While performing in Paris, Justin Bieber was knocked unconscious after walking into a glass wall because apparently he wasn’t joking when he said he wants to be the next Marky Mark. Kid’s method. TMZ reports:
We just spoke with Justin, who said he was performing on stage, and in between songs he walked backstage and hit the glass. He says he was disoriented, but went back on stage and finished his set.
As he walked to his dressing room he passed out cold, for around 15 seconds. Doctors say Justin suffered a concussion but he’ll be ok.
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Justin told us, “I guess me and glass windows just don’t work.”
I’m starting to get the fascination with this kid: He’s like a cat. He’s cute, cuddly, kind of hyper and thinks he can walk through glass doors. The only thing left to do now is drop him from a building and see if he lands on all fours. Science demands it!
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Can we make him eat out of bowl on the floor and shit in a box before we drop him? Pleasepleasepleaseplease?
hahahaha
If you only had audio, this could have been the soundtrack to a very different video…
Birdbrained?
So he only has a problem with “glass windows”? Does he think most windows are made of brick?
I just realized something.
Think of the amount of tits his bodyguards must constantly have to grab and push when theyre going through a crowd getting swarmed by girls.
That is all.
Yeah, but they’re itty-bitty-12-year-old titties.
Except for 12-year-old girls who have higher than average amounts of growth hormone in their diets from factory farm meat. Them bishes is stacked!
Everytime I go to the mall these days, I go to the wifey “Geez! These high school girls dress like straight hookers nowdays!” and act appalled.
Then I stare at them like a hawk while wearing my sunglasses inside.
Phew. I was worried that I was weird.
Why else would anyone go to a mall?
I go there to steal stuff.
Uh…by “stuff,” you don’t mean Bieber CDs, do you?
why couldn’t have have walked into an incinerator instead?
BONGGGGGG!
It has been speculated that repeated head injuries can not only lead to depression and suicidal tendencies, but brain cancer as well. One can only hope, in this case.
Maybe they should have put a sticker of Keith Richards on the glass.
“Left foot, right foot … damn, I lost count again!”
“You pull back this thing here, and the little red ball with the eyes and yellow mouth flies over there and hits the green ball with the funny nose.”
If we had an infinite number of cellphones we could shrink him to nothing.
I’ve seen how this kid dresses and wears his hair. I don’t think he know how mirrors work either.
This version of the shocker vexes me…
That video is over a year old, by the way.
In other news, Selena´s vagina would be considering transforming herself in some kind of glass in order to eventually getting his boyfriend to walk into her.
So this is how we kill him and rid the world of him, glass. Who would have thought.
For all those celebrities who don’t know what glass is made of, it’s
sand or silica, sodium carbonate,limestone and magnesium carbonate. Fucking idiots.
Now if you’ll excuse me, there’s a Doctor Who marathon on that I can’t miss.
I don’t know what’s going on in that second video but the first one is most definitely, absolutely fake. Or rather, the action of him hitting his head was fake. He starts by acting like he’s touching his hair but hand/head never touch. He finishes it off by putting out the hand and protecting his head from the glass. I’m assuming the other video was an attempt at something similar.
Those were the two most idiotic videos I’ve ever seen. I guess props to him though for doing such a terrible job at what he was trying to do and still having people fall for it. Much like how he does with his singing.
flashing the 3-horned god
I just need to say, and I’m totally serious right now you guys, this kid has ovaries. He HAS to! I mean I don’t understand how else a growing “boy” could be so fucking feminine. I mean, this fucker gets prettier everyday. So I’m thinking he’s packin’ both male and female genitalia. Because, damn. I mean, just, wow.
No more drunk commenting, Kim.
Rachel Maddow looks different in street clothes.
shes got a pretty mouth
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