A Justin Bieber Dick Pic Is Imminent

By: The Superficial / July 1, 2014

Here’s Justin Bieber‘s latest photo for Shots, an app I’ve never once heard of until now, so just assume him and his buddies sat around going, “Dude, bro, we should totally make our own Instagram, but call it something dope like, uh… fuckin’ Shots! Like we be doin’ shots in da club and da Internet. ” Which is actually kind of amazing because you’d just assume Justin would go with something like “BlackBallers” or “DoubleCupNiggaJoint.org” because he’s about as subtle as Kim Kardashian in a china shop, and BAM. That’s how you cow joke, mothafucka. PEACE. *drops mic*

Photo: Shots / Splash News