Justin Bieber’s Comedy Central Roast Happened

Justin Bieber finally got his Comedy Central roast over the weekend which Seth Rogen did not show up for and from almost every account was a blatant PR stunt with a few zingers until Hannibal Burress literally stopped making jokes and took a shit on the whole thing. Via Gawker:

“They say that you roast the ones you love, but I don’t like you at all, man. I’m just here because it’s a real good opportunity for me. Actually, you should thank me for participating in this extremely transparent attempt to be more likable in the public eye. And I hope it doesn’t work.”

In more awesome news, Chrissy Teigen’s breasts were there and when you get to the end of the gallery, you’ll see them topless. I AM YOUR JESUS.

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