Justin Bieber Doesn’t Know How Glass Works

June 1st, 2012 // 32 Comments
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While performing in Paris, Justin Bieber was knocked unconscious after walking into a glass wall because apparently he wasn’t joking when he said he wants to be the next Marky Mark. Kid’s method. TMZ reports:

We just spoke with Justin, who said he was performing on stage, and in between songs he walked backstage and hit the glass. He says he was disoriented, but went back on stage and finished his set.
As he walked to his dressing room he passed out cold, for around 15 seconds. Doctors say Justin suffered a concussion but he’ll be ok.

Justin told us, “I guess me and glass windows just don’t work.”

I’m starting to get the fascination with this kid: He’s like a cat. He’s cute, cuddly, kind of hyper and thinks he can walk through glass doors. The only thing left to do now is drop him from a building and see if he lands on all fours. Science demands it!

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News

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  1. Can we make him eat out of bowl on the floor and shit in a box before we drop him? Pleasepleasepleaseplease?

  2. If you only had audio, this could have been the soundtrack to a very different video…

  3. Burt

    Birdbrained?

  4. So he only has a problem with “glass windows”? Does he think most windows are made of brick?

  5. Deacon Jones

    I just realized something.

    Think of the amount of tits his bodyguards must constantly have to grab and push when theyre going through a crowd getting swarmed by girls.

    That is all.

  6. mrsmass

    why couldn’t have have walked into an incinerator instead?

  7. GetOverYourself

    It has been speculated that repeated head injuries can not only lead to depression and suicidal tendencies, but brain cancer as well. One can only hope, in this case.

  8. Maybe they should have put a sticker of Keith Richards on the glass.

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    MisterSuccint
    Commented on this photo:

    “Left foot, right foot … damn, I lost count again!”

  10. Justin Bieber Yellow Shoes NRJ Radio Station Paris
    MisterSuccint
    Commented on this photo:

    “You pull back this thing here, and the little red ball with the eyes and yellow mouth flies over there and hits the green ball with the funny nose.”

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    MisterSuccint
    Commented on this photo:

    If we had an infinite number of cellphones we could shrink him to nothing.

  12. DeucePickle

    I’ve seen how this kid dresses and wears his hair. I don’t think he know how mirrors work either.

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    The joaker
    Commented on this photo:

    This version of the shocker vexes me…

  14. Ally

    That video is over a year old, by the way.

  15. tuvieja

    In other news, Selena´s vagina would be considering transforming herself in some kind of glass in order to eventually getting his boyfriend to walk into her.

  16. El Jefe

    So this is how we kill him and rid the world of him, glass. Who would have thought.

  17. For all those celebrities who don’t know what glass is made of, it’s
    sand or silica, sodium carbonate,limestone and magnesium carbonate. Fucking idiots.

    Now if you’ll excuse me, there’s a Doctor Who marathon on that I can’t miss.

  18. I don’t know what’s going on in that second video but the first one is most definitely, absolutely fake. Or rather, the action of him hitting his head was fake. He starts by acting like he’s touching his hair but hand/head never touch. He finishes it off by putting out the hand and protecting his head from the glass. I’m assuming the other video was an attempt at something similar.

    Those were the two most idiotic videos I’ve ever seen. I guess props to him though for doing such a terrible job at what he was trying to do and still having people fall for it. Much like how he does with his singing.

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    Monty83
    Commented on this photo:

    flashing the 3-horned god

  20. kimmykimkim

    I just need to say, and I’m totally serious right now you guys, this kid has ovaries. He HAS to! I mean I don’t understand how else a growing “boy” could be so fucking feminine. I mean, this fucker gets prettier everyday. So I’m thinking he’s packin’ both male and female genitalia. Because, damn. I mean, just, wow.

  21. Justin Bieber Yellow Shoes NRJ Radio Station Paris
    Commented on this photo:

    Rachel Maddow looks different in street clothes.

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    big hairy fat dude
    Commented on this photo:

    shes got a pretty mouth

  23. Anabel

    Kala oti einai aderfi einai olnaroefo .alla einai toso ksefonimeni na isxyrizetai oti i Kaneli tou askise prwti swmatiki via????Ase pou i Kaneli 2 lekseis na pei ton exei tapwsei to mapa giati n askhsei via? An k einai toso aderfi pou xalara ton exei tou xeriou tis i kaneli .Malista pisteuw den antapedwse ta xtypimata giati fovithike mh toy xalasei to make up

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