Justin Bieber Put In A Chokehold, Kicked Out of Coachella

If you clicked through yesterday’s gallery of smug, rich assholes at Coachella and wished you could see one of them get booted out for being a smug, rich asshole, holy shit, did you hit the fucking lottery. TMZ reports:

Justin Bieber was kicked out of Coachella Sunday night, but not before he was placed in a chokehold … TMZ has learned.
Bieber and his entourage walked to the artist’s entrance where Drake was performing, when they were stopped by security and told the area was at capacity and they couldn’t come in. Bieber and his crew showed security they had the proper wristbands to gain entry.
Eyewitnesses tell TMZ, Bieber argued with security, saying there was no way he could stand in a big crowd because he’d get bombarded by fans. Security wasn’t having it and told him to leave.
We’re told Bieber persisted and said he was personally invited by Drake and had been waiting all weekend to see him perform. Bieber didn’t stand down and security was pissed.
At that point a Coachella staffer came up to Bieber and said she would escort him inside the artist’s area. She grabbed Bieber by the arm and began walking him and his security team inside, when Coachella security came up from behind and put Bieber in a chokehold.
We’re told Bieber’s team got into it with security and the singer was then ordered to leave the festival.

You can watch the video below, but I’ll save you some trouble: You literally see jackshit, and nothing will even come close to your imagination. Which for me involves being carried in a backpack by the security guard choking Justin Bieber out. Think C-3PO on Chewie’s back in The Empire Strikes Back but with way more masturbating. I’m talking tons. Like way more than Lando was doing if that’s even possible.

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