Justin Bieber Caught With Another Girl, Flips Off Paparazzi

Here’s Justin Bieber forsaking his divine maple lineage by flipping off the paparazzi in London last night after being photographed with a young blonde who’s definitely not Selena Gomez. Which is a pretty shitty move considering she stood by him while he got slapped with his first paternity suit. I’d go further and say he’s probably looking at another one, but his Maple-qaeda fanbase are pretty sensitive, and I don’t need a dirty bomb made out of Trapper Keepers and bubble gum blowing my goddamn face off. So on that note, this is clearly Justin Bieber’s wedding planner because he’s going to marry each and every one of his Twitter followers. No foolin’. (Please don’t stab me at the mall.)

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