Y’All Don’t Deport #Bbare, #Bbare Deports You

In the anals of history, there ain’t ever gonna be a more potent revenge fantasy than all you mothafuckas thinkin’ you can send my boy B-Bare back to Canada on account of no eggs. When really, if y’all wants to get real about it, this is here’s cuz the dopest, darkest jigga in Snoopy pajamas is out dare slatherin’ dem honeys with his maple syrup while y’all sittin’ at home buildin’ a sock woman and callin’ dat shit Selena. ‘Specially this here mothafucka writin’ this B-log. (I live in yo’ brain, bitch!) Anyway, y’all keep dreamin’ why my boy be flyin’ both litterly and fignewtonturley. Tizzle Mizzle Zazzle:

Bieber — a Canadian citizen — is allowed to live in the U.S. because he has what’s called an O-1 Work Permit … which Immigration issues for foreigners with “extraordinary abilities.” Lots of athletes and entertainers get O-1 status.
But here’s the thing. Under the Immigration laws, if someone is convicted of a crime of “moral turpitude” — Immigration can deem that person “inadmissible” for work status in the U.S.
Now get this … “moral turpitude” includes crimes involving “malicious destruction of property.”
The L.A. County Sheriff’s Dept. wants the D.A. to file FELONY vandalism charges because they say he caused $20K in damages. And, the Sheriff’s Dept. thinks Bieber was malicious, especially because in the middle of the attack he yelled​, “f*** you. I got another one for you actually.”

KING KONG AIN’T GOT SHIT ON B-BARE. Sorry, deflex action. Now, let’s all get straight on another topic dat’s of serious poorfence to the reputation of the streetz numba one son. I don’t care what y’all heard. I don’t care what y’all saw on dem Internets. My boy’s name is B-Bare, not mothafuckin Bizzle. It ain’t 2003 no more where young pups be thinking they Snoop Dogg. His name is B. Bare. As in dem ladies be bare for his B-bear to hibronate in dem vagina caves. And sometimes eat dem honey pots if they ain’t smellin’ yucky. AW SHIT.

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