A Justin Bieber Dick Pic Is Imminent

July 1st, 2014 // 19 Comments

Here’s Justin Bieber‘s latest photo for Shots, an app I’ve never once heard of until now, so just assume him and his buddies sat around going, “Dude, bro, we should totally make our own Instagram, but call it something dope like, uh… fuckin’ Shots! Like we be doin’ shots in da club and da Internet. ” Which is actually kind of amazing because you’d just assume Justin would go with something like “BlackBallers” or “DoubleCupNiggaJoint.org” because he’s about as subtle as Kim Kardashian in a china shop, and BAM. That’s how you cow joke, mothafucka. PEACE. *drops mic*

Photo: Shots / Splash News

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  1. Who took this photo? Lil Twist or Lil Za?

  2. Selena Gomez Cameltoe Skinny Jeans
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    It’s all fun and games until she gets impregnated with his Canadian maple-flavoured devil spawn.

  3. Short Round

    Maybe the most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen and that including catching my mother cheat on my father. Maybe I’ll block this memory out for 15 years too. *crosses fingers*

  4. Child porn, seriously.

  5. Jennyfurr

    *clit pic

  6. Speaking of Kim K in a china shop, she is as worthless as tits as on a bull.

  7. Selena Gomez Cameltoe Skinny Jeans
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    Attention ladies: those pants look like shit on Selena Gomez so they will also look like shit on you. Probably even worse since you’re built like Khloe.

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    coljack
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    It’s like she’s getting fashion advice from Corey Feldman…and his grandmother.

    • Bob

      Funny that you’d say that because Justin Bieber reminds me of the other Corey, the Canadian one. Always has the same look on his face, just like Corey Haim when he was acting.

  9. coljack

    Congratulations, Fish, on snagging position #8 on “justin bieber dick pic.” When the day comes that you actually buy a justin bieber dick pic from a photo agency, you’ll have a head start on everybody else. And look at this – I am totally helping you with your relevancy for just bieber dick pics. (got the plural covered for you, too!)

    • coljack

      Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some internet history to erase. My company screens for #maplesyrupophiles. That’ll trend, won’t it?

  10. anonymous

    Imminent? I don’t know about anyone else but I already see pic of a Canadian Dick name Justin. Been seeing pics of that dick for years now.

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    Marnie
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    If these jeans aren’t flattering on tiny ass Selena Gomez, what hope do the rest of us have?

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    Jaime
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    Cellulite is starting to form already. That was quick.

  13. Selena Gomez Cameltoe Skinny Jeans
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    she is not attractive. if she wasn’t beibers poke, she would not even be remotely famous.

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    Big D
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    Nice Cameltoe (i)

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