1. Shasta

    I think both of these little stories could have never made it onto this site and you’d be fine, personally. If I never hear about either of these two again, it will be too soon.

  2. steve canyon

    …………….kids need a bra to “support” those pimples?

  3. Personally I like Jarabe Maplethorpe. The first name is spanish for ‘syrup’.

    • How about Douchebag? There are a lot of people with one name now and I think that would fit the Maple Christ’s son perfectly.

    • I see the name “Maplethorpe” and what I think of is in no way Canadian or Bieberesque. There’s definitely some butt-punching going on all right, though.

  4. Selena Gomez Braless
    The Listener
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    If you can see the pockets inside your shorts from the outside, the shorts are too short.

  5. I’d rather see unrestrained tits like this all day long over a pair of inflated, scar-riddled saline blister sacks.

  6. modemscrotum

    ya know the more i see her, the more i kinda wanna do her in the butt

  7. catapostrophe

    She looks like a Monchichi–not “hot” in the least.

  8. Deacon Jones

    SHe just needs to start slutting up the outfits and makeup a little bit, but that’s just me FOLKS!!!

  9. Selena Gomez Braless
    Liquify tool
    Commented on this photo:

    shrunken fuckin face

  10. JC

    This picture is proof that ducklips is quickly becoming an involuntary relfex among women. She’s not even looking at the camera in this one and yet, still, the ducklips.

    • Trek Girl

      Those aren’t duck-lips, that’s just something people do when they are making a decision. I know you’ve done that, or have seen people do that, way before the “duck-lips” thing showed up.

  11. Selena Gomez Braless
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    Looks like she just smelled a pile of shit!

  12. Selena Gomez Braless
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    Does anyone else think this chick has a weird face? Way overated. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!

  13. Selena Gomez Braless
    Great White Pygmy
    Commented on this photo:

    Selena Gomez, Jar of pickles Selena Gomez, Jar of pickles.
    I am a bad bad man.

  14. Selena Gomez Braless
    Austin (Danger) Powers
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    The picture you’d zoom.

  15. cc

    I imagine they have a pleasing bounce.

  16. cc

    Geez just goes to show you shouldn’t judge by appearances…the guy in the yellow striped shirt is the bouncer.

  17. Selena Gomez Braless
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    Eating pickles from the jar? Haven’t her and Bieber figured out birth control yet? Or maybe they’ve decided to bless us with Son of Maple Christ.

  18. That Justine Bieber is such a romantic. Selena told him on the phone, “Ya know, Canada Boy, sometimes I get the urge to suck on something that looks sort of like a cucumber.” So he sent her a jar of dill pickles.

  19. Selena Gomez Braless
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    Giant fucking head, big nose.

  20. Selena Gomez Braless
    Olivia Mung
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    There’s the little nip. Teeny tiny nip on tiny tits. Those are a solid B

    • jd6789

      her tits are perfect size and not at all tiny.

      Vanessae hudggens and demi lovato are fat and have no tits

  21. Joe Blow

    They’re fake.

    • Joe Blow

      One week she had no tits and a week later she had these. They are fake, small but fake.

    • cindy

      Everybody knows she had a boob job, you can’t grow boobs in a day.

      • Trek Girl

        You can when you’re in your teens and twenties.
        Boobs like hers can appear to change size drastically depending on what undergarments and clothes are over them. Based on these pictures and other pictures of her, there is no difference in breast size. They just look different because she’s wearing a tank top that doesn’t show cleavage, and no bra. The boobs she has now are the boobs she’s had this whole time – all natural and homegrown.

  22. Kyle

    Personally I’m insulted that these staged paparazzi photos are sold to websites as though they are candid. This is the latest idea from movie studios, they create fake paparazzi pictures while filming their movies to create a buzz.
    She knows the cameras are there. She knows they will be taking her photo when she exits her trailer. If I’m wrong at least consider that since this movie has started production we have seen the same photo everyday of them exiting their trailers. By now they know someone is taking their picture on set, if they have internet access, let’s not be stupid.

  23. Selena Gomez Braless
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    Braless, jorts, and Uggs? Really?

  24. Selena Gomez Braless
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    Queue the pregnancy rumors in 3…2….1…

  25. Selena Gomez Braless
    old perv
    Commented on this photo:

    nipple. fwap fwap fwap

  26. Selena Gomez Braless
    Mama Pinkus
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    she looks like Dubya Bush

  27. Selena Gomez Braless
    Mama Pinkus
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    she looks like a troll, literally

  28. Selena Gomez Braless
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    Besides the face of a ten year old, she’s got that jar of pickles to practise for Beiber.

  29. Selena Gomez Braless
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    It looks like her dad should be enjoying a Taco Bell Party Pack and some Corn Pops.

    • Brian

      These typical do as i say not as i do alberils are the kind that need to be exposed for their hypocracy like that LUARIE DAVID,JOHN TRAVOLTA,LEONARDO DECAPRIO,ROBERT REDFORD and the other hollyweird eco-wackos telling us to live more green then they still run around the world in their atmosphear depleting jets and drive around in the 4 mpg gas guzzling limos

  30. Selena Gomez Braless
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    Damn… nothin’.

  31. What

    Those lovely breasts are real. I’ll bet she just smells good. EVERYWHERE!!!

  32. turd da third

    quack……. practicing for an Aflack commercial….

  33. Selena Gomez Braless
    Jonas Grumby
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    “Yesterday the director made me eat bananas all day long and for some reason all the guys watched. Today its pickles, and tomorrow its popsicles! And why do they all chant “swallow it” during the scene? None of this stuff is even in the script!”

  34. josef

    shes got a big head

  35. terry

    Overrated tween beard.

  36. Selena Gomez Braless
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    Someone should look up how a woman without a bra looks like.

  37. Selena Gomez Braless
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    You can see her black bra strap in this picture…

  38. Selena Gomez Braless
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    Thats a shadow dumbass…

  39. Selena Gomez Braless
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  40. Selena Gomez Braless
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    she isnt wearing abra

  41. Selena Gomez Braless
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    I think her tits look awesome! She looks good. Selena is freaken HOT..

  42. Selena Gomez Braless
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    How is this even a story… who cares. Besides it looks like she is wearing one.

  43. Selena Gomez Braless
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    ever think maybe she’s just pissed at the paparazzi in her face?

  44. zainab

    selena gomez breast is best

  45. Selena Gomez Braless
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    has the black guy a boner? :)

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